New Orleans Second Line
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First season: 2017 Play in and headquartered in The Meme Coliseum New Orleans, Louisiana | |||
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| Team colors | Purple, Teal, Gold[1] | ||
| Mascot | Max | ||
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| General manager | Tyler Siwft (BayleyIsland) | ||
| Head coach | Bovosexual Kiwi | ||
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| League championships (2) | |||
Conference championships (4)
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Division championships (3)
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| Playoff appearances (4) | |||
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The New Orleans Second Line is a professional American football franchise based in New Orleans, Louisiana. The Second Line currently compete in the National Simulation Football League (NSFL) as a member club of the league's American Simulation Football Conference (ASFC) which currently only has one division. The franchise was established in 2017 (S2) in the league's first expansion as the Las Vegas Legion before relocating for 2021 (S6).
New Orleans has not been very competitive during its franchise's tenure, still seeking its first winning season. The franchise peaked in 2022 (S7) with a record of 4-10. After a mass retirement scandal led to the team's relocation and a change in management, New Orleans has acquired some exciting young talent and looks to begin a new chapter in their history while expanding their reputation as the league's "meme team".
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History of the New Orleans Second Line
After being awarded an expansion team after the league's inaugural season, Las Vegas GM RFFO saw an opportunity to be a playoff competitor immediately. He dealt most of the team's draft picks and pursued free agents aggressively, highlighted by signing quarterback Josh Bercovici to a 5-year, $33 million contract. This bold strategy backfired quickly and the franchise has been bad ever since. A few weeks before the 2019 NSFL Draft the GM notified the head office that he would be stepping down effective immediately, tapping his co-GM Ben to replace him, which the league agreed to. Ben hired Keygan as his co-GM just in time for the 2019 Offseason to begin.
The new duo dedicated the team to build through the draft but unfortunately, the timing could not have been any worse. With the establishment of the Developmental Simulation Football League for new prospects, the 2019 draft was the smallest and worst in league history. The Legion went into the draft with 5 of the 8 first round picks, the first 5 picks in the franchise's history and just the second time the franchise would pick in the top 40. In particular, Ben and Keygan targeted well-known and reliable-earning players from the SHL to create a cohesive, active locker room and discord. The actually worked out pretty well. Even though the NSFL was, at best, second priority for most of the team the discord was very active and Keygan spent the entire season pointing out how Las Vegas had more users online in the main NSFL discord than any other team.[2] After that season, though, a culmination of events led to many of those SHL users getting fed up with the league which eventually led to Keygan posting a retirement thread for 7 players on the team, including himself.[3] Only 6 of those players actually retired - Wallace Stone did not intend on retiring[4] - but 2 other players posted separate topics. This mass retirement sent shockwaves through the league and the head office scrambled to deal with the fallout since Ben, the head GM, was on vacation in Europe at the time and while aware of the developments, in general, he was in no position to take action.
However, as the head office found during their deliberations, this wasn't as bad as it appeared initially. Only one of the retiring players had updated regularly that season and by waiting to post the topic after the offseason began, this gave Las Vegas a bunch of expiring contract that they could trade for assets to build the team. A few days after the topic the head office announced the cosbornballboy would take over as GM of the team. In one of his first acts as GM, he traded for a quarterback without consulting the team's current quarterback, Wallace Stone, about a position change which caused a falling-out between the two. After a couple days of similar missteps that grew from that initial mistake, Cosborn stepped down as GM and was replaced by Bovo.
Bovo oversaw the selling-off of the assets that hadn't yet been traded and soon hired tbone as his co-GM. The team headed into the 2020 NSFL Draft with a decent amount of mid-round picks to start the rebuild anew. To complete the fresh start they desired for the team they also began exploring relocation options and the following offseason the team, after much consulting with the team, announced it would become the New Orleans Second Line starting in 2021 (S6). Like Ben and Keygan, Bovo and tbone put an emphasis on building through the draft and strove to have the best scouting in the league by targeting DSFL GMs. As a testament to this strategy the franchise has seen its players win 3 consecutive rookies of the year. In last year as Las Vegas Legion, they won one game, against San Jose SaberCats in Week 7 with a score of 37-19.
The single most important event in franchise turnaround was the 2021 NSFL Draft, where General Managers were able to draft three franchise calibre players: Brian Mills with 1st Overall Pick, Jaylon Broxton with 5th Overall Pick (via Outlaws, acquired in the trade for Wyatt Fulton and Andreas Waiters[5]) and their Quarterback ever since Borkus Maximus III. In the first season as Second Line, they achieved the 2-11-1 record, with both wins coming against winless in the 2021 (S6) Colorado Yeti team. With the team still far away from contention the priority was set on developing young players and acquiring further assets using the vast cap space team head.
Ahead of the 2022 NSFL Draft mentality changed and GM Bovo decided to start trading for established players - starting with Julian O'Sullivan [6]. Due to overall lack of quality picks (they sent away their 1st rounder in O'Sullivan trade) and shallowness of the talent pool of the draft New Orleans didn't gain any memorable players in the 2022 (S7) draft. Team visibly improved to a 4-10, but still was placed last in the very competitive ASFC.
2023 (S8) marked possibly single biggest positive franchise turnarounds in NSFL history. To make it possible two big deals were made before the season start. First they traded for established star linebacker Vincent Sharpei[7] to create most dangerous defensive trio alongside drafted in 2021 (S6) Brian Mills and acquired a season before Julian O'Sullivan. Just before 2022 NSFL Draft, their young star demanded trade to the Orange County Otters that resulted in a defensive backs swap of Jaylen Broxton and Vladimir Fyodorovich[8]. In the draft with the second overall pick, Second Line Management was able to solidify their secondary picking Safety William Harrison. This year for the first time franchise in franchise history team was able to qualify for the playoffs and played in the ASFC Championship Game winning against Orange County Otters 20-17 on 46 yard field goal by Peg Leg with 0:10 remaining on the clock. Next, they travelled to the Ultimus Bowl VIII game to the Yellownife, where they lost 24-13 to the Wraiths.
With team clearly being ready to contend further moves were made to strengthen both secondary - trade for franchise Cornerback Benson Bayley[9] - and offensive firepower acquiring multiple NSFL Tight End of the Year award winner Paul Di Mirio[10]. These acquisitions combined with the internal growth was enough to secure best record, 12-2, in the league. In the playoffs they defeated Otter County Otters 39-21 and Baltimore Hawks 37-24 en-route to their first Ultimus title in the 2024 (S9).
Following their Ultimas victory, the 2025 (S10) season was going to prove a challenge with star receiver Dustin Evans retiring along with Vincent Sharpei and Fuego Wozy, and running back Smallwood on his last leg. In an effort to minimize the falloff from losing Evans, the Second Line would make a move and sign Alexander LeClair, who was a reliable second option in Baltimore. Despite seemingly getting older the Second Line would manage to put together one of the best offenses the NSFL has seen with Maximus III throwing for over 5K yards and 40 TDs, while Smallwood would rush for over 1200 yards and 15 touchdowns himself. Despite being well on their way to the top spot in the ASFC, New Orleans wanted to get every advantage they could going into the playoffs and such as the trade deadline was drawing near they managed to pull off a trade for Carlito Crush. WIth their high powered offense the Second Line cruised to an 11-3 record, however, struggled in the first round against the Orange County Otters, barely escaping 10-3. They would go on to face the Baltimore Hawks for the second straight year in the Ultimas, however, this time they would not come out on top losing 29-23.
After two straight Ultimas appearances, Bork Borkington decided it was time to take a step back and resigned as general manager of the Second Line. It would later be announced that Tyler Swift would be the new general manager starting in 2026 (S11). Coming off an impressive season, but seeing the end was near, Darren Smallwood would come out during the offseason and announce that 2026 (S11) would be his final year playing, which came after Ardie Savea announced his retirement. More changes would come as Crush would go back to Orange County and Vladimir Fyodorovich would convert to a wide receiver, but also still play on defense. With losing many offensive weapons, Maximus III would drop greatly in his production over the previous season, but Smallwood would still be as dominant as ever gaining over 1600 total yards and 21 touchdowns. Despite losing players the Second Line would match their previous season's record at 11-3, handle the otters mightily to a tune of 40-13, and setup New Orleans v Baltimore part 3. This would be a heavyweight bout for the ages as both teams went back and forth and Turk Turkleton would tie the game up with 1:47 left in regulation. The game would go into overtime and like a story book finish, Darren Smallwood would catch a 6 yard pass from Maximus III to earn New Orleans another Ultimas title.
Rivalries
As a franchise that has spent its entire existence dwelling at the bottom of the standings, strong rivalries haven't had the opportunity to develop. However, as the Legion, the franchise had something of a rivalry with fellow expansion team the Philadelphia Liberty. In recent years, any time a Second Line player begins acting up in the discord they're threatened with being traded to the other perennial cellar-dweller, the Colorado Yeti.
Team Colors and Uniforms
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Season-by-season records
| Season | Wins | Losses | Ties | Win% | PF | PA | Standings | Playoffs |
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| 2017 (S2) | 3 | 11 | 0 | .214 | 211 | 335 | 4th | N/A |
| 2018 (S3) | 2 | 12 | 0 | .143 | 199 | 444 | 4th | N/A |
| 2019 (S4) | 3 | 11 | 0 | .214 | 234 | 439 | 4th | N/A |
| 2020 (S5) | 1 | 13 | 0 | .071 | 296 | 453 | 4th | N/A |
| 2021 (S6) | 2 | 11 | 1 | .179 | 239 | 377 | 4th | N/A |
| 2022 (S7) | 4 | 10 | 0 | .286 | 304 | 366 | 4th | N/A |
| 2023 (S8) | 9 | 5 | 0 | .643 | 413 | 303 | 2nd | Won ASFC Championship vs OC, 20-17 Lost Ultimus vs YKW, 24-13 |
| 2024 (S9) | 12 | 2 | 0 | .857 | 530 | 197 | 1st | Won ASFC Championship vs OC, 39-21 Won Ultimus vs BAL, 37-24 |
| 2025 (S10) | 11 | 3 | 0 | .786 | 505 | 279 | 1st | Won ASFC Championship vs OC, 10-3 Lost Ultimus vs BAL, 29-23 |
| 2026 (S11) | 11 | 3 | 0 | .786 | 464 | 340 | 1st | Won ASFC Championship vs OC, 40-13 Won Ultimus vs BAL, 42-36 (OT) |
Franchise Records
Career Records
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Regular Season Records
Passing yards: 5,026 Borkus Maximus III, 2025 (S10)
Passing touchdowns: 40 Borkus Maximus III, 2025 (S10)
Passer rating: 98.3 Borkus Maximus III, 2025 (S10)
Completion percentage: 62.7 Logan Noble, 2020 (S5)
Rushing attempts: 409 Ardie Savea, 2019 (S4)
Rushing yards: 1,534 Darren Smallwood, 2024 (S9)
Rushing touchdowns: 27 Darren Smallwood, 2024 (S9)
Receptions: 89 Carlito Crush, 2025 (S10)
Receiving yards: 1,504 Dustin Evans, 2020 (S5)
Receiving touchdowns: 12 Charlie Law, 2025 (S10)
Pancakes: 78 Lance Armstrong, 2022 (S7)
Interceptions: 6 Shoane Maddox, 2017 (S2)
Interception Yards: 179 Blackford Oakes, 2022 (S7)
Tackles: 140 Vincent Sharpei, 2022 (S7)
Sacks: 19 Godfrey King, 2024 (S9)
Tackles for loss: 16 B. Crocker, 2017 (S2)
Punt return yards: 511 Dustin Evans, 2022 (S7)
Punt return touchdowns: 1 Dustin Evans, 2021 (S6)
Kick return yards: 1,264 Dustin Evans, 2020 (S5)
Kick return touchdowns: 1 Stormblessed, 2017 (S2)
Field goals made: 32 Iyah Blewitt, 2024 (S9)
Field goal percentage: 100% Iyah Blewitt, 2024 (S9)
Punt average: 46.8 Peg Leg, 2021 (S6)
Single Game Records
Passing yards: 539 Borkus Maximus III (Week 9 2025 (S10) vs Orange County Otters)
Passing touchdowns: 5 Borkus Maximus III (Week 9 2023 (S8) vs Arizona Outlaws)
Passer rating: 145.2 Borkus Maximus III (Week 6 2024 (S9) vs San Jose Sabercats)
Completions: 41 Borkus Maximus III (Week 10 2023 (S8) vs Orange County Otters)
Rushing yards: 178 Darren Smallwood (Week 7 2023 (S8) vs Colorado Yeti)
Rushing touchdowns: 4 Darren Smallwood (Week 8 2024 (S9) vs Philadelphia Liberty)
Longest rush: 89 Darren Smallwood (Week 2 2023 (S8) vs Colorado Yeti)
Receptions: 12 Poopyface Tomatonose (Week 12 2021 (S6) vs San Jose Sabercats)
Receiving yards: 165 Alexandre LeClair (Week 2 2018 (S3) vs Baltimore Hawks)
Receiving touchdowns: 3 Alexandre LeClair (Week 9 2018 (S3) vs Orange County Otters)
Longest catch: 77 Dustin Evans (Week 9 2023 (S8) vs Arizona Outlaws)
Most Pancakes: 12 Lance Armstrong (Week 4 2019 (S4) vs Colorado Yeti)
Interceptions: 3 Vladimir Fyodorovich (Week 1 2025 (S10) vs Philadelphia Liberty)
Interception Yards: 91 Blackford Oakes (Week 3 2022 (S7) vs Yellowknife Wraiths)
Tackles: 15 Leon Washington (Week 12 2020 (S5) vs Colorado Yeti)
Sacks: 4 Godfrey King (Week 13 2024 (S9) vs San Jose Sabercats)
Tackles for loss: 4 Big Bot (Week 4 2019 (S4) vs Colorado Yeti)
Punt return yards: 143 Dustin Evans (Week 5 2022 (S7) vs San Jose Sabercats)
Longest punt return: 73 Dustin Evans (Week 10 2021 (S6) vs Colorado Yeti)
Kick return yards: 218 Vladimir Fyodorovich (Week 10 2025 (S10) vs Yellowknife Wraiths)
Longest kick return: 99 Dustin Evans (Week 4 2020 (S5) vs Arizona Outlaws)
Field goals made: 5 Peg Leg (Week 10 2022 (S7) vs Baltimore Hawks)
Longest field goal: 57 Wayne Gooney (Week 9 2019 (S4) vs Arizona Outlaws)
Punt average: 55.7 Iyah Blewitt (Week 8 2024 (S9) vs Philadelphia Liberty)
Longest punt: 74 Iyah Blewitt (Week 2 2024 (S9) vs Orange County Otters)
Career Playoff Records
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Single Game Playoff Records
Passing yards: 400 Borkus Maximus III (2026 (S11) Ultimus Bowl XI vs Baltimore Hawks)
Passing touchdowns: 4 Borkus Maximus III ( 2024 (S9) vs )
Passer rating: 124.2 Borkus Maximus III (2025 (S10) Ultimus Bowl X vs Baltimore Hawks)
Completions: 36 Borkus Maximus III (2023 (S8) ASFC Championship vs Orange County Otters)
Rushing yards: 139Darren Smallwood (2026 (S11) Ultimus Bowl XI vs Baltimore Hawks)
Rushing touchdowns: 2 Darren Smallwood ( 2024 (S9) vs )
Longest rush: 28 Borkus Maximus ( 2024 (S9) vs )
Receptions: 10 Vladimir Fyodorovich (2026 (S11) Ultimus Bowl XI vs Baltimore Hawks)
Receiving yards: 114 Dustin Evans (2023 (S8) ASFC Championship vs Orange County Otters)
Receiving touchdowns: 3 Vladimir Fyodorovich (2026 (S11) Ultimus Bowl XI vs Baltimore Hawks)
Longest catch: 50 Paul DiMirio (2026 (S11) Ultimus Bowl XI vs Baltimore Hawks)
Most Pancakes: 11 Jelly Roll (2026 (S11) Ultimus Bowl XI vs Baltimore Hawks)
Interceptions: 1 Blackford Oakes (2023 (S8) ASFC Championship vs Orange County Otters)
Interception Yards: 6 Benson Bayley (2026 (S11) ASFC Championship vs Orange County Otters)
Tackles: 14 Julian O'Sullivan (2024 (S9) vs )
Sacks: 2 Godfrey King (2024 (S9) vs )
Tackles for loss: 2 J. Andres (2023 (S8) Ultimus Bowl VIII vs Yellowknife Wraiths)
Punt return yards: 84 Vladimir Fyodorovich (2026 (S11) Ultimus Bowl XI vs Baltimore Hawks)
Longest punt return: 50 Vladimir Fyodorovich (2026 (S11) Ultimus Bowl XI vs Baltimore Hawks)
Kick return yards: 135 Dustin Evans (2023 (S8) Ultimus Bowl VIII vs Yellowknife Wraiths)
Longest kick return: 87 Dustin Evans (2023 (S8) Ultimus Bowl VIII vs Yellowknife Wraiths)
Field goals made: 2 Peg Leg (2023 (S8) ASFC Championship vs Orange County Otters)
Longest field goal: 47 Beat Meoff (2026 (S11) ASFC Championship vs Orange County Otters)
Punt average: 52.8 Iyah Blewitt (2024 (S9) vs )
Longest punt: 64 Iyah Blewitt (2024 (S9) vs )
Team Records
Wins (season): 12 - 2024 (S9)
Margin of victory (game): 54 - 2025 (S10) Week 9 vs Orange County Otters
Points scored (game): 61 - 2025 (S10) Week 9 vs Orange County Otters
Points allowed (game): 3 - many times, first: 2022 (S7) Week 8 vs Colorado Yeti
Yards gained (season): 6,530 - 2025 (S10)
Yards allowed (season): 4,452 - 2024 (S9)
Points scored (season): 530 - 2024 (S9)
Points allowed (season): 197 - 2024 (S9)
Winning Streak (regular season): 7 - Week 14 2023 (S8) through Week 6 2024 (S9)
Winning Streak (including playoffs): 7 - Week 11 2024 (S9) through Week 1 2025 (S10)
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Players and Personnel
Current roster
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Current management
Draft History
Honored Members
Retired Numbers
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Hall of Famers
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Team Captains
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Management
General Managers
2017 (S2)-2018 (S3): RFFO
2019 (S4)-2020 (S5): Ben
2020 (S5): cosbornballboy
2020 (S5)-present: Bovo
Assistants
2017 (S2)-2018 (S3): Anti-Hype
2018 (S3): Ben
2019 (S4): Keygan
2020 (S5): tbone415
2021 (S6): Ben(?)
2022 (S7)-present: AsylumParty
Awards Won
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| Season | Player | Award |
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| 2019 (S4) | Blackford Oakes (FS) | Defensive Rookie of the Year |
| 2020 (S5) | Terrell Brister (CB) | Defensive Rookie of the Year |
| 2021 (S6) | Poopyface Tomatonose (TE) | Offensive Rookie of the Year |
| 2023 (S8) | Darren Smallwood (RB) | Offensive Player of the Year |
| 2023 (S8) | Beaux Veaux (GM) | GM of the Year |
| 2023 (S8) | Darren Smallwood (RB) | Most Outstanding Player |
| 2023 (S8) | Darren Smallwood (RB) | Most Valuable Player |
| 2023 (S8) | Darren Smallwood (RB) | Running Back of the Year |
| 2023 (S8) | Paul DiMirio (TE) | Tight End of the Year |
| 2023 (S8) | Blackford Oakes (FS) | Defensive Back of the Year |
| 2024 (S9) | Beaux Veaux (GM) | GM of the Year |
| 2024 (S9) | Borkus Maximus III (QB) | Quarterback of the Year |
| 2024 (S9) | Darren Smallwood (RB) | Running Back of the Year |
| 2024 (S9) | Paul DiMirio (TE) | Tight End of the Year |
| 2024 (S9) | Godfrey King (DT) | Defensive Lineman of the Year |
| 2024 (S9) | Iyah Blewitt (K/P) | Kicker of the Year |
| 2024 (S9) | Darren Smallwood (RB) | Offensive Player of the Year |
| 2024 (S9) | Darren Smallwood (RB) | Most Outstanding Player |
| 2025 (S10) | Borkus Maximus III (QB) | Quarterback of the Year |
| 2025 (S10) | Borkus Maximus III (QB) | Most Valuable Player |
Pro Bowl
| * | Denotes players who have previously been selected to the Pro Bowl on a different team |
| ^ | Denotes players who have previously been selected to the Pro Bowl as a different position |
References
- ↑ "New Orleans Second Line Team Info". Official New Orleans Second Line Info Page. National Simulation Football League. February 10, 2018. Retrieved May 4, 2018.
- ↑ "Discord". Discord. National Simulation Football League. November 3, 2017. Retrieved May 4, 2018.
- ↑ "Legion retires many!". Legion retires many!. National Simulation Football League. December 8, 2017. Retrieved May 4, 2018.
- ↑ "Legion retires many!". Legion retires many!. National Simulation Football League. December 8, 2017. Retrieved May 4, 2018.
- ↑ "AIR/LVL Trade". AIR/LVL Trade. National Simulation Football League. December 16, 2017. Retrieved December 19, 2018.
- ↑ "NOLA/OCO". NOLA/OCO. National Simulation Football League. March 26, 2017. Retrieved December 19, 2018.
- ↑ "NOLA/SJS". NOLA/SJS. National Simulation Football League. May 2, 2017. Retrieved December 19, 2018.
- ↑ "NOLA / OCO, big boy trade". NOLA / OCO, big boy trade. National Simulation Football League. May 17, 2017. Retrieved December 19, 2018.
- ↑ "SJS/NOLA". SJS/NOLA. National Simulation Football League. June 9, 2017. Retrieved December 19, 2018.
- ↑ "PHI/NOLA". PHI/NOLA. National Simulation Football League. June 13, 2017. Retrieved December 19, 2018.
