Portland Pythons

Portland Pythons
Current season
Established 2018 First season: 2018 Play in and headquartered in The Snake Pit Portland, Oregon
Logo
League/conference affiliations
DSFL (2018–present) DSFL West (2018–2019) DSFL East (2020) DSFL North (2021–present)
Current uniform
Team colors	Orange, Green
Mascot	Legs the Python
Personnel
General manager	Squirrel Westman
Head coach	Chad Masters
Team history
Portland Pythons (2018–present)
Championships
League championships (0) Ultimini championships (5) 2019 (S4) (II), 2022 (S7) (V), 2026 (S11) (IX), 2029 (S14) (XII), 2033 (S18) (XVI)
Conference championships (11) DSFL West: 2019 (S4) DSFL East: 2020 (S5) DSFL North: 2022 (S7), 2024 (S9), 2025 (S10), 2026 (S11), 2029 (S14), 2030 (S15), 2031 (S16), 2032 (S17), 2033 (S18)
Division championships (11) DSFL West: 2019 (S4) DSFL East: 2020 (S5) DSFL North: 2021 (S6), 2022 (S7), 2025 (S10), 2026 (S11), 2029 (S14), 2030 (S15), 2031 (S16), 2032 (S17), 2033 (S18)
Playoff appearances (11)
DSFL: 2019 (S4), 2020 (S5), 2021 (S6), 2022 (S7), 2025 (S10), 2026 (S11), 2029 (S14), 2030 (S15), 2031 (S16), 2032 (S17), 2033 (S18)
Home fields
The Snake Pit (2018–present)

The Portland Pythons are a professional American football franchise based in Portland, Oregon. The Pythons currently compete in the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL) as a member club of the league's Northern Conference which currently only has one division. Their home stadium is The Snake Pit in Portland. Their chief rivals are the Minnesota Grey Ducks, and the Norfolk Seawolves.

The Pythons are one of the most storied franchises in the league, having first won the DSFL Championship in 2019 (S4) against the Grey Ducks (then the San Antonio Marshals). In the history of the franchise, they have won their division 11 times, the conference championship 11 times, and the DSFL Championship five times, second most in the league.

Season-by-season records

Main article: List of Portland Pythons seasons

Season	Regular Season Record				Post Season Record
	W	L	T	PCT	W	L
2018	5	9	0	.357	0	0
2019	11	3	0	.786	2	0
2020	10	4	0	.714	1	1
2021	10	4	0	.714	0	0
2022	12	2	0	.857	2	0
2023	6	8	0	.429	0	1
2024	8	6	0	.571	1	1
2025	9	5	0	.643	1	1
2026	13	1	0	.929	2	0
2027	9	5	0	.643	0	1
2028	8	6	0	.571	0	1
2029	10	4	0	.714	2	0
2030	7	7	0	.500	1	1
2031	11	3	0	.786	1	1
2032	11	3	0	.786	1	1
2033	11	3	0	.786	2	0
2034	8	6	0	.571	0	1
2035	2	12	0	.143	0	0
2036	8	6	0	.571	0	1
2037	5	9	0	.357	0	0
2038	5	9	0	.357	0	0
Total	179	115	0	.609	16	12

Players of note

See also: Category:Portland Pythons players.

Current roster

Portland Pythons roster
Quarterbacks 10 Sam Howitzer Running backs 15 Anders Christiansen 29 Buster Bawlls 5 Darren Pama Wide receivers 10 TJ Evans 18 Dakota Grossman 11 Korbin Brown 88 Cal Cutta Tight ends 44 Heath Evans 80 Julian Joseph 77 Dave Batista 86 Nick Marksman		Offensive linemen 42 Marc Hamel T 71 Chuck Roth T 65 Ninton Quelson G 78 Hugh McGree G Defensive linemen 71 Bobby Hoffman DE 98 Hank Sakner DE 97 Angelo Cerilli DT 40 Honky-Tonk Haywood DT 72 Etrigan T. Slayer DT 19 Sebastian Low DE 50 Alpha Centauri DT		Linebackers 99 Matty Martinsson 57 Donald McBobby 22 Myles Smith 52 Omar Wright Jr. Defensive backs 42 Ben Anabinder CB 44 Dan Foster CB 23 Naman Fletcher CB 20 Elijah Torres CB 41 Davriel Lavigne S 33 Ruhu Rush S 6 John Price CB 6 Jason Polinger S 20 Joel Drake S Special teams 33 Blago Kokot				Reserve lists {{{Reserve Lists}}} Rookies in italics Roster updated August 7, 2020   35 Active, {{{PS}}} Send Downs → ASFC rosters → NSFC rosters
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Portland Pythons individual awards

DSFL Award Winners
Season	Player	Award
2019 (S4)	PLAYER (POS)	Award Won

Head coaches

Main article: List of Portland Pythons head coaches

Name	Tenure	Regular Season Record			Post Season Record
		W	L	T	W	L
Sum Dum Goy	2016-2017	4	10	0	0	0

Current staff

Portland Pythons staff
	Front Office President – Snakey McSnakeface Director of Player Personnel – Sylphrena General Manager - CptGoosar Assistant General Manager - SpicyRon Head Coaches Head Coach – Slim Snakey Assistant Head Coach - Rocky Bal-Boa Offensive Coaches Offensive Coordinator – Quarterbacks - Charlie McCoy Running Backs – Bernard Smallwood-Chess Wide Receivers – Tight Ends – Duncan Pitworth Offensive Line – Mark Dogan			Defensive Coaches Defensive Coordinator – David Hisselhoff Defensive Line – Carter Lewis Linebackers – John Shroder Cornerbacks – Arthur Payton Safeties – Lawerence Miller Special Teams Coaches Special Teams Coordinator – Bilbo Hissins Placekicking coach - Dianna Hitan Strength and Conditioning Head Strength and Conditioning – Alex Slitherstrong
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Franchise records

Passing

	Regular Season			Playoffs			Rookie
	Career	Season	Game	Career	Season	Game	Season	Game

+ = min. 500 attempts, # = min. 100 attempts, ∗ = minimum 15 attempts

Rushing

	Regular Season			Playoffs			Rookie
	Career	Season	Game	Career	Season	Game	Season	Game

∗ = minimum 15 attempts, # = min. 100 attempts, + = min. 500 attempts

Receiving

	Regular Season			Playoffs			Rookie
	Career	Season	Game	Career	Season	Game	Season	Game

∗ = minimum 4 receptions, # = min. 20 receptions, + = min. 200 receptions

Other

	Regular Season			Playoffs			Rookie
	Career	Season	Game	Career	Season	Game	Season	Game

Returns

	Regular Season			Playoffs			Rookie
	Career	Season	Game	Career	Season	Game	Season	Game

Kicking

	Regular Season			Playoffs			Rookie
	Career	Season	Game	Career	Season	Game	Season	Game

Defense

	Regular Season			Playoffs			Rookie
	Career	Season	Game	Career	Season	Game	Season	Game

Exceptional Performances

	Regular Season			Playoffs			Rookie
	Career	Season	Game	Career	Season	Game	Season	Game

References

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