Chicago Butchers
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First season: 2031 Play in and headquartered in Chopping Block Chicago, Illinois | |||
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NSFL (2031–present)
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| Team colors | Black, Gunmetal, Red | ||
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| General manager | Videl-San (ValorX77) | ||
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| League championships (2) | |||
| Conference championships (1)
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| Division championships (3) | |||
| Playoff appearances (15) | |||
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The Chicago Butchers are a professional American football franchise based in Chicago, Illinois. The Butches currently compete in the National Simulation Football League (NSFL) as a member club of the league's National Simulation Football Conference (NSFC) which currently only has one division. The franchise was established in 2030 (S15) as one of the two expansion teams formed to help with the size of the 2030 (S15) draft class. The Butchers played their first game in 2031 (S16).
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History of the Chicago Butchers
The Chicago Butchers were one of the two most recent expansion teams, along with the Austin Copperheads, of the National Simulation Football League,they are managed by Bubba Nuck Sr. and Tyler Varga Sr.. The Butchers began their football operations in the 2030 (S15) draft. They opted to make Lightsout Lewis the first player in their teams history. The second player they selected was cornerback Xerxes Ridley. In the NSFL expansion draft, they selected a couple notable players such as Kwame Mbafeno with the first overall pick and also the 2030 (S15) kicker of the year Kulture Future.
In the Butchers second draft, they drafted highly touted running back Sam Torenson with the first overall pick. These additions payed off for the Butchers, as in their first game they pulled out a 26-17 victory over the Arizona Outlaws. Many analysts at the start of the 2031 (S16) season were calling the Butchers contenders and their 3-1 start led many to believe that they had a real shot at contending for an Ultimus. Quarterback Rose Jenkins had a very solid debut season and she helped get the Butchers into the playoffs and leave their contemporary, the Copperheads, in the dust. Rookie running back Sam Torenson led the league in rushing yards and ended up being the ORoY. The Chicago Butchers finished their first season with a 10-3 record and with the top seed in the NSFC. They had a first round bye and their win-now draft style caused many analysts to believe they were going to the Ultimus. They played their first playoff game in history at home against the underdog Philadelphia Liberty and were favored to win by double digits despite the Liberty's upset of the Yellowknife Wraiths in the wildcard round. The game started out well for the Butchers, as their rookie safety Lightsout Lewis took an interception to the house, giving Chicago the lead. In the end, though, it didn't matter as 3 Rose Jenkins interceptions doomed the Butchers and they lost 47-34 in a shootout.
Due to Chicago not having many draft picks and a relatively quiet FA period, Chicago rolled into 2032 (S17) with pretty much the same roster. Sam Torenson ran for 1400 yards again, this time with 10 touchdowns. Rose Jenkins finished with a 94 passer rating, but questions arose as to whether or not she was a true franchise quarterback, since her numbers and pass attempts were incredibly low. The Butchers regressed slightly record-wise, finishing 8-5 and as the 3rd seed in an extremely competitive NSFC. The Butchers faced the Hawks in the wild card round of the playoffs and in that game they were absolutely slaughtered, losing 40-6. Following this loss, Tyler Oles stepped down which led to Alexandra Jones being hired by the Butchers. Early into Jones' tenure, she traded superstar running back Sam Torenson for an aging legend in Marquise Brown and a 5th round pick. This trade was universally panned but it is yet to be seen how it works out for the Butchers and the Liberty.
Chicago entered tank-mode in 2033 (S18), looking into the future, with Jones acting as a transitional GM. The roster remained intact, with Jenkins under center. The team was mediocre, but they were edged off of a playoff spot by the Colorado Yeti, despite both the Yeti and the Butchers finishing with identical 5-8 record. A 3-1 start brought hope to Windy City, but then the team collapsed. Only two wins in the nine remaining games meant the Butchers had to change their culture. And so they did. Alexandra Jones stepped down, with Videl-San assuming the GM role to lead the team into rebuilding.
2034 (S19) was the beginning of the rebuilding for the Butchers. Most of last season's roster was kept, but all rookies got to see playing time. The team performed as expected. No wins in the first four games of the season, and three in the next eight to finish the season last in NSFC, with a 3-10 record, getting the #1 overall pick for 2035 (S20) draft. The Butchers were second-to-last both in offence and defence, scoring 17.2 and allowing 30.2 points per game, but the only way was up for the team, and with Videl-San at the helm, the hopes were high going into the next season.
2035 (S20) The Chicago Butchers had a rough season in 2035. With a record of 4-9, they struggled to find consistency. Despite some trades made during the season; Curtis Saul to the Otters for Thorian Skarsgard, Guy Nikko to the Hawks for Stevie Vassallo, ZoBot BackerBot41 to the Outlaws for Leighton Lee their performance remained uneven. Their offense scored an average of 24.7 points per game, ranking 2nd in their conference, but their defense allowed an average of 31.4 points per game. The team's offense leaned heavily on quarterback R. Jenkins, who threw for 4275 yards and 28 touchdowns. Running back A. Danielsson rushed for 733 yards and 9 touchdowns, while A. Espeeyeeseetee led in receiving with 1427 yards and 12 touchdowns. The Butchers’ Road record was particularly challenging, going 0-7 away from home. Despite their struggles, they managed to secure a couple of wins toward the end of the season.
2036 (S21) The Chicago Butchers had a challenging season with a 5-8 record. They struggled on the road, going 1-5, but managed a 4-3 record at home. Despite their record, they traded Zobot Runner26 to the Liberty for Farley Hank. Offensively, their performance was decent, averaging 25.8 points per game and 378.5 yards per game. The defense allowed an average of 27.5 points and 420.8 yards per game. Key players included quarterback R. Jenkins with 3242 passing yards and 24 touchdowns, running back R. Leaf Jr. with 928 rushing yards and 4 touchdowns, and wide receiver R. Leaf Jr. with 756 receiving yards and 3 touchdowns. Their schedule featured close games and a few wins against teams with weaker records, but they faced strong competition like the Baltimore Hawks and Colorado Yeti.
2037 (S22) The Chicago Butchers' 2035 season was a rollercoaster of highs and lows. With a final record of 4-9, they faced adversity and challenges both at home and on the road. Despite their struggles, the team managed to secure a couple of wins late in the season, ending on a positive note with a two-game winning streak. Offensively, the Butchers had their moments, averaging 24.7 points per game. Quarterback R. Jenkins played a pivotal role, completing 347 passes for an impressive 4275 yards and 28 touchdowns. Running back A. Danielsson showcased his skills with 733 rushing yards and 9 touchdowns. A. Espeeyeeseetee was a standout in the receiving game, racking up 1427 yards and 12 touchdowns. However, the team's defense had its challenges, allowing an average of 31.4 points per game. The defense struggled against both the run and the pass, conceding 447.6 yards per game, and facing challenges particularly in road games. The Butchers made some notable trades during the season, demonstrating their efforts to make strategic changes. These included trades involving players like Curtis Saul, Guy Nikko, and ZoBot BackerBot41, with the aim of strengthening different areas of the team. While the Chicago Butchers faced difficulties, their late-season wins indicated that they were capable of performing well when things clicked. The team's coaching staff and players will likely analyze their performance and look for opportunities to build a more consistent and competitive team in the future.
2038 (S23) Finishing with a record of 3-13. Their struggles were evident both at home and on the road, resulting in a 2-6 home record and a 1-7 away record. The team's offense faced difficulties, averaging only 13.4 points per game and ranking 12th in the conference. Quarterback G. O'Donnell (R) led the passing game with 3083 yards and 10 touchdowns. J. Tirtawidjaja led the rushing game with 1088 yards and 4 touchdowns, while S. O'Leary stood out in receiving with 1042 yards and 6 touchdowns. Defensively, the Butchers allowed an average of 25.4 points per game and faced challenges in both rushing and passing defense. Their defense ranked 11th in the conference. Throughout the season, the Butchers struggled to find consistent success against their opponents. Their road to victory was marked by obstacles, with a five-game losing streak in their final games. Despite facing difficulties, they managed to secure wins against teams like the Philadelphia Liberty and the New Orleans Second Line. Overall, the Chicago Butchers' 2035 season was marked by challenges on both sides of the ball, leading to a tough campaign with room for improvement in various areas of their gameplay.
2039 (S24) In the NSFC during the 2035 season, the Chicago Butchers had a mixed performance, ending with a record of 7-9. Despite facing challenges both at home and on the road, the team managed to secure a few notable victories throughout the season. Their home record stood at 4-4, while their road record was 3-5. Offensively, the Butchers averaged 18.8 points per game, placing them in the middle of the conference rankings. Quarterback G. O'Donnell had an active role in the passing game, completing 354 passes for 3974 yards and 20 touchdowns. On the ground, J. Tirtawidjaja led the team in rushing with 808 yards and 6 touchdowns. S. O'Leary stood out in the receiving game with 1349 yards and 5 touchdowns. Defensively, the team faced challenges, allowing an average of 25.2 points per game. They struggled against both rushing and passing offenses, conceding 388.8 yards per game. The Butchers made some strategic trades during the season, involving players like Eric Richards (R), Raphael d'Alcott, Tyler Oles JR, and Cadillac Harris, in an effort to strengthen various aspects of the team. Throughout the season, the Butchers faced a mix of victories and losses, highlighting their resilience in securing wins against teams like the Baltimore Hawks and the San Jose SaberCats. Although they experienced ups and downs, the team's performance suggests potential for growth and improvement in the seasons to come. They would go on to make the playoffs losing to the Sailfish in the first round.
2040 (S25) The Chicago Butchers displayed a more balanced performance, ending with a record of 8-8. Their season saw some notable improvements, particularly in terms of wins and divisional performance. Playing well at home with a 7-1 record, their away performance was more challenging, with a 1-7 record. Offensively, the Butchers improved their average points per game to 22.1, ranking 6th in the conference. Quarterback G. O'Donnell continued to play a pivotal role, completing 346 passes for 3878 yards and 21 touchdowns. B. Yoda led the rushing game with 939 yards and 8 touchdowns, while S. O'Leary (C) stood out in the receiving game with 1341 yards and 7 touchdowns. Defensively, the team made strides by allowing an average of 22.4 points per game, a significant improvement from the previous season. Their defense ranked 2nd in the conference, showcasing their commitment to strengthening their defensive strategies. Throughout the season, the Butchers achieved a balance of victories and losses. They secured wins against teams like the Berlin Fire Salamanders, the Baltimore Hawks, and the New Orleans Second Line. However, they also faced challenges against stronger opponents. The improved performance of the Chicago Butchers in the 2035 season suggests that the team worked on refining their strategies and gameplay. Their growth was evident in their ability to secure wins and maintain a competitive edge against various opponents. They would get there revenge on the Sailfish betting them 27-20 in the first round but would fall to the yeti 34-7.
2041 (S26) Chicago Butchers maintained a solid performance, finishing with a record of 10-6. They secured a spot in the playoffs by clinching the 2nd position in the conference. The team showed consistency both at home and on the road, with a 5-3 record in both categories. Offensively, the Butchers continued to shine, averaging 25.8 points per game and ranking 2nd in the conference. Quarterback G. O'Donnell remained a key player, throwing for 4614 yards and 30 touchdowns on 638 attempts. B. Yoda led the rushing game with 1044 yards and 7 touchdowns, while S. O'Leary (C) stood out in the receiving game with 1519 yards and 10 touchdowns. Defensively, the team allowed an average of 22.6 points per game, ranking 2nd in the conference. Their defensive efforts were well-balanced, showcasing their ability to limit opponents' scoring opportunities. Throughout the season, the Chicago Butchers achieved notable victories against teams like the Baltimore Hawks, the Colorado Yeti, and the New York Silverbacks. Their 10-6 record indicated their commitment to maintaining a competitive presence and striving for success on the field. The performance of the Butchers in the 2036 season suggests that they continued to refine their strategies and improve their gameplay. Their ability to secure wins against strong opponents showcased their determination to be a force to be reckoned with in the league. The playoffs would come and the Chicago Butchers would once agin lose to the Sailfish 24-23
2042 (S27) The Chicago Butchers had a strong season with a 12-4 record, finishing with a .750 winning percentage. Their offense was potent, averaging 28.6 points per game and ranking fourth in the league. Quarterback G. O'Donnell was a standout, completing 333 passes for 4,353 yards and 32 touchdowns. Defensively, the Butchers were dominant, allowing an average of just 17.3 points per game, which was the best in the league. Their defense also held opponents to an average of 380.6 yards per game, placing them fifth in the league in that category. The team's individual leaders included running back B. Yoda, who rushed for 1,217 yards and 14 touchdowns, and receiver L. Scabbia, who caught 89 passes for 1,324 yards and 12 touchdowns. The Butchers had some notable victories throughout the season, including wins against strong opponents like the Yellowknife Wraiths and Austin Copperheads. However, they faced tough challenges as well, such as losses to teams like the Sarasota Sailfish and Colorado Yeti. Despite some ups and downs, the Chicago Butchers displayed consistent performance, securing a playoff spot with their 12-4 record. Their balanced offensive and defensive prowess made them a formidable contender in the league, and their .750 winning percentage highlighted their success in the season. But despite there success in the regular season they would see another first round exit losing to the yeti 24-19.
2043 (S28) Finishing with a 6-10 record and a .375 winning percentage. Despite their efforts, they struggled to find consistent success on both offense and defense. Offensively, the Butchers averaged 26.9 points per game, ranking sixth within their conference and fourth in the league. Quarterback G. O'Donnell led the passing attack with 3,956 yards and 27 touchdowns, completing 378 of his 633 attempts. L. Scabbia stood out as a top receiver, making 106 receptions for 1,448 yards and 8 touchdowns. However, their rushing game faced difficulties, with M. Hayes rushing for 720 yards and 11 touchdowns on 183 carries. Defensively, the team allowed an average of 28.2 points per game, placing them fifth in their conference and eleventh in the league. Their pass defense held up reasonably well, conceding an average of 280.7 passing yards per game, ranking third in the conference. However, their run defense struggled, giving up an average of 104.2 rushing yards per game. The Butchers had their share of close games throughout the season, often finding themselves on the losing end by a narrow margin. They managed to secure victories against teams like the Baltimore Hawks and Philadelphia Liberty, but inconsistency in both offensive and defensive aspects hindered their overall performance. Their 6-10 record ultimately landed them in fifth place within their conference. While their offense showed promise, improvements on defense and a more balanced approach would likely be necessary for future success.
2044 (S29) The Chicago Butchers had a challenging season in the NSFC, finishing with a 5-11 record and a .312 winning percentage. Their offensive struggles were evident, as they averaged 21.7 points per game, placing them 13th in the conference and 12th in the league. Quarterback G. O'Donnell faced difficulties, passing for 4,327 yards and 20 touchdowns on 396 completions out of 654 attempts. L. Scabbia was a bright spot in the receiving game, making 109 receptions for 1,405 yards and 6 touchdowns. On the rushing front, M. Hayes managed 765 yards and 3 touchdowns on 187 carries. Defensively, the Butchers allowed an average of 24.4 points per game, putting them at 5th within the conference and 4th in the league. Their pass defense held up relatively well, allowing an average of 280.1 passing yards per game, ranking 3rd in the conference. The run defense performed moderately, conceding an average of 94.6 rushing yards per game. The Butchers made some notable trades during the season, including sending Tyron Shields to the Berlin Fire Salamanders and acquiring Rigby Raccoon from the Arizona Outlaws. Throughout the season, the Butchers faced challenges against strong opponents, resulting in close losses and a 5-11 record. While they managed to secure victories against teams like the Baltimore Hawks and Philadelphia Liberty, their offensive struggles and inconsistent defensive performance hindered their overall success. Ultimately, the Butchers finished the season in the bottom half of the conference. To improve in future seasons, they would likely need to address their offensive limitations and work on achieving a more balanced approach between offense and defense.
Season-by-season records
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| 2031 | 10 | 3 | 0 | .769 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 2032 | 8 | 5 | 0 | .615 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 2033 | 5 | 8 | 0 | .385 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 2034 | 3 | 10 | 0 | .231 | 0 | 0 | ||
| 2035 | 4 | 9 | 0 | .308 | 0 | 0 | ||
| 2036 | 5 | 8 | 0 | .385 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 2037 | 1 | 12 | 1 | .077 | 0 | 0 | ||
| 2038 | 3 | 13 | 0 | .188 | 0 | 0 | ||
| 2039 | 7 | 9 | 0 | .438 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 2040 | 8 | 8 | 0 | .500 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 2041 | 10 | 6 | 0 | .625 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 2042 | 12 | 4 | 0 | .750 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 2043 | 6 | 10 | 0 | .375 | 0 | 0 | ||
| 2044 | 5 | 11 | 0 | .312 | 0 | 0 | ||
| 2045 | 6 | 10 | 0 | .375 | 0 | 0 | ||
| 2046 | 10 | 6 | 0 | .625 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 2047 | 5 | 11 | 0 | .312 | 0 | 0 | ||
| 2048 | 10 | 6 | 0 | .625 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 2049 | 12 | 3 | 1 | .781 | 3 | 0 | ||
| 2050 | 9 | 7 | 0 | .562 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 2051 | 13 | 3 | 0 | .812 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 2052 | 10 | 6 | 0 | .625 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 2053 | 7 | 9 | 0 | .438 | 0 | 0 | ||
| 2054 | 10 | 6 | 0 | .625 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 2055 | 12 | 4 | 0 | .750 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 2056 | 9 | 7 | 0 | .562 | 0 | 1 | ||
| 2057 | 4 | 12 | 0 | .250 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Total | 204 | 206 | 1 | .492 | 10 | 16 | ||
Players and Personnel
Current roster
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