Bondi Beach Buccaneers

Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Current season
Established 2020 First season: 2020 Play in and headquartered in Always Sunny Stadium Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Logo
League/conference affiliations
DSFL (2020–present) DSFL West (2020 (S5)) DSFL South (2021 (S6)–present)
Current uniform
Team colors	Green, Yellow
Personnel
General manager	Dax Frost (Frostbite) Kacey Dream (scorycory)
Team history
Bondi Beach Buccaneers (2020–present)
Championships
League championships (0) Ultimini championships (1) * Ultimini: 2020 (S5)
Conference championships (1) DSFL West: 2020 (S5)
Division championships (1) DSFL West: 2020 (S5)
Playoff appearances (1)
DSFL: 2020 (S5)
Home fields
Always Sunny Stadium (2020–present)

The Bondi Beach Buccaneers are a professional American football franchise based in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. The Buccaneers currently compete in the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL) as a member club of the league's Simulation Football Conference South (DSFL South) which currently only has one division. The franchise was originally established as the "Chicago Blues" in 2018 (S3) by jiggly_333 and it would go through several rebrands including the Palm Beach Solar Bears in 2020 (S5) by Booter, before rebranding to the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers and finally the last relocation established them in Bondi Beach.

History

Main article: History of the Chicago Blues

S3

The franchise was originally founded in the 2018 season by Jiggly as the Chicago Blues. In the first year of the DSFL, the Blues would finish with a league best 10-4 season by closing off a 5 game win streak.

S4

Main article: History of the Palm Beach Solar Bears

S5 and Rebranding

The franchise went through a rebrand in the 2020 season by coach Booter as the Palm Beach Solar Bears. They got off to an incredible start under coach Booter, going 8-5-1 and winning the Ultimini in their first season 17-13 against the Portland Pythons.

S6

Unfortunately, this instant success was more a flash in the pan than anything as the team went on to win 46 games in the next 12 seasons, an average of 3 wins a season. They only managed to post a winning record one time in these twelve years, that was the 2030 season in which they went 7-6 and finished second in their division. However, this limited success was once again fleeting. This sustained lack of caused the General Managers to vacate their positions in the middle of the 2032 season. Two of the only players that seemed to care stepped up at this time and chose to be the leaders of this franchise when their own management could not.

Rebrand Part 2

After the demoralizing experience of having their old management walk out on them, the new General Managers felt that a relocation and rebrand would be the best thing for the team. They swapped beaches and went to the opposite side of the country to Myrtle Beach and went from the Solar Bears to the Buccaneers. Their colors switched from orange and purple to green and purple in the process and a new team was formed. They had a new state of the art facility built and dubbed it The Brig.

The first season in Myrtle Beach did not go very well as the team only managed to win two games. However there was a renewed vigor and life to the team

Season-by-season records

Main article: List of Bondi Beach Buccaneers seasons

Season	Regular Season Record				Post Season Record
	W	L	T	PCT	W	L
2018	10	4	0	.714	0	1
2019	5	9	0	.357	0	0
2020	8	5	1	.607	2	0
2021	5	9	0	.357	0	0
2022	4	10	0	.286	0	0
2023	3	11	0	.214	0	0
2024	1	12	1	.107	0	0
2025	3	11	0	.214	0	0
2026	4	10	0	.286	0	0
2027	4	10	0	.286	0	0
2028	4	10	0	.286	0	0
2029	3	11	0	.214	0	0
2030	7	6	0	.545	0	0
2031	2	12	0	.143	0	0
2032	4	10	0	.286	0	0
2033	2	12	0	.143	0	0
2034	10	4	0	.714	0	1
2035	12	2	0	.857	1	1
2036	9	5	0	.643	2	0
2037	7	7	0	.500	0	0
2038	6	8	0	.429	0	0
2039	6	8	0	.429	0	0
2040	11	3	0	.785	0	1
2041	8	6	0	.571	2	0
Total	138	195	2	.412	7	4

Current roster

Bondi Beach Buccaneers roster
Quarterbacks 6 Smokin Jay Running backs 8 Malik Brooks 23 Quarl Walkins III FB 8 Hunter Renphrow Wide receivers 88 Kairo Knight 3 Plant Based 17 Oliver Tolliver 13 Jimmy Anderson Tight ends 33 Burnt Toast 78 Peña Nieto		Offensive linemen 64 Bart Biggs Defensive linemen 84 Action Bronson DE 74 Rolud Onyxgut DE 88 Scruffy The Janitor DT		Linebackers 55 DJ Maclean 88 Camron Washington 44 Tyrone Petrovich Jr. 96 Myrtle Beach Tolliver Defensive backs 12 DeAndre Crover CB 13 Ivan Baldwin CB 24 Mary Marie S 69 Amanda HugAndKiss S Special teams 1 Bob Kickerson K/P				Roster updated February 21, 2023   23 Active → NFC rosters → SFC rosters
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Head coaches

Main article: List of Myrtle Beach Buccaneers head coaches

Name	Tenure	Regular Season Record			Post Season Record
		W	L	T	W	L
Booter	2020 (S5)-2028 (S13)	36	89	0	2	0
PDXBaller & dizzyDC	2029 (S14)-2031 (S16)	12	29	0	2	0
Hallmonitor_20 & frostbite	2032 (S17)-2033 (S18)	6	22	0	0	0
frostbite & scorycory	2034 (S19)-present	24	6	0	1	2

Current staff

Bondi Beach Buccaneers staff
	Front Office President – Jeremiah Zelos Director of Player Personnel – Prince Vegeta General Manager - Heath Evans Assistant General Manager - Joliet L. Christ Head Coaches Head Coach – Kacey Dream Assistant Head Coach - Brandon Booker Offensive Coaches Offensive Coordinator – Raphtalia Chan Quarterbacks - Chris Ramos Running Backs – Nicholas Ayers Wide Receivers – Leeroy Jenkins Tight Ends – James Angler Offensive Line – Bruce Buckley			Defensive Coaches Defensive Coordinator – Lord Beerus Defensive Line – Cuco Clemente Linebackers – Trevor Mouseman Cornerbacks – Rotticus Scott Safeties – Johnny Hellzapoppin Special Teams Coaches Special Teams Coordinator – Bobby Boucher Placekicking coach - Kal Solarin Strength and Conditioning Head Strength and Conditioning – Simon Tremblay
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Franchise records

Main article: Myrtle Beach Buccaneers franchise records