Nacho Macho Man ?
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 Nacho Macho Man celebrating a touchdown at Auburn | |
| No. 88 – Bondi Beach Buccaneers | |
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| Position: | Tight End |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | December 5, 2018 (aged 44) Auburn, Alabama, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) |
| Weight: | 235 lb (107 kg) |
| Username: | NotSoGood88 |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Auburn High School |
| College: | Auburn |
| ISFL Draft: | 2049 / Round: 3 / Pick: 33 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
| Career highlights and awards | |
| S33 DSFL Pro Bowl | |
Player stats at ISFL.net | |
Nacho Macho Man (born December 5, 2018) is an American football tight end for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). He is currently a prospect of the New York Silverbacks.
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Early years
Nacho Macho Man was born on May 12, 2018 to Nacho Woman and Macho Man in Auburn, Alabama. They couldn't decide on a first name for him, so they compromised and named him Nacho Macho. As a boy, he played basketball, football, soccer, and baseball, which helped him become very athletic and fast. By high school, he was forced to drop soccer in favor of baseball, but he played all 3 sports during his high school years, scoring 1,237 points while recording 756 assists and 334 steals as the point guard, hitting .369 and stealing 102 bases at shortstop, and catching 29 touchdown passes. Man received scholarship offers from places such as Alabama A&M, William & Mary, Wyoming, Southern Union Community College, and Alaska, but instead signed with the New York Yankees after being drafted in the 55th round of the MLB Entry draft at the age of 17.
College career
After being drafted to the Yankees, Nacho Macho Man played in the organization for 6 seasons, playing no higher than Low-A ball before New York chose not to renew his contract. Now aged 24, he chose to walk on at Auburn, which had just come off a 2-10 season and had a new head coach. When he arrived, a tight end had not caught a touchdown pass in 11 seasons, but the new coach loved tight ends and decided to use them. After being named 3rd string tight end, he redshirted his freshman year and saw limited action, catching 4 passes for 17 yards and a touchdown. In his redshirt freshman year, he was named the TE2 and caught 17 passes for 168 yards and 4 TDs while recording 6 pancakes and 1 sack allowed. In his sophomore year, he saw more improvement, catching 37 passes for 492 yards and 3 TDs with 11 pancakes and 3 sacks allowed. In his junior year, he led the team in receiving (66 REC, 942 YDS, 11 TD, 16 PAN, 2 SA) and in his senior year he was an All-American after hauling 94 tosses for 1,342 yards and 23 touchdowns with 31 pancakes and no sacks allowed. He chose not to declare for the DSFL Draft and instead seek to be claimed off waivers.
College career statistics
| Career Statistics | Receiving Statistics | O-Line Stats | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | GM | REC | YDS | YPR | LONG | TD | PAN | SA |
| 2043 | Auburn | 4 | 4 | 17 | 4.3 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2044 | Auburn | 13 | 17 | 168 | 9.9 | 27 | 4 | 6 | 1 |
| 2045 | Auburn | 13 | 37 | 492 | 13.3 | 64 | 3 | 11 | 3 |
| 2046 | Auburn | 13 | 66 | 942 | 14.3 | 59 | 11 | 16 | 2 |
| 2047 | Auburn | 15 | 94 | 1432 | 15.6 | 76 | 23 | 31 | 0 |
| Total | 58 | 218 | 3051 | 14.0 | 76 | 41 | 64 | 6 | |
Professional Career
DSFL Career
Nacho Macho Man was claimed off post-draft waivers by the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, and made his debut in Season 33, Preseason Week 2, recording 4 receptions, 23 yards, and 1 pancake in a 13-10 loss to the Dallas Birddogs. He opened the 2048 regular season as the starting tight end, and had a season-high 6 receptions for 32 yards, while also recording 1 pancake in a 28-27 loss to the Norfolk Seawolves. He later tied his record for receptions in Week 8, when he had 6 catches, 27 yards, and a season-high 4 pancakes in a 30-19 defeat of the Seawolves. The following week, Nacho Macho Man had a season-high 96 receiving yards, however, the Buccaneers lost to the Birddogs, 23-10. Man finished the season with 53 receptions, 570 yards, 3 touchdowns, 21 pancakes, and 1 sack allowed, but Bondi Beach finished 7-7 and missed the playoffs. Following the Season 34 ISFL Draft, it was announced that Nacho Macho Man would be returning to Bondi Beach for at least 1 more season. Following the season, Man was selected to the DSFL Pro Bowl.
DSFL Career Statistics
| Career Statistics | Receiving Statistics | O-Line Stats | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | GM | REC | YDS | YPR | LONG | TD | PAN | SA |
| 2048 | Bondi Beach | 14 | 53 | 570 | 10.8 | 73 | 3 | 21 | 1 |
| Total | 14 | 53 | 570 | 10.8 | 73 | 3 | 21 | 1 | |
ISFL career
Nacho Macho Man was selected in the 3rd round (33rd overall), by the New York Silverbacks, and signed a 3-year rookie deal paying $1 million per season.
Professional career statistics
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Achievements and records
S33 DSFL Pro Bowl
