McDripsen McDropsen

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Mcdripsen Mcdropsen
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McDripsen McDropsen at Cardiff
No. 50 – Bondi Beach Buccaneers
Position:Offensive Lineman
Personal information
Born: (2040-07-02)July 2, 2040 (aged 20)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
Height:6 ft 4.5 in (1.94 m)
Weight:299 lb (136 kg)
Username:Drip
Career information
College:Johns Hopkins University
Career history
Roster status:Active

McDripsen McDropsen (born February 7, 2040) is an American football offensive lineman for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers of the DSFL. He played college football for Johns Hopkins (JHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks as a member of the S47 Draft Class.

Early years

McDripsen McDropsen, PHD, born to the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch McDropsens, was the largest child ever born in the small town hospital. Born as the eldest son into a family of professors, the expectation was that he would continue the legacy and use his intellect to enrich the youth of Wales. During his early years, he fell in love with rugby, citing the fast pace of play and physicality as "incredibly engrossing". His incredible intellect was imparative to the current understanding of statistics, which allowed him to graduate from Cardiff University in Wales (where his parents both had become tenured professors) at the age of 17. Unsatisfied with academics alone, and missing the encapsulating nature of rugby, he wanted to challenge himself both physically and mentally. He accepted an opportunity to become the first "professor player" in NCAA D3 history at Johns Hopkins University on June 30th, 2058, 2 days before his 18th birthday. He moved to the United States and started classes as the Professor Of Statistics.

College career

While arriving at Johns Hopkins, coaches and scholars agreed that the task of playing American Football, an entirely new sport to McDripsen, as well as juggling the responsibilities of a first year professor was going to be a detriment to performance in both aspects of this young trailblazers life. And while they were not entirely incorrect, it didn't take long for Professor McDropsen to establish expertise on the football field. Having growing up playing "hooker", otherwise known as the 2, in rugby throughout his life, he quickly adapted to the center position. He was the model of growth in his "freshman" season, starting the last 5 games. For the season, he allowed 4 sacks and 18 QB pressures. Off the field, he continued to prove he was the sharpest statistical mind in the world. The summer in between what would turn out to be his only 2 collegiate football seasons would prove to be pivotal, as new research had enlightened the university to assesing football in dot form for statistical analysis. This connected McDripsens two passions, which gave both the chance to thrive. Off the football field, this new style of statistical research was revolutionary, which led to Professor McDropsen winning the Global Teacher Prize in 2059. On the football field, he became much more vocal with the team and was named Captain. A rolemodel on the offensive line, he allowed 0 sacks, 2 pressures and was named a D3 All-American for the 2059-2060 season. After this season, and feeling as though he has achieved all he can academically, Professor McDropsen resigned from Johns Hopkins University, and finished his collegiate football career on September 26th, 2060. He remains the only center in NCAA history to have never recorded a single penalty.

College career statistics

Career statistics Offensive Line
Season Team Games Pancakes Sacks Allowed
2058 (S43) Johns Hopkins 14 26 4
2059 (S44) Johns Hopkins 14 48 0

DSFL Career

On November 25th, 2060 McDripsen received a call from the GM of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, informing him that he had been picked off of waivers as an early entrant into the upcoming DSFL draft. Rumor has it that fellow Welshman Wynn Jenkins was crucial in connecting the head office with his countryman. They had previously met at Outdoor school in year 8, where McDripsen was the lead botany instructor. After playing in the last 4 games of the season, he clearly made an impact in the land down under, as they picked him in the 5th round of the Season 46 DSFL draft.

Season 46

McDripsen was named the starting left tackle immediately following the draft. This allowed McDripsen to fully settle in to being a professional dot football player, and he found his passion again. While season 46 did not turn out exactly as the Bondi Beach Buccaneers had hoped for, from a statistical standpoint, the season was very productive for the "captain of the armada". On the season, he had 53 pancakes and only allowed 2 sacks. His best game of the season came in a week 6 matchup against the Norfolk Seawolves, where he had 8 pancakes against a strong defensive front. He was the lead blocker in a productive run game, headed by stud rookie quarterback and DSFL MVP snub, Bugs. The consistency and attitude of McDripsen was a boon to the team morale and performance. By the end of the season, he was considered a top OL prospect, and fringe first rounder in the upcoming season 47 ISFL draft.

DSFL career statistics

Career statistics Offensive Line
Season Team Games Pancakes Sacks Allowed
2060 (S45) Buccaneers 4 7 2
2061 (S46) Buccaneers 14 53 2

ISFL Career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad BP Wonderlic
6 ft 4.5 in
(1.94 m)
299 lb
(136 kg)
4.72 s 4.49 s 7.28 s 28.5 in
(0.72 m)
8 ft 8.7 in
(2.66 m)
33 reps 39

Achievements and records

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