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| name = Mcdripsen Mcdropsen | | name = Mcdripsen Mcdropsen | ||
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| position = Offensive Lineman | | position = Offensive Lineman | ||
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| − | '''McDripsen McDropsen''' (born February 7, 2040) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Offensive Lineman|offensive lineman]] | + | '''McDripsen McDropsen''' (born February 7, 2040) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Offensive Lineman|offensive lineman]] for the [[New Orleans Second Line]] of the [[ISFL]]. He played college football for Johns Hopkins and spent his lone season in the DSFl in Bondi Beach with the Buccaneers. |
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==Early years== | ==Early years== | ||
McDripsen McDropsen, PHD, born to the [[wp:Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch|Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch]] McDropsens, was the largest child ever born in the small town hospital. Born as the eldest son into a family of professors, the expectation was that he would continue the legacy and use his intellect to enrich the youth of Wales. During his early years, he fell in love with rugby, citing the fast pace of play and physicality as "incredibly engrossing". His incredible intellect was imparative to the current understanding of statistics, which allowed him to graduate from Cardiff University in Wales (where his parents both had become tenured professors) at the age of 17. Unsatisfied with academics alone, and missing the encapsulating nature of rugby, he wanted to challenge himself both physically and mentally. He accepted an opportunity to become the first "professor player" in NCAA D3 history at Johns Hopkins University on June 30th, 2058, 2 days before his 18th birthday. He moved to the United States and started classes as the Professor Of Statistics. | McDripsen McDropsen, PHD, born to the [[wp:Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch|Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch]] McDropsens, was the largest child ever born in the small town hospital. Born as the eldest son into a family of professors, the expectation was that he would continue the legacy and use his intellect to enrich the youth of Wales. During his early years, he fell in love with rugby, citing the fast pace of play and physicality as "incredibly engrossing". His incredible intellect was imparative to the current understanding of statistics, which allowed him to graduate from Cardiff University in Wales (where his parents both had become tenured professors) at the age of 17. Unsatisfied with academics alone, and missing the encapsulating nature of rugby, he wanted to challenge himself both physically and mentally. He accepted an opportunity to become the first "professor player" in NCAA D3 history at Johns Hopkins University on June 30th, 2058, 2 days before his 18th birthday. He moved to the United States and started classes as the Professor Of Statistics. | ||
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| 48 || 0 <!-- O-Line Statistics --> | | 48 || 0 <!-- O-Line Statistics --> | ||
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| − | == | + | |
| + | ==DSFL Career== | ||
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| + | On November 25th, 2060 McDripsen received a call from the GM of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, informing him that he had been picked off of waivers as an early entrant into the upcoming DSFL draft. Rumor has it that fellow Welshman [[Wynn Jenkins]] was crucial in connecting the head office with his countryman. They had previously met at Outdoor school in year 8, where McDripsen was the lead botany instructor. After playing in the last 4 games of the season, he clearly made an impact in the land down under, as they picked him in the 5th round of the Season 46 DSFL draft. | ||
| + | ===Season 46=== | ||
| + | |||
| + | McDripsen was named the starting left tackle immediately following the draft. This allowed McDripsen to fully settle in to being a professional dot football player, and he found his passion again. While season 46 did not turn out exactly as the Bondi Beach Buccaneers had hoped for, from a statistical standpoint, the season was very productive for the "captain of the armada". On the season, he had 53 pancakes and only allowed 2 sacks. His best game of the season came in a week 6 matchup against the [[Norfolk Seawolves]], where he had 8 pancakes against a strong defensive front. He was the lead blocker in a productive run game, headed by stud rookie quarterback and DSFL MVP snub, Bugs. The consistency and attitude of McDripsen was a boon to the team morale and performance. By the end of the season, he was considered a top OL prospect, and fringe first rounder in the upcoming season 47 ISFL draft. | ||
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| + | ===DSFL career statistics=== | ||
| + | {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;" | ||
| + | |- <!-- Your player might have stats in areas not included on this template. If that's the case, review the "All Stats" section found in the wiki template page: https://wiki.sim-football.com/index.php?title=Blank:StatsTables --> | ||
| + | ! colspan="3" |Career statistics <!-- Career Statistics --> | ||
| + | ! colspan="2" |Offensive Line <!-- O-Line Statistics --> | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | ! Season !! Team !! Games <!-- Career Statistics --> | ||
| + | ! Pancakes !! Sacks Allowed <!-- O-Line Statistics --> | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | {{dsfly|45}} <!-- Change nsfly to dsfly if this season was played in the DSFL, change number to season played in --> | ||
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| + | | 4 <!-- Games Played --> | ||
| + | | 7 || 2 <!-- O-Line Statistics --> | ||
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| + | | {{dsfly|46}} <!-- Change nsfly to dsfly if this season was played in the DSFL, change number to season played in --> | ||
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| + | | 14 <!-- Games Played --> | ||
| + | | 53 || 2 <!-- O-Line Statistics --> | ||
| + | |} | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==ISFL Career== | ||
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| − | + | ===Season 47=== | |
| − | === | ||
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| − | + | Following a strong DSFL season, McDripsen was selected with the 4th pick in the 2nd round by the New Orleans Second Line. A strong connection to the top brass in Bondi Beach allowed McDropsen to settle in extremely quickly to the ISFL. During offseason workouts, McDripsen expressed his desire to continue to learn and push himself in football, and solidified the interior of the offensive line. This led to the GM's of the Second Line feeling extremely confident in their first pick of the s47 draft. McDripsen was immediately called up to the big leagues, and started at center on the opening day roster. There were growing pains, but history is doomed to repeat itself. Unfortunately for the rest of the league, McDripsen only got better as the season went on, giving up one sack all season and recording a career high in pancakes in Week 16. While the long history of mediocrity in New Orleans was obsessed over by the rest of the league, the s47 roster had different intentions. Soaking up the tutelage of stalwart tackle Kelijah Verwae, this was one of the top offensive lines in the history of the ISFL, and helped the Second Line break their playoff drought, unfortunately losing to the eventual s47 champions in a tight OT game. After the season, he decided to relax by staying on an abandoned island in the middle of the Caribbean, where he learned that he was awarded a spot on the S47 All-Rookie team. | |
| − | | | + | ==ISFL Career Statistics == |
| − | + | {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;" | |
| − | + | |- <!-- Your player might have stats in areas not included on this template. If that's the case, review the "All Stats" section found in the wiki template page: https://wiki.sim-football.com/index.php?title=Blank:StatsTables --> | |
| − | + | ! colspan="3" |Career statistics <!-- Career Statistics --> | |
| − | + | ! colspan="2" |Offensive Line <!-- O-Line Statistics --> | |
| − | + | |- | |
| + | ! Season !! Team !! Games <!-- Career Statistics --> | ||
| + | ! Pancakes !! Sacks Allowed <!-- O-Line Statistics --> | ||
| + | |- | ||
| + | | {{nsfly|47}} <!-- Change nsfly to dsfly if this season was played in the DSFL, change number to season played in --> | ||
| + | | {{ts|NOLA}} <!-- Replace with the relevant team abbreviation (BAL, ARI, COL, YKW, NOLA, SJS, OCO, PHI, AUS, CHI, HON, SAR, TIJ, POR, KCC, MIN, DBD, LON, NOR, PB, MBB) --> | ||
| + | | 16 <!-- Games Played --> | ||
| + | | 63 || 1 <!-- O-Line Statistics --> | ||
| + | |- | ||
Latest revision as of 19:24, 20 May 2024
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 McDripsen McDropsen at Cardiff | |
| No. 50 – New Orleans Second Line | |
|---|---|
| Position: | Offensive Lineman |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | July 2, 2040 (aged 22) Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales |
| Height: | 6 ft 4.5 in (1.94 m) |
| Weight: | 299 lb (136 kg) |
| Username: | Drip |
| Career information | |
| College: | Johns Hopkins University |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
McDripsen McDropsen (born February 7, 2040) is an American football offensive lineman for the New Orleans Second Line of the ISFL. He played college football for Johns Hopkins and spent his lone season in the DSFl in Bondi Beach with the Buccaneers.
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Early years
McDripsen McDropsen, PHD, born to the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch McDropsens, was the largest child ever born in the small town hospital. Born as the eldest son into a family of professors, the expectation was that he would continue the legacy and use his intellect to enrich the youth of Wales. During his early years, he fell in love with rugby, citing the fast pace of play and physicality as "incredibly engrossing". His incredible intellect was imparative to the current understanding of statistics, which allowed him to graduate from Cardiff University in Wales (where his parents both had become tenured professors) at the age of 17. Unsatisfied with academics alone, and missing the encapsulating nature of rugby, he wanted to challenge himself both physically and mentally. He accepted an opportunity to become the first "professor player" in NCAA D3 history at Johns Hopkins University on June 30th, 2058, 2 days before his 18th birthday. He moved to the United States and started classes as the Professor Of Statistics.
College career
While arriving at Johns Hopkins, coaches and scholars agreed that the task of playing American Football, an entirely new sport to McDripsen, as well as juggling the responsibilities of a first year professor was going to be a detriment to performance in both aspects of this young trailblazers life. And while they were not entirely incorrect, it didn't take long for Professor McDropsen to establish expertise on the football field. Having growing up playing "hooker", otherwise known as the 2, in rugby throughout his life, he quickly adapted to the center position. He was the model of growth in his "freshman" season, starting the last 5 games. For the season, he allowed 4 sacks and 18 QB pressures. Off the field, he continued to prove he was the sharpest statistical mind in the world. The summer in between what would turn out to be his only 2 collegiate football seasons would prove to be pivotal, as new research had enlightened the university to assesing football in dot form for statistical analysis. This connected McDripsens two passions, which gave both the chance to thrive. Off the football field, this new style of statistical research was revolutionary, which led to Professor McDropsen winning the Global Teacher Prize in 2059. On the football field, he became much more vocal with the team and was named Captain. A rolemodel on the offensive line, he allowed 0 sacks, 2 pressures and was named a D3 All-American for the 2059-2060 season. After this season, and feeling as though he has achieved all he can academically, Professor McDropsen resigned from Johns Hopkins University, and finished his collegiate football career on September 26th, 2060. He remains the only center in NCAA history to have never recorded a single penalty.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Offensive Line | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | Games | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
| 2058 (S43) | Johns Hopkins | 14 | 26 | 4 |
| 2059 (S44) | Johns Hopkins | 14 | 48 | 0 |
DSFL Career
On November 25th, 2060 McDripsen received a call from the GM of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers, informing him that he had been picked off of waivers as an early entrant into the upcoming DSFL draft. Rumor has it that fellow Welshman Wynn Jenkins was crucial in connecting the head office with his countryman. They had previously met at Outdoor school in year 8, where McDripsen was the lead botany instructor. After playing in the last 4 games of the season, he clearly made an impact in the land down under, as they picked him in the 5th round of the Season 46 DSFL draft.
Season 46
McDripsen was named the starting left tackle immediately following the draft. This allowed McDripsen to fully settle in to being a professional dot football player, and he found his passion again. While season 46 did not turn out exactly as the Bondi Beach Buccaneers had hoped for, from a statistical standpoint, the season was very productive for the "captain of the armada". On the season, he had 53 pancakes and only allowed 2 sacks. His best game of the season came in a week 6 matchup against the Norfolk Seawolves, where he had 8 pancakes against a strong defensive front. He was the lead blocker in a productive run game, headed by stud rookie quarterback and DSFL MVP snub, Bugs. The consistency and attitude of McDripsen was a boon to the team morale and performance. By the end of the season, he was considered a top OL prospect, and fringe first rounder in the upcoming season 47 ISFL draft.
DSFL career statistics
| Career statistics | Offensive Line | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | Games | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
| 2060 (S45) | Buccaneers | 4 | 7 | 2 |
| 2061 (S46) | Buccaneers | 14 | 53 | 2 |
ISFL Career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP | Wonderlic |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 4.5 in (1.94 m) |
299 lb (136 kg) |
4.72 s | 4.49 s | 7.28 s | 28.5 in (0.72 m) |
8 ft 8.7 in (2.66 m) |
33 reps | 39 |
Season 47
Following a strong DSFL season, McDripsen was selected with the 4th pick in the 2nd round by the New Orleans Second Line. A strong connection to the top brass in Bondi Beach allowed McDropsen to settle in extremely quickly to the ISFL. During offseason workouts, McDripsen expressed his desire to continue to learn and push himself in football, and solidified the interior of the offensive line. This led to the GM's of the Second Line feeling extremely confident in their first pick of the s47 draft. McDripsen was immediately called up to the big leagues, and started at center on the opening day roster. There were growing pains, but history is doomed to repeat itself. Unfortunately for the rest of the league, McDripsen only got better as the season went on, giving up one sack all season and recording a career high in pancakes in Week 16. While the long history of mediocrity in New Orleans was obsessed over by the rest of the league, the s47 roster had different intentions. Soaking up the tutelage of stalwart tackle Kelijah Verwae, this was one of the top offensive lines in the history of the ISFL, and helped the Second Line break their playoff drought, unfortunately losing to the eventual s47 champions in a tight OT game. After the season, he decided to relax by staying on an abandoned island in the middle of the Caribbean, where he learned that he was awarded a spot on the S47 All-Rookie team.
ISFL Career Statistics
""| Career statistics | Offensive Line | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | Games | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
| 2062 (S47) | Second Line | 16 | 63 | 1 |
