Joe Bazooka
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| No. 24 – London Royals | |
|---|---|
| Position: | Runningback |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | March 15, 2036 (aged 26) Tullamore, Ireland |
| Height: | [convert: invalid number] |
| Weight: | 235 lb (107 kg) |
| Username: | Bazooka_Joe |
| Career information | |
| High school: | N/A |
| College: | University of Antartica |
| DSFL Draft: | 2058 / Round: Waivers |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Joe Bazooka (born March 15, 2036) is an American football runningback for the London Royals of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Joe Bazooka comes from a small town in Ireland named Tullamore. Just about 60 miles west of Dublin the city is not well known by tourist. It does have a unique whiskey company named Tullamore Dew though and has been gaining popularity since it's return in 2014. When Bazooka was a young lad Ireland did not have many football options as Rugby was popular back in the day. Joe excelled in rugby and landed on The Offaly county official team. County Offaly ended up winning with Bazooka as one of their main stars. Still, Bazooka wanted to experience more. He had one offer to play football come in and that was from the great continent of Antartica. Bazooka Turned down not only offers from other great colleges to play rugby but also baseball. He was a lefthanded hurler who could touch 97 by the end of High school. Football had to work out.
College career
The first team that came to call was the McMurdo Station Mountaineers, so Joe joined them. At first Joe was a little in shock with how cold it was, and the population of McMurdo Station was only 93. How could this league stay afloat with nobody watching. But people were watching. It was being broadcasted on every continent on the world. In his time their Bazooka ran for over 6,500 yards and 40 touchdowns in just two seasons. He was named MVP for both seasons and ended up being the poster boy for more kids to come and play college football down in the frigid cold in Antartica. Needless to say, the ISFL came ringing very quickly after his second year. Unfortunately, the season down south did not end in time for Bazooka to throw his name into the draft pool. So, the waiver wire came calling. Then the London Royals came calling.
College career statistics
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Professional career
Bazooka was the very first player claimed off of waivers at the end of the S43 DSFL draft. London was in need of a strong Running back and since Bazooka missed the DSFL draft he entered the portal after his college season was over. Once given the opportunity in practice Joe showed he was the true number one RB on the London depth chart and started learning the playbook quickly. In season Joe had a slow start in the season opener only rallying up 49 yards on 18 carries but showed he was worth the pickup in game two by grabbing the game ball and scoring his first two touchdowns. His season highest achievements would come in weeks 7 and 8 when he would grab back-to-back offensive players of the week for rushing over 100 yards in both games. London unfortunately fell short of the playoffs, but Bazooka showed he was worth a pick by rushing for the most yards of any rookie at 899 yards. he had over 1,000 all purpose yards and London will be making a push for next season.
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6'3 75 | 235 lb (107 kg) |
4.31 s | 24 reps |
| Career statistics | Rushing | Offensive Line | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | Games | Att | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
| 2058 (S43) | Royals | 14 | 226 | 899 | 4.0 | 89 | 6 | 27 | 1 |
Achievements and records
Week 8: RB Joe Bazooka (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week Week 8's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Joe Bazooka (R). His 20 att, 118 yds, 2 TD performance stood out in the 32 to 29 victory for the Kansas City Coyotes.
The former Antarctica University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 520 Yards and 5 Touchdowns for the season. Game Recaps for Week 8
Week 7: RB Joe Bazooka (R) (LON) wins Offensive Player of the Week Week 7's Offensive Player of the Week is Running Back Joe Bazooka (R). His 24 att, 110 yds, 1 TD performance stood out in the 26 to 21 victory for the London Royals.
The former Antarctica University gridiron star is racking up the rushing yards and now has 402 Yards and 3 Touchdowns for the season. Use this section as an example.
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