Joe Bazooka
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No. 24 – London Royals | |
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Position: | Runningback |
Personal information | |
Born: | Tullamore, Ireland | March 15, 2036 (aged 28)
Height: | [convert: invalid number] |
Weight: | 235 lb (107 kg) |
Username: | Bazooka_Joe |
Career information | |
High school: | N/A |
College: | University of Antartica |
DSFL Draft: | 2058 / Round: Waivers |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Active |
Joe Bazooka (born March 15, 2036) is an American football runningback for the London Royals of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Joe Bazooka comes from a small town in Ireland named Tullamore. Just about 60 miles west of Dublin the city is not well known by tourist. It does have a unique whiskey company named Tullamore Dew though and has been gaining popularity since it's return in 2014. When Bazooka was a young lad Ireland did not have many football options as Rugby was popular back in the day. Joe excelled in rugby and landed on The Offaly county official team. County Offaly ended up winning with Bazooka as one of their main stars. Still, Bazooka wanted to experience more. He had one offer to play football come in and that was from the great continent of Antartica. Bazooka Turned down not only offers from other great colleges to play rugby but also baseball. He was a lefthanded hurler who could touch 97 by the end of High school. Football had to work out.
College career
The first team that came to call was the McMurdo Station Mountaineers, so Joe joined them. At first Joe was a little in shock with how cold it was, and the population of McMurdo Station was only 93. How could this league stay afloat with nobody watching. But people were watching. It was being broadcasted on every continent on the world. In his time their Bazooka ran for over 6,500 yards and 40 touchdowns in just two seasons. He was named MVP for both seasons and ended up being the poster boy for more kids to come and play college football down in the frigid cold in Antartica. Needless to say, the ISFL came ringing very quickly after his second year. Unfortunately, the season down south did not end in time for Bazooka to throw his name into the draft pool. So, the waiver wire came calling. Then the London Royals came calling.
College career statistics
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Professional career
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP |
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6'3 75 | 235 lb (107 kg) |
4.31 s | 24 reps |
Career statistics | Rushing | Offensive Line | |||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Att | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
2023 (S8) | Royals | 14 | 314 | 1421 | 4.5 | 89 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
Achievements and records
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