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| position = Cornerback | | position = Cornerback | ||
| birth_date = {{birth date and age2|{{CurrentDate/yy}}|{{CurrentDate/mm}}|{{CurrentDate/dd}}|2033|19|1}} | | birth_date = {{birth date and age2|{{CurrentDate/yy}}|{{CurrentDate/mm}}|{{CurrentDate/dd}}|2033|19|1}} | ||
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| college = [[wp:Porcelain Horse University|Porcelain Horse University]] | | college = [[wp:Porcelain Horse University|Porcelain Horse University]] | ||
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| + | * [[London Royals]] ({{dsfly|41}}) | ||
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| − | '''Turd Burglar''' (born July 1, 2034) | + | '''Turd Burglar''' (born July 1, 2034) was an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Cornerback|cornerback]] for the [[London Royals]].He played college football for Porcelain Horse University (PHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season. |
==Early years== | ==Early years== | ||
Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses were trying push out. He was always in the film room watching tape of himself to try and improve, something you rarely see at the high school level. Due to lack of competition, only one local school was interested in Turd his senior year, but he only needed one chance to prove himself and he got it. | Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses were trying push out. He was always in the film room watching tape of himself to try and improve, something you rarely see at the high school level. Due to lack of competition, only one local school was interested in Turd his senior year, but he only needed one chance to prove himself and he got it. | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:55, 26 June 2024
 Doing The Dirty Work | |
| No. 23 – Retired | |
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| Position: | Cornerback |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | July 1, 2033 (aged 31) San Mateo, California, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
| Weight: | 191 lb (87 kg) |
| Username: | Poopnukem |
| Career information | |
| College: | Porcelain Horse University |
| ISFL Draft: | 2057 / Round: 3 / Pick: 32 |
| DSFL Draft: | 2056 / Round: 2 / Pick: 13 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Retired |
Turd Burglar (born July 1, 2034) was an American football cornerback for the London Royals.He played college football for Porcelain Horse University (PHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses were trying push out. He was always in the film room watching tape of himself to try and improve, something you rarely see at the high school level. Due to lack of competition, only one local school was interested in Turd his senior year, but he only needed one chance to prove himself and he got it.
College career
Turd was an early practice standout in his freshman year seeing limited playing time while he bulked up and learned the playbook. Turd took his lumps in stride and vowed to never let it smear who he was or how hard he worked. He became a starter in the last 3 games of his sophomore year due to another player getting injured and he has never looked back. In his Junior and senior year, Turd led The Horses in pass breakups and in his senior year, led the team in interceptions. Receiving many awards and accolades along the way, Turd quickly became a fan favorite. Fans would show up with burglar masks in support for the young star and it's only a coincidence his last name is Burglar considering how often he steals possessions from the other team. While he may not have been the best student academically, Turd was a true student of the game improving every year and never getting complacent.
College career statistics
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Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
191 lb (87 kg) |
Professional career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2056 (S41) | ISFL | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 | |
