Turd Burglar

Turd Burglar

Doing The Dirty Work
No. 23 – Prospect
Position:	Cornerback
Personal information
Born:	(2033-19-01)July 1, 2033 (aged 27) San Mateo, California, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
Weight:	191 lb (87 kg)
Username:	Poopnukem
Career information
College:	Porcelain Horse University
Career history
Roster status:	Active

Turd Burglar (born July 1, 2034) is an American football cornerback who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Porcelain Horse University (PHU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Life outside of the bowl is only a dream for most people who grew up in Porcelain. It's easy to be soft and just float through life but Turd was one of the few hard bodies and simply just floating wasn't enough. His Mother and father were born and raised in Porcelain and never once got to see what the world has to offer. Going to a small high school, it was easy to stand out. His coaches often described him as a "heady" player with a keen ability to sniff out what the opposing offenses were trying push out. He was always in the film room watching tape of himself to try and improve, something you rarely see at the high school level. Due to lack of competition, only one local school was interested in Turd his senior year, but he only needed one chance to prove himself and he got it.

College career

Turd was an early practice standout in his freshman year seeing limited playing time while he bulked up and learned the playbook. Turd took his lumps in stride and vowed to never let it smear who he was or how hard he worked. He became a starter in the last 3 games of his sophomore year due to another player getting injured and he has never looked back. In his Junior and senior year, Turd led The Horses in pass breakups and in his senior year, led the team in interceptions. Receiving many awards and accolades along the way, Turd quickly became a fan favorite. Fans would show up with burglar masks in support for the young star and it's only a coincidence his last name is Burglar considering how often he steals possessions from the other team. While he may not have been the best student academically, Turd was a true student of the game improving every year and never getting complacent.

College career statistics

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Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)	191 lb (87 kg)

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Defense
Season	Team	Games	Tck	TFL	FF/FR	Sck	Int	PD	Sfty	TD	Blk P/XP/FG
2056 (S41)	ISFL	0	0	0	0/0	0		0	0	0	0/0/0

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