Peepee Poop-Eater Jr.
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| No. 34 – Minnesota Grey Ducks | |
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| Position: | Safety |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | June 15, 2038 (aged 22) Raleigh, North Carolina, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
| Weight: | 195 lb (88 kg) |
| Username: | Nathan |
| Career information | |
| College: | North Carolina |
| ISFL Draft: | 2061 / Round: 1 / Pick: 13 |
| DSFL Draft: | 2060 / Round: 4 / Pick: 27 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
PeePee Poop-Eater Jr. (born June 15, 2038) is an American football safety currently playing for the Minnesota Grey Ducks of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
PeePee Poop-Eater Jr. was born in the mind of a child known as Zaynzk after the Season 44 ISFL Charity Drive. He grew up in North Carolina, where he played several sports during his time in high school, including football, hockey, and track and field. He played on both sides of the ball in high school, lining up as a wide receiver on offense and a defensive back on defense. His stellar play in both positions helped lead his school to two consecutive state championships. This pedigree led him to being considered a consensus 5 Star athlete recruit at the end of his senior year, and was courted by several prestige Division 1 FBS schools, including Alabama, Georgia, Clemson, Ohio State, Michigan, Texas, and LSU. Declining the offers of these much more prestigious schools, he decided to stay within his home state, committing to the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.
College career
PeePee PoopEater Jr. was redshirted in the 2057 season for North Carolina, and did not play for the Tar Heels at all during that season. In Poop-Eater Jr.'s redshirt freshman season, he played exclusively on the defense as a defensive back, most snaps being as a safety. In 2058, he started alll 14 for the Tar Heels. He recorded his first interception Week 1 against Tennessee. He recorded his first defensive touchdown on an interception in Week 9 vs Clemson. He finished his reshirt freshman season with 70 tackles, 6 pass deflections, 3 interceptions, and a forced fumble, and was named an NCAA All-Freshman. The 2059 season ended with the Tar Heels losing in the ACC Championship to Florida State, but a victory in the Orange Bowl over LSU, where Poop-Eater Jr. recorded 8 tackles and two pass deflections. In the 2059 season, Poop-Eater Jr started all 14 games again for the Tar Heels. He finished the season with 97 tackles, 10 pass deflections, and 6 interceptions, the last leading the NCAA. Poop-Eater Jr. was awarded the Jim Thorpe Award for most outstanding defensive back, and was a 1st team NCAA All-American. After this season, Poop-Eater Jr. declared for the DSFL Draft.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2058 | North Carolina | 14 | 70 | 0 | 1/0 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0/0/0 |
| 2059 | North Carolina | 14 | 97 | 0 | 0/0 | 0 | 6 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 0/0/0 |
Professional career
DSFL career
In the 2060 DSFL Draft, Poop-Eater Jr. was selected in the 4th round by the Minnesota Grey Ducks. In Week 1 vs Portland, Poop-Eater Jr. recorded his first career interception, along with five tackles and two pass deflections. In Week 3, he recorded a season high 7 tackles and a fumble recovery vs Kansas City. In Week 9 in London, Poop-Eater Jr. matched his high of 7 tackles and a pass deflection in a 31-30 victory. In Week 13 vs Norfolk, Poop-Eater Jr. recorded his first multi interception game with two interceptions, along with four tackles and three pass deflections. In Week 14 vs Bondi Beach, Poop-Eater Jr. recorded his first career sack on Thor Bǫllrsveilfa in a 19-14 loss. The Grey Ducks finished the season 5-9, with them finishing the season 1-7 and missing the playoffs. After the 2061 ISFL Draft, Poop-Eater Jr. indicated he would return to Minnesota for 2061.
ISFL career
In the 2061 ISFL Draft, Poop-Eater Jr. was drafted 13th overall in the 1st Round by the Berlin Fire Salamanders.
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP | Wonderlic |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) |
195 lb (88 kg) |
4.39 s | 4.33 s | 7.38 s | 26.6 in (0.68 m) |
121 ft 4 in (36.98 m) |
12 reps | 30 |
Professional career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2060 | Minnesota Grey Ducks | 14 | 48 | 0 | 0/2 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
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