Oops! All-Pro!
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| No. 75 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Defensive Tackle |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | January 9, 1869 (aged 192) The Gridiron, Ohio, U.S. |
| Height: | 9 ft 4 in (2.84 m) |
| Weight: | 600 lb (272 kg) |
| Username: | Pugwalrus |
| Career information | |
| College: | Dropout |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Oops! All-Pro! (born January 9, 3769) is an American football defensive tackle who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Dropout (Lmao) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Oops! All-Pro! was born on an unknown football field in northeast Ohio. He dropped out of high school in order to pursue the ISFL, a decision that would somehow pay off despite not being able to actually be scouted in any capacity. Having nothing but football going through his mind at all times, his head has literally taken the form of a professional-grade football, and he is physically incapable of discussing subjects outside of football. This makes it incredibly difficult for him to pay taxes and fill out personal forms, so Oops! has been on the run from the feds for decades. Luckily for him. They stopped showing up to his games after the catastrophic amount of causalties caused by interrupting one of his games. Oops! also can only eat food in the shape of a football, whether it be an actual football, or food shaped like one. He doesn't need to drink water, and hasn't done so once in his entire life.
College career
Oops! Never actually went to college, instead opting to jump directly into professional football at the age of 9 days old. All-Pro! has been playing football on a pro or semi-pro level for nearly 200 years. Having been born the year football was invented, he simply never did anything else. His 9 pound baby self was tackling 200+ pound men back in the early days of the sport, and he has only grown stronger since. Now, he decides it's time for him to jump into the ultimate form that football has taken: the ISFL. Previously, All-Pro! played in other pro leagues such as the NFL and the CFL, flopping between dozens of pro leagues in an attempt to get playing time in every single one. Any time a new football league is created, he WILL eventually play in it. Whether it be on the biggest stage, or the smallest peewee league field. If there is football. He will play it.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2026 (S11) | Wraiths | 14 | 78 | 0 | 0/0 | 0 | 4 | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0/0/0 |
ISFL career
| Career statistics | Passing | Rushing | |||||||||||||
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| S45 | AUS | 16 | GAMES | Tck | TFL | SCK | FF/FR | TD | SFTY | Att | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD | |
| 2060 (S45) | Copperheads | 14 | 32 | 50 | 4 | 4 | 1/1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0.2 | 1 | 0 | |
Oops! Began his ISFL career as a rookie for the Austin Copperheads. Planning to become a defensive fixture on a team that needed Defensive Line support. While Oops!'s first season was uneventful statistically, he would go on to become an Ultimini Champion in just his rookie year for the Copperheads. He recorded one tackle in his first ever playoff game, a 41-19 blowout of their rival Arizona Outlaws. In his second playoff game, he recorded 3 more tackles en route to a barnburner game against the Honululu Hahalua. Winning 42-35. Finally, in the Ultimini, All-Pro recorded 3 tackles in an unbelievable overtime comeback against the Sarasota Sailfish. A game that saw them score a touchdown with less than 30 seconds left to force overtime, and eventually kick a field goal in overtime secured by a turnover. Oops! now sets his sights on personal accolades, such as Pro-Bowls, awards, and the coveted All-Pro list.
S45
- UNDER CONSTRUCTION***
S46
Season 46 was a bit more underwhelming for Oops! All-Pro's Austin Copperheads. But he did see an uptick in stats, with 3 tackles for loss and 3 sacks, as well as a forced fumble and fumble recovery. The Copperheads did end up making the playoffs once again, and won a game against the Orange City Otters 38 to 31 to make it to ASFC championship game. Where they're season ended against the Arizona Outlaws by a score of 38 to 17. Oops! recorded 2 tackles in the playoffs, as he continued to build his strength and slowly see more plays being made. While he hasn't made any splashes in the league just yet, he looks to eventually be a defensive anchor for the Copperheads in the future. Improving in his second season is just the start, as he would enter the following season with several new traits to try out.
Achievements and records
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