Not Edd

Not Edd

No. 1 – Chicago Butchers
Position:	Offensive Lineman
Personal information
Born:	(1980-04-02)April 2, 1980 (aged 81) Los Angeles, Morocco
Height:	6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
Weight:	250 lb (113 kg)
Username:	Big Edd
Career information
High school:	Banana High School
College:	USC
Career history
Roster status:	Retired

Not Edd (born April 2, 1980) was an American football offensive lineman for the Chicago Butchers of the National Simulation Football League (ISFL).

Early years

"Not Edd, a Moroccan offensive lineman hailing from California, is a formidable force on the football field. Standing tall at 6'5"" and weighing in at 320 pounds, his sheer size and strength make him a dominant presence on the offensive line. Not Edd's journey from Morocco to California showcases his determination and passion for the sport. Known for his exceptional blocking skills, Not Edd is a crucial asset to any team's offensive strategy. His ability to create running lanes and provide solid protection for the quarterback is unmatched. Despite facing challenges due to cultural differences and language barriers, Not Edd's work ethic and dedication have allowed him to overcome obstacles and thrive in the highly competitive world of American football. Off the field, Not Edd's vibrant personality and infectious energy make him a beloved figure among teammates and fans alike. His unique background adds a diverse flavor to the team dynamic, fostering cultural exchange and understanding. Not Edd's journey serves as an inspiration to aspiring athletes around the world, proving that with perseverance and talent, dreams can be realized regardless of one's origin."

College career

"During his collegiate career at USC, Not Edd made a significant impact as an offensive lineman. His exceptional skills and unwavering determination propelled him to become a key player for the Trojans' football program.From the moment he stepped onto the field, Not Edd's physical presence and tenacity stood out. His powerful blocks and ability to neutralize opposing defenders played a crucial role in USC's offensive success. Not Edd's solid technique, coupled with his agility and quick reflexes, made him a reliable anchor on the offensive line. Not only did Not Edd excel on the field, but he also demonstrated remarkable leadership qualities. His work ethic, discipline, and commitment to the team served as an inspiration to his fellow players. Not Edd's infectious enthusiasm and positive attitude created a cohesive and motivated unit. Throughout his collegiate career, Not Edd received accolades for his outstanding performances. He was recognized as an All-Conference player and earned multiple awards for his contributions to the team's success. Not Edd's success at USC not only elevated his individual standing but also contributed to the program's reputation as a powerhouse in college football. Overall, Not Edd's collegiate career was marked by excellence, dedication, and a relentless pursuit of greatness. His contributions on and off the field made him a beloved figure among fans and a respected teammate among his peers. Edd switched to OL because he got bored after winning the heisman.

College career statistics

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Statistics

Season	Team	Passing							Rushing
		Cmp	Att	Yds	Pct	TD	Int	Rtg	Att	Yds	Avg	TD
2009	USC	211	352	2,735	59.9	15	14	131.3	45	−38	−0.8	2
2010	USC	236	377	2,791	62.6	26	12	141.2	34	−17	−0.5	2
2011	USC	308	446	3,528	69.1	39	7	161.2	28	14	0.5	2
2012	USC	246	387	3,273	63.6	36	15	157.6	25	−72	−2.9	0
Career		1,001	1,562	12,327	63.8	116	48	147.8	132	−113	−1.2	6

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)	250 lb (113 kg)

Professional career statistics

Not Edd had quite the abysmal season in the DSFL. He really really really really wanted to play. However, he sucked so and the dude did not sniff the field. He patiently waited all season until he finally gained his general manager’s trust. He eventually got thrown into a week three pre-season game for the Dallas Birddogs. Not Edd was so excited that he finally was getting to see his chance at throwing the rock in a real DSFL game. Not Edd did not sleep the night of his first game. All day he was listening to his favorite pump up song, Yabadaboo Old Navy, a LeBron classic. The Seawolves were not ready for Not Edd’s wrath that he was about to unleash on them. When Edd hopped on the field he began to feel very sick and nervous. This did not prove to serve him well as he had an absolute stinker throwing for 247 yards and two completions to the other team sadly.

Season	Team	Passing							Rushing
		Cmp	Att	Yds	Pct	TD	Int	Rtg	Att	Yds	Avg	TD
2056	DAL	20	47	247	40	0	0	0	0	−0	−0	0

An abysmal and sad turn out was Not Edd's very first year in the DSFL league. It was not nearly what he hoped to churn out. However, this was not the end all be all for him and his football career. This was only the beginning and he was determined fixed things.Now in Not Edd's second season. He was determined to turn things around. He watched endless hours of film and took the most detailed and articulate notes all summer. He grinded endlessly in the gym to ensure he was at his peak for the season. And was he ever. He and alongside his Co starting QB Ceekay would blast the scenes and help dallas reach an impressive 10 wins. They chucked the ball as far as they could and as many times they could into the endzone. Unfortuantley, an ever-so competitive and tight race to win the conference left the really good Birddogs on the outside looking in when playoffs came around.

Achievements and records

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Season	Team	Passing							Rushing
		Cmp	Att	Yds	Pct	TD	Int	Rtg	Att	Yds	Avg	TD
2057	DAL	82	126	946	65	5	6	0	0	−0	−0	0