Marlon Brando
 Marlon Brando during his years as an aspiring actor and wild hog tackler | |
| No. 14 – London Royals | |
|---|---|
| Position: | Defensive Tackle |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | June 20, 2020 (aged 40) Omaha, Nebraska, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
| Weight: | 310 lb (141 kg) |
| Username: | Menace0528 |
| Career information | |
| College: | Slippery Rock |
| DSFL Draft: | 2041 / Round: 2 / Pick: 15 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Retired |
Marlon Brando (born June 20, 2020) was an American football defensive tackle for the London Royals of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
Early years
He was born and raised in Nebraska, and always wanted to play football, but unfortunately, due to Nebraska not having football, he had to practice by tackling random wild pigs. He then moved on to tackling random kids, and at the age of five, tackled his whole preschool at once. He was forced to go through preschool again due to refusing to take any test, but skipped a grade in elementary school on a football scholarship. In middle school, he singlehandedly ran the football team, and was the only player on it. He threw to himself while blocking for himself, and then kicked the extra point before punting to the other team. He also was the only defensive player as well as the only offensive player and special teams player. Oddly enough, he went completely winless except for one game, in which the only points scored was a single pick six by Marlon Brando.
College career
As a freshman, he was more interested in acting than football, but after gaining 100s of pounds for an acting role, he had a newfound inspiration for football, and decided to join the college football team. Despite being a defensive tackle, he was put on punt return, and was well known for his impressive 3 to 10 yards returns. After a bubble bath related injury, he could not play sophomore and junior year. Senior year, however, he was back now, stronger than ever. He moved on from punt returner, and instead used his newfound cooking skills to his advantage, by making some hot cocoa for the team, and while they were distracted, he would sack the quarterback. He did that every game for the whole year, and while typically it didn't work, the one time it did work was magical. On his last play of his last year in college, every single RB was injured, the team was down 1, and they were on their own 1 yard line. They brought in Marlon Brando and hoped for a miracle. While he did end up getting tackled behind the line of scrimmage for a safety, it was still a cool moment.
