Gregory Hirsch
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| No. 11 – Minnesota Grey Ducks | |
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| Position: | Quarterback |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | June 1, 2038 (aged 22) Somewhere, Canada |
| Height: | 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) |
| Weight: | 220 lb (100 kg) |
| Username: | Fordhammer |
| Career information | |
| College: | Fitchburg State University |
| DSFL Draft: | 2062 / Round: 4 / Pick: 30 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Gregory Hirsch (born June 1, 2038) is an American football quarterback for the Minnesota Grey Ducks of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Greg was in Canada by his single mother, Marianne. He grew up as a bit of the black sheep in the family. He occasionally visited his uncle, who spent the majority of their time together expressing much more progressive views than he was accustomed to. This began to shape both his politics and his view of his family, the Roys. He knew of his family, but only from what he heard from his Uncle Ewan. Greg was born with an odd shaped head, which earned him the moniker "Greg the Egg". This stayed with him even into his adult years. Greg also dabbled in illegal drugs, which eventually led to him being high during his internship at the Waystar Royco park, resulting in his firing from that position. Greg had an early interest in football. Due to him being taller than most kids his age, he was able to see over his Oline with relative ease, resulting in him playing primarily QB and Center in high school.
College career
Greg attened Fitchburg State University, through no merit of his own. His Uncle Ewan wrote a subpar letter of recommendation that included an extremely generous donation which got Greg accepted into the school. This was a recurring pattern as Greg could not keep up academically at the school, which required regular intervention by his uncle through donations. Greg did make the football team, beating out some highly skilled quarterbacks, which had absolutely nothing to do with the donations made by his family. As a freshman, Greg struggled mightily as he went against his first teams of legitimate opponents. Greg was sacked more than he could remember but the team doctors promised there would be no long term health implications. As a sophomore and junior he started to find his stride. His TD to INT ratio was 5:1, and he increased his speed to be able to scramble effectively when pressured. Greg graduated with whatever the opposite of summa cum laude is.
College career statistics
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) |
220 lb (100 kg) |
Professional career statistics
| Career statistics | Passing | Rushing | |||||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Comp | Att | Yards | Pct | Lg | TD | Int | Rating | Att | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD |
| 2062 (S47) | Grey Ducks | 14 | 17 | 61 | 341 | 27.9 | 75 | 1 | 0 | 55.8 | 31 | 170 | 5.5 | 0 | 5 |
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