Dukburg Quakstak

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Dukburg Quakstak
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Dukburg Quakstak
No. 55 – Norfolk Seawolves
Position:Cornerback
Personal information
Born: (2016-06-06)June 6, 2016 (aged 44)
Death Valley, California, U.S.
Height:6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Weight:210 lb (95 kg)
Username:Bwestfield
Career information
College:Rutgers
DSFL Draft:2039  / Round: 2 / Pick: 8
Career history
Roster status:Active
Career DSFL statistics
Total tackles:51
Tackles for loss:0
Pass deflections:8
Interceptions:2
Forced fumbles:1
Fumble recoveries:0
Total touchdowns:0
Sacks:0"

Dukburg Quakstak (born June 6, 2016) is an American football cornerback for the Norfolk Seawolves of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).

Early years

Dukburg was born in a laboratory just inside the borders of Death Valley, California. His "father" or creator if you will, was a scientist exploring the hybrids of creatures and food. One day the scientist mixed a hamburger and a duck. He placed a human brain inside this duck. It was this day that Dukburg Quakstak was born. The hybrid was quite extraordinary, it possesed all the skills, movements, and attributes of a human but was shaped rather oddly. From the duck the creature took its shape, from the hamburger the creature took its material. It likely tasted like a hmaburger as well as it contained everything down to the sesame seed bun. The other experiments (brothers and sisters) were less fortunate and could not develop the skills necessary to join everyday life. After catching multiple pickles, his father decided to let Dukburg try out for football. This is where his story truly began.

College career

Dukburg always listened to his coaches. In fact, he just had a knack for the game it seemed. He never had to play ketchup like the other freshman. In his freshman year he was told like all the other to swat the ball to the ground. But after playing catch the pickle with his dad he accidentally caught the ball one day during practice. The coach praised him for his abilities and told him if he continued to play like that he would make the starting team and he would buy him lunch. Dukburg was a phenominal eater. He loved to eat so this was his calling. Dukburg would never swat the ball down again but instead intercepted the ball so he could eat more lunches. In his sophmore year Dukburg thought he would try something out. He caught two balls instead of one in a game to see what his coach would do. He got double lunches. It was then he would go on to be the all time interception leader in Rutgers history. Dukburg then decided to declare himself eligible for the S25 NSFL drafft so he could afford his own lunches.

College career statistics

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Professional career

DSFL career

Dukburg started off his DSFL career slowly. He wasn't able to amass the stats he thought he would at his position stating 'These guys are a lot harder than they look!' Dukburg decided he had the intelligence but he wasn't physical enough, so he started hitting up the gym in his off time to try and bulk up. After the gym and watching other players on the team on video after games he was able to start making a name for himself. He finally started making the impact that he set out to do. During the post season, Dukburg made himself known when he was able to get an interception in overtime which lead to a field goal for the win. He received a gameball from the organization for this effort and was nicknamed the 'Rattlesnake'. Patience is key, ruthless, rage incarnate, ready to ambush. He took this as a sign that he was moving up to the next level and the next step for him surely was the ISFL. Dukburg declared himself eligible for the ISFL 25 draft and was hoping he made enough of an impact in the DSFL to make himself worthy of a 1st round pick. Quakstak knows there a lot of players worthy of a first round pick in this draft and the draft itself is quite large. But there are also two expansion teams which means two more picks in the first round meaning his percentage of being drafted in the first round is quite high.

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad BP Wonderlic
6 ft 1 in
(1.85 m)
210 lb
(95 kg)
4.27 s 4.05 s 7.05 s 35.5 in
(0.90 m)
11 ft 0.5 in
(3.37 m)
32 reps 25

Professional career statistics

Career statistics Defense
Season Team Games Tck TFL FF/FR Sck Int PD Sfty TD Blk P/XP/FG
2039 (S24) Seawolves 14 47 0 1/0 0 2 8 0 0 0/0/0

Achievements and records

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