Cheecago Boucher
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| No. 14 – Kansas City Coyotes | |
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| Position: | Offensive Lineman |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | January 6, 2003 (aged 57) Yellowknife, Canada |
| Height: | 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
| Weight: | 280 lb (127 kg) |
| Username: | Uberbj |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Bondi Beach High School |
| College: | University of Maryland, Baltimore County |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Cheecago Erroneous Boucher (born January 6, 2005) is an American football offensive lineman for the Kansas City Coyotes of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
"Cheecago Erroneous Boucher was born in the 2003rd year of our lord and savior, Chuck Norris, to a young couple in Yellowknife Canada. He spent his formative years playing games outside (due to financial constraints in the young parents) such as ""chase the squirrel"" and ""how deep of a hole can we dig in Mr. Wilson's yard"". Often seen as a bit of a social menace, Cheecago quickly found purpose on the gridiron once he hit primary school. Using his early size advantage, being 6 foot in 7th grade, he was voted onto the All - Canada team every year he played. He also participated in the province-wide ""Ultra LARPers Guild"" where he would pretend to be a wizard, throwing sandbags and casting lightning bolt spells at all that would oppose him. He was later forcibly removed from the guild for continuing to pummel defeated players after they were down.
He wasn't sure he wanted to go to college, but that choice would soon be made for him."
College career
"Cheecao didn't go to sign up to play no school, but his mother insisted that he get a start on a degree in communications and latin american heritage studies. (Plus the pro leagues required a year to be eligible for drafting). While in college, he was a walk on and played OL (at both the center and guard positions) and played 3rd downs as a pass rushing specialist outside linebacker. He only had the rookie season before declaring for the draft, but in that season he racked up 4 pancakes per game and half a sack per game.
Overall, many media personalities found him to be a dynamic and polarizing prospect with his often one lined press conference answers to the media. He even more famously would bring meals to the pressers and chow down in between questions, with his most frequent order being a #9 from Kentucky Fried Chicken, with extra gravy on the biscuit. This earned him the nickname ""Biscuits"" by his teamate, and in turn led to the legendary sack celebration of ""Buttering the QBs biscuit"".
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College career statistics
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| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2056 (S41) | UMBC | 14 | 118 | 14 | 5/3 | 9 | 3 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 0/0/0 |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP | Wonderlic |
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| 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
280 lb (127 kg) |
3.7 s | 3.2 s | 4.1 s | 87 in (2.21 m) |
14 ft 2 in (4.32 m) |
37 reps | 2 |
Professional career statistics
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG | ||||||||||||
| 2057 (S42) | Royals | 14 | 97 | 11 | 5/1 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 | 2058 (S43) | Wraiths | 16 | 83 | 10 | 3/1 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
Professional Career/DSFL
S42
Cheecago's rookie season started off hot with a huge win over his former waiver team in KCC. He came into the game with minimal expectations and a depleted London defense, but put up some volume stats with 10 tackles and one TFL, proving he was not just a pass rusher. He didn't see his first sack until week 3 at Tijuana, which was a crushing loss unfortunately. It seems that as Cheecago got better, London's record got worse. Continuing through the season he put together just shy of a double digit sack season (9), and was a menace to ball carriers on his way to forcing 5 fumbles throughout the season. He continued to punish RBs with 11 tackles for loss, and held the short game over the middle down with 4 pass defenses. Overall a great rookie season, which was noted by the league by awarding him a position in the DSFL pro-bowl. At the end of the season though, it wasnt enough to avoid securing the number 1 overall pick, which will likely be used on a kicker.
S43 Cheecago Boucher had the greatest rookie season of all time without a fucking doubt. He had like 12 sacks or something, and many forced fumbles that his teamates could not seem to ever recover. This lead to a VERY poor record for the team, but it's ok because GM Tuba still loved Cheecago like a forced foster son. He played primarily at right outside linebacker opposite of the previous DROTY Terry "Big Third Leg" Johnson, in en route to his own magnificent rookie of the year award. It wasnt even close, even if Smiley be saying so.
He was not elected to the probowl or the all pro teams, but thats ok as he looks to build on his success in the upcoming seasons 44, where he expects to have a new regime taking over on the offensive side of the ball. He also expects to be the primary linebacker going forward, which should lead to more awards.
Achievements and records
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