Triceracop .
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| No. 65 – Chicago Butchers | |||||
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| Position: | Offensive Lineman | ||||
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| Born: | May 9, 3045 (aged -985) 3Cago, Illinois, U.S. | ||||
| Height: | 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) | ||||
| Weight: | 325 lb (147 kg) | ||||
| Username: | Fireyheart | ||||
| Career information | |||||
| College: | 3Cago University | ||||
| ISFL Draft: | 2059 / Round: 1 / Pick: 13 | ||||
| DSFL Draft: | 2058 / Round: 4 / Pick: 27 | ||||
| Career history | |||||
| Roster status: | Active | ||||
| Career ISFL statistics as of Week 2, 2060 " | |||||
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Triceracop . (born May 9, 3047) is an American football offensive lineman for the Chicago Butchers of the National Simulation Football League (ISFL).
Early years
Triceracop is a dinosaur human hybrid sent from the far future of 3060 to prevent a singularity from taking place. If Thor Dangerson were ever to sack Thor Bǫllrsveifla, it would rip reality apart. For this reason, Triceracop was sent to replace Paul McLaughlin as an offensive lineman for the Bondi Beach Buccaneers after the former LSU tackle suffered a mysterious fate at the hands of the Men in Black. Once a respected member of the 3Cago Police Department in the far future, now his primary goal is to protect the quarterbacks of the ISFL and DSFL. Even though this is his main objective, this hasn't stopped him from investigating the league itself for such crimes as the disappearance of Paul McLaughlin and the supposed death of one Thor Dangerson at the hands of the Orange County Otters. It is the hope of the league and of a certain reporter that Triceracop is able to find his place both in the League and in this era of the timeline.
College career
Luckily for Triceracop and his mission, he spent some time in his days at 3Cago University playing on the offensive line as part of the most powerful and dominant offense in the year 3045. Of course, they were snubbed by the College Football Playoff Committee to give the 9-3 Alabama a path to the playoffs where the Crimson Tide did lose 47-0 to the Newest York Nuclear Navy. Alas, the cyborg Nick Saban still has a lot of control over the committee and was able to politic his team into a spot over the undefeated 3Cago University Cagebreakers. Though the dinosaur human hybrid did give up several sacks over his tenure on the school's offensive line, he was always working to improve on the fundamentals of his game. Being partially dinosaur, the man has the raw physical size and strength to make an impact as part of any unit but developing the technique and speed required at high levels of the game proved a challenge for Triceracop before he joined the police force.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Offensive Line | |||
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| Season | Team | Games | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
| 3045 (S1030) | 3CU | 14 | 60 | 0 |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | ||||||
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| 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) |
325 lb (147 kg) |
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| 2059 ISFL scouting combine (S44) | ||||||||||||
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