Tex Wrecks
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| No. 74 – Tijuana Luchadores | |
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| Position: | Defensive End |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | June 9, 2018 (aged 44) Town, California, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
| Weight: | 279 lb (127 kg) |
| Username: | 209Tacos |
| Career information | |
| High school: | School of High Schools |
| College: | University of Knowing Stuff |
| DSFL Draft: | 2038 / Round: 4 / Pick: 28 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Tex Wrecks (born June 9, 2018) is an American football defensive end who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for University of Knowing Stuff (UNK) before being drafted by the Tijuana Luchadores in the 2038 DSFL Draft (S23).
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Early years
A California native, and graduate of University of Knowing Stuff, Tex Wrecks plays football. Growing up in Town, California ( and rural farm community in central California), Tex spent much of his young life reading high fantasy novels, space operas, and other nerdy types of books. This did not impress his father, a grape farmer, who though Tex (who ironically has never been to Texas) was wasting his time reading books about elves and other nonsense.
To toughen up Tex, his father forced him to play football in his freshman year. Tex took to it immediately. Tex played on the freshman team but made it to varsity his sophomore year in high school.
Tex never stopped reading his fantasy books and even started playing D&D without his father knowing.
College career
Tex Wrecks' college career was brilliant.
He was a god among mere morals. Seemingly ubiquitous on the field. During his first and only season, Tex wrecked up 965 sacks in his first season. He broke every University of Knowing Stuff record.
While in school, he and his long time girlfriend Roxanne O'Ryan gave birth to twin boys named Tex Mex Wrecks and Tex Flex Wrecks.
But there was a method to his madness. The playing career of Tex was altered with a deal made with dark forces.
Once Although seemingly friendly and welcoming to everyone, Tex hides a guarded secret from the world. And thanks to leaked emails by Latkovia hackers and leaked through wiki leaks, we know precisely what secret Tex is hiding. Tex is a wizard from a haunted forest who lost his shadow in a bet to a demon overlord form Cincinnati. And the only way he can get his shadow back is by sacking ISFL QBs. Thus the quest begins.... With each sack of an ISFL quarterback, a small part of Tex's shadow returns to him. Without his shadow, Tex feels lost and that parts of him are missing. So Tex has committed himself to master the disciplined art of defensive end. Everything Tex has done to this point has been to get better at one thing. Sacking the quarterback. High school, college, and the DSFL, have all been small steps to return his shadow and ultimately bring himself sufficiently back together before his ISFL career is over.
College career statistics
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Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP | Wonderlic |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
279 lb (127 kg) |
4.34 s | 4.16 s | 7.09 s | 35.7 in (0.91 m) |
10.99 ft 131.9 in (6.70 m) |
40 reps | 20 |
DSFL career
2039 DSFL Season (S24)
Professional career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2039 (S24) | Luchadores | 14 | 48 | 17 | 0/0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
Achievements and records
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