Tex Wrecks

Tex Wrecks

No. 74 – Tijuana Luchadores
Position:	Defensive End
Personal information
Born:	(2018-06-09)June 9, 2018 (aged 42) Town, California, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Weight:	279 lb (127 kg)
Username:	209Tacos
Career information
High school:	School of High Schools
College:	University of Knowing Stuff
DSFL Draft:	2038  / Round: 4 / Pick: 28
Career history
Tijuana Luchadores (2038 (S23 ))
Roster status:	Retired

Tex Wrecks (born June 9, 2018) was an American football defensive end. He played college football for University of Knowing Stuff (UNK) before being drafted by the Tijuana Luchadores in the 2038 DSFL Draft (S23).

Early years

A California native, and graduate of University of Knowing Stuff, Tex Wrecks plays football. Growing up in Town, California ( and rural farm community in central California), Tex spent much of his young life reading high fantasy novels, space operas, and other nerdy types of books. This did not impress his father, a grape farmer, who though Tex (who ironically has never been to Texas) was wasting his time reading books about elves and other nonsense.

To toughen up Tex, his father forced him to play football in his freshman year. Tex took to it immediately. Tex played on the freshman team but made it to varsity his sophomore year in high school.

Tex never stopped reading his fantasy books and even started playing D&D without his father knowing.

College career

Tex Wrecks' college career was brilliant.

He was a god among mere morals. Seemingly ubiquitous on the field. During his first and only season, Tex wrecked up 965 sacks in his first season. He broke every University of Knowing Stuff record.

While in school, he and his long time girlfriend Roxanne O'Ryan gave birth to twin boys named Tex Mex Wrecks and Tex Flex Wrecks.

But there was a method to his madness. The playing career of Tex was altered with a deal made with dark forces.

Once Although seemingly friendly and welcoming to everyone, Tex hides a guarded secret from the world. And thanks to leaked emails by Latkovia hackers and leaked through wiki leaks, we know precisely what secret Tex is hiding. Tex is a wizard from a haunted forest who lost his shadow in a bet to a demon overlord form Cincinnati. And the only way he can get his shadow back is by sacking ISFL QBs. Thus the quest begins.... With each sack of an ISFL quarterback, a small part of Tex's shadow returns to him. Without his shadow, Tex feels lost and that parts of him are missing. So Tex has committed himself to master the disciplined art of defensive end. Everything Tex has done to this point has been to get better at one thing. Sacking the quarterback. High school, college, and the DSFL, have all been small steps to return his shadow and ultimately bring himself sufficiently back together before his ISFL career is over.

College career statistics

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DSFL career

Career statistics			Defense
Season	Team	Games	Tck	TFL	FF/FR	Sck	Int	PD	Sfty	TD	Blk P/XP/FG
2039 (S24)	Luchadores	14	48	17	0/0	4	0	0	0	0	0/0/0

2039 DSFL Season (S24)

Drafted by Tijuana Luchadores, 28th overall in the 4th round. Tex Wrecks spent the season playing semi-decent football at the defensive end position.

The season was a weird one for Tex. Some games, he was great. Other games, it was like he wasn't even there.

But whatever Tex was doing must have been very helpful for his team. The luchadores defense was exceptional this season and was a driving factor in dragging the team to the playoffs' semi-final round. Sadly their hopes were dashed when they ran into the Norfolk Seawolves. The game ended up going into Over Time, where the strong Luchadore bent and gave up a field goal. The Tijuana offense was unable to get into the endzone, and the Mighty Lucha's lost 20-17. A rare home loss for the Mexican team. In the loss, Tex had practically all but disappeared, tallying only four tackles. Where were you, Tex? Where where you?

Tex ended the season tallying up 17 Tackles for losses, giving him the second-highest in the league. He also was able to round up four sacks and forty-eight tackles.

Tex plans to enter the upcoming season twenty-five draft. Although this last season in the DSFL did not award him with any adoring accolades that he would have wished, or talent scouts of ISFL teams were watching.

After completing the ISFL scouting, Combine Tex achieved high scores in the Broad Jump, 40- yard dash and strength.

This, along with this interviewing skill, should net Tex and top position within the ISFL draft.

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad	BP	Wonderlic
6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)	279 lb (127 kg)	4.34 s	4.16 s	7.09 s	35.7 in (0.91 m)	10.99 ft 131.9 in (6.70 m)	40 reps	20

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