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{{Infobox NSFL biography
 
{{Infobox NSFL biography
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| name                = Daria Guava-Fresca
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| name                = Melvin Murder-Moose
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| caption            = Guava-Fresca's Amazonian history plays a large role in her football career.
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| caption            = Murder-Moose holding the jersey of his beloved former owner [[Daria Guava-Fresca]].
 
| number              = 67
 
| number              = 67
 
| current_team        = Norfolk Seawolves
 
| current_team        = Norfolk Seawolves
 
| position            = Kicker
 
| position            = Kicker
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| birth_date          = {{birth date and age2|{{CurrentDate/yy}}|{{CurrentDate/mm}}|{{CurrentDate/dd}}|2032|6|13}}
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| birth_place        = The Moon, [[wp:U.S. Virgin Islands|U.S. Virgin Islands]]
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| birth_place        = Newberry, [[wp:Michigan|Michigan]]
 
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'''Daria Guava-Fresca''' (born December 4, 2016) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Kicker|kicker]]  for the [[Norfolk Seawolves]] of the [[Developmental Simulation Football League]] (DSFL).  
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'''Melvin Murder-Moose''' (born June 13, 2032) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Kicker|kicker]]  for the [[Norfolk Seawolves]] of the [[Developmental Simulation Football League]] (DSFL).  
 
==Early years==
 
==Early years==
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Born on the moon as it aligned with Venus, Daria Guava-Fresca's parentage was akin to a godess.  Learning and settling into the tradition of war and bloodlust, Daria began her life dancing. While studying ballet, Daria recognized the skill and discipline that it took to be a warrior. While Daria danced, she gained a focus that translates into her dedication now as a DSFL player.  While Daria was consistently at the top of her class, even from a young age, her dismayed father continued to try and include his love of football into her life. While he was unaware (as many men are) of the deep rooted history of Amazonians and football, it would ultimately always become Daria's fate to play.
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Melvin the Moose was born in Newberry, Michigan, and like most moose he lived out his days in the isolated woods in the area. As he would wander, he would venture across the landscape of northern Michigan. He did not think much about life outside of his area in the upper peninsula, but that would change when he would meet a young superstar kicker, [[Daria Guava-Fresca]]. As Daria ventured into Michigan to join the Michigan Wolverines football team, she would spend her free time and spare moments wandering the forests and connecting with nature in the upper peninsula of Michigan. On one such trip, Daria ventured to find Melvin sitting in the woods. Recognizing his beauty and majesty, Daria became determined to make Melvin her new best friend. Together, the two spent many days hiking and venturing through the woods of the north. While companionship with a human was new to Melvin, Guava-Fresca would grow used to unusual companions in her football career. After many weeks of hanging with one another, Melvin became an inspiration to Daria and would continue to stay with her throughout her college and professional career.
  
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As he watched his daughter dance one day, Guava-Fresca's father realized that there was an opportunity for her on the football field, that he wouldn't have anticipated.  The strength in her legs and flexibilty would serve her well as a kicker.  Alternating her training with ballet classes and football practice, Guava-Fresca continued to excel in both fields.  Becoming the starting kicker, as well as homecoming queen, Guava-Fresca made sure to balance her Amazonian heritage with her newfound battlefield: the football field.  In a career that would make the Amazonian goddesses proud, Guava-Fresca continued her hard work at the University of Michigan.
 
 
==College career==
 
==College career==
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With the desire to follow in the Amazonian footsteps, Guava-Fresca could think of nothing else than to join one of the longest running football programs in the country. Under the legendary leadership of Jim Harbaugh, Guava-Fresca felt honored to join this elite team. Practices were grueling, and Harbaugh continued to impart discipline and wisdom that would serve Guava-Fresca well as she practiced. She looked to him and that man on his shoulder for the inspiration and guidance necessary to continue her goal - becoming an NSFL player.
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While Daria continued to play for the Michigan Wolverines, Melvin would watch every game from the sidelines. Most of the team were terrified of this massive moose who would make his way into the football arena, but for coach Harbaugh, it wasn't that unusual. Melvin watched as Daria practiced as a kicker, and would continue to bellow as his way of cheering her on throughout practices and games. During her college career, Daria and Melvin became inseparable, and when there were a few roughing the kicker calls made, it was very clear that Melvin would continue to be a protector, as well as a friend for Guava-Fresca. As intimidations go, Melvin the moose made sure to leer down the opposing team, which became especially frightening as a moose will spend the month of September shedding their antler velvet. The bloodied mess atop Melvin's head made for an extra sensational component when he would come charging down the field toward other players.
  
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Guava-Fresca's career started slowly, with Michigan only needing kickoffs and point after kicks.  However, as they began to face tougher defensive lines, it became clear the power that resided in Guava-Fresca's leg.  Her height, accuracy, and power, led to Guava-Fresca being recognized for her hard work and dedication as a Michigan Wolverine.  With a legendary 67 yard field goal, Daria Guava-Fresca vowed to make that her new jersey number, to never forget what it was that she had worked so hard for.  Eventually, she left the team to persue a career with the DSFL team, the Norfolk Seawolves.
 
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===College career statistics===
 
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==Professional career==
 
==Professional career==
  
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In her first season with the Seawolves, Daria Guava-Fresca had an impressive start, quickly turning into the offensive player of the game against the Kansas City Coyotes. As she continued to work on her strength and accuracy throughout the season, Guava-Fresca solidified her understanding of what it meant to be a Seawolf and a part of the Norfolk team. The Seawolves continued to have an amazing start to their season. The first difficult game for them came against the Dallas Birdogs, when Guava-Fresca was the only thing stopping the game from ending in a shutout. With a loss under the wings, Guava-Fresca and the entirety of the Norfolk team settled into the locker room to buck up and attempt to remain positive.
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Tragedy struck Daria Guava-Fresca after her first season in the DSFL. When Melvin tragically murdered her, he let it be known that he was going to take over her identity, and her career. Instead of Daria being drafted, it was Melvin. Instead of Daria winning awards, it was Melvin. After being drafted to the Colorado Yeti, Melvin continued to stay down in the DSFL for a second season. The Yeti were determined to let Melvin continue to grow and learn more before being called up. During this time, Melvin continued his stint as the starting (and only) kicker and punter for the Norfolk Seawolves. This season the Murder-Moose did his best to be able to live up to the Guava-Fresca name and championship title of Kicker of the Year, but the year began with a very rough start. Melvin continued to miss field goals and extra points, and while the Seawolves were dominating, the field goal streak that Guava-Fresca was known for in her early career did not get passed to her beloved moose pet.
  
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It seemed as though things would turn around for the Seawolves, however, when they would go on to win the next week against the Luchadores, with Guava-Fresca missing her first extra point of the season. In what she dubbed, “her cursing the team,” the Seawolves fell three games, even though Guava-Fresca’s field goals continued to keep the Seawolves from being shut out. While it seemed unlikely that they would go onto win in that moment, Guava-Fresca worked to maintain her positivity, and she continued to focus on her kick accuracy, vowing to never let missing extra points stop the team from victory again.
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In the 5th week of games, Murder-Moose was awarded the gameball for Offensive Player of the Game against the Kansas City Coyotes. Continuing to keep the Coyotes pinned throughout the game, Murder-Moose had one of his better punting games this season, landing 200 total yards, and a massive 59 yard punt. Throughout the season, Murder-Moose would continue to do more punting, ending with a large average of punts, and a few massive punts for 70 yards.
  
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As the Seawolves entered the playoffs, it became clear why they drafted Guava-Fresca. Earning the Offensive Player of the Game award for both the Playoff game and the Ultimini, Guava-Fresca showed the entire DSFL why she deserved to be there. With four impressive field goals against both Dallas and Kansas City, Guava-Fresca was able to help lead the Seawolves to victory for her first, and their first, Ultimini trophy. With these impressive game day performances and season stats, Guava-Fresca went on to make the Season 23 DSFL Pro-Bowl team as Kicker and Punter, and won the Kicker of the Year award.
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Through a rough season, the Seawolves managed to clinch a playoff spot, and fought with Tijuana to the very end for that coveted home field advantage position. While they had suffered through two season losses to Tijuana, the Seawolves, and Melvin especially, would not let them take their Ultimini chance away. As true underdogs, the Seawolves defeated Tijuana in the fight for divisional champions with an overtime field goal made by Melvin. Celebrating, the Norfolk team willingly gave Melvin a game ball, and cake, knowing what might happen if they hadn't.
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Tragedy struck, however, during the celebration of Guava-Fresca with her newfound friend Adelie de Pengu. While celebrating at the Ironside manor, disaster struck, and Guava-Fresca's pet moose killed her in a flurry of rage. Taking over her life, including her position on the team, the Seawolves continue this new adventure with their new Murder-Moose. During the Season 24 ISFL Draft, Murder-Moose was drafted in the first round to the Colorado Yeti. It seems hiding with invisible forces are what is next for this rising star.
 
  
 
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| 69 || 3070 || 44.5 || 11 || 62                              <!-- Punt Statistics -->
 
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Revision as of 11:41, 17 September 2020

Melvin Murder-Moose
250px
Murder-Moose holding the jersey of his beloved former owner Daria Guava-Fresca.
No. 67 – Norfolk Seawolves
Position:Kicker
Personal information
Born: (2032-06-13)June 13, 2032 (aged 30)
Newberry, Michigan
Height:6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
Weight:230 lb (104 kg)
Career information
College:Michigan
Career history
Roster status:Active

Melvin Murder-Moose (born June 13, 2032) is an American football kicker for the Norfolk Seawolves of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).

Early years

Melvin the Moose was born in Newberry, Michigan, and like most moose he lived out his days in the isolated woods in the area. As he would wander, he would venture across the landscape of northern Michigan. He did not think much about life outside of his area in the upper peninsula, but that would change when he would meet a young superstar kicker, Daria Guava-Fresca. As Daria ventured into Michigan to join the Michigan Wolverines football team, she would spend her free time and spare moments wandering the forests and connecting with nature in the upper peninsula of Michigan. On one such trip, Daria ventured to find Melvin sitting in the woods. Recognizing his beauty and majesty, Daria became determined to make Melvin her new best friend. Together, the two spent many days hiking and venturing through the woods of the north. While companionship with a human was new to Melvin, Guava-Fresca would grow used to unusual companions in her football career. After many weeks of hanging with one another, Melvin became an inspiration to Daria and would continue to stay with her throughout her college and professional career.

College career

While Daria continued to play for the Michigan Wolverines, Melvin would watch every game from the sidelines. Most of the team were terrified of this massive moose who would make his way into the football arena, but for coach Harbaugh, it wasn't that unusual. Melvin watched as Daria practiced as a kicker, and would continue to bellow as his way of cheering her on throughout practices and games. During her college career, Daria and Melvin became inseparable, and when there were a few roughing the kicker calls made, it was very clear that Melvin would continue to be a protector, as well as a friend for Guava-Fresca. As intimidations go, Melvin the moose made sure to leer down the opposing team, which became especially frightening as a moose will spend the month of September shedding their antler velvet. The bloodied mess atop Melvin's head made for an extra sensational component when he would come charging down the field toward other players.

Professional career

Tragedy struck Daria Guava-Fresca after her first season in the DSFL. When Melvin tragically murdered her, he let it be known that he was going to take over her identity, and her career. Instead of Daria being drafted, it was Melvin. Instead of Daria winning awards, it was Melvin. After being drafted to the Colorado Yeti, Melvin continued to stay down in the DSFL for a second season. The Yeti were determined to let Melvin continue to grow and learn more before being called up. During this time, Melvin continued his stint as the starting (and only) kicker and punter for the Norfolk Seawolves. This season the Murder-Moose did his best to be able to live up to the Guava-Fresca name and championship title of Kicker of the Year, but the year began with a very rough start. Melvin continued to miss field goals and extra points, and while the Seawolves were dominating, the field goal streak that Guava-Fresca was known for in her early career did not get passed to her beloved moose pet.

In the 5th week of games, Murder-Moose was awarded the gameball for Offensive Player of the Game against the Kansas City Coyotes. Continuing to keep the Coyotes pinned throughout the game, Murder-Moose had one of his better punting games this season, landing 200 total yards, and a massive 59 yard punt. Throughout the season, Murder-Moose would continue to do more punting, ending with a large average of punts, and a few massive punts for 70 yards.

Through a rough season, the Seawolves managed to clinch a playoff spot, and fought with Tijuana to the very end for that coveted home field advantage position. While they had suffered through two season losses to Tijuana, the Seawolves, and Melvin especially, would not let them take their Ultimini chance away. As true underdogs, the Seawolves defeated Tijuana in the fight for divisional champions with an overtime field goal made by Melvin. Celebrating, the Norfolk team willingly gave Melvin a game ball, and cake, knowing what might happen if they hadn't.

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad BP Wonderlic
6 ft 5 in
(1.96 m) 		230 lb
(104 kg) 		5.98 s 5.55 s 8.38 s 18.4 in
(0.47 m) 		4 ft 9.8 in
(1.47 m) 		3 reps 20

Professional career statistics

Career statistics Extra Points Field Goals Punts
Season Team Games XPM XPA XP% FGM FGA FG% <20 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ Lng Punts Yds Avg Inside 20 Long
2038 (S23) Seawolves 14 32 33 97 22 25 88 1/1 4/4 6/8 9/10 2/2 54 69 3070 44.5 11 62
2039 (S24) Seawolves 14 25 27 92.6 21 26 80.8 0/0 9/9 8/8 4/6 0/3 45 65 3051 46.9 5 71

Achievements and records

Team
  • Ultimini Champion (1), 2038
Individual
  • Pro-Bowl Kicker and Punter: 2038
  • Kicker of the Year: 2038
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