Mario VonPebbles

Mario VonPebbles

Mario With The Fam!
No. 56 – Minnesota Grey Ducks
Position:	Defensive End
Personal information
Born:	(2013-12-25)December 25, 2013 (aged 49) Tucson, Arizona, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)
Weight:	265 lb (120 kg)
Career information
High school:	Ironwood Ridge
College:	Clemson University
DSFL Draft:	2037  / Round: 7 / Pick: 56
ISFL Undrafted:	2037
Career history
Minnesota Grey Ducks (2036 (S21) - 2037 (S22) )
Roster status:	Active
Career DSFL statistics
Total tackles: 28 Tackles for loss: 8 Sacks: 4

Mario VonPebbles (born December 25, 1998) is an American football defensive end for the Minnesota Grey Ducks of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).

Early years

Mario VonPebbles was raised by a pack of javelina in the desert outside of Tucson in 3 Points Arizona! His mom and dad ditched him at the gun range when he was an infant. The Javelina found him cold and hungry lying naked in the sand. They clothed him and fed him and taught him how to forage for prickly pear cactus fruit like one of them. The javelina kept him safe until he was 18 and was able to move out on a full ride scholarship at Arizona. Mario went to Ironwood Ridge high school. Mario was able toi successfully file for academic waivers due to the extenuating circumstances of his upbringing. His GPA was abysmal in high school throughout all four years, but Mario was able to participate in athletics. Mario lettered in golf, football, hockey, spelunking, and crocheting all four years. By his sophomore year, Mario was on national recruiting radars for football. As a junior, Mario was offered a full-ride scholarship to the Clemson University!

College career

At Clemson University, Mario was again a terrible student. His GPA was 0.4, but with his waivers he was able to compete in football. Mario started all four years for the Tigers at DE. Mario was team captain as a freshman and was named the captain all four years. Mario was ACC DPOY his junior and senior seasons and was First Team All-Conference all four years. Mario currently holds the ACC record for tackles and sacks in a game, season, and also the career total records for both categories. The Tigers were wildly unsuccessful in Mario’s time on campus. During his four years the football team only won one game. The one game they won was against South Carolina in Mario’s senior season. In that game Mario had twenty tackles with five sacks and in interception return for a touchdown. This amazing performance was inspired by Tigers’ donors and the student section working together to sneak Mario’s javelina family into the stadium to watch him play for the first time.

College career statistics

Career statistics			Tackles		Sacks	Interceptions		Other					Punt returns
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD	Sfty	Ret	Yds	Avg	TD
2032	Clemson	12	140	20	15	0	0	0	5	3	0	0
2033	Clemson	12	150	35	17	1	0	2	6	5	1	0
2034	Clemson	12	169	38	20	1	0	1	2	2	2	2
2035	Clemson	12	169	40	25	3	2	4	6	5	4	1	1	69	69	1
Total		48	628	133	77	5	2	7	19	15	7	3	1	69	69	1

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)	265 lb (120 kg)

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Tackles			Sacks
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Total	Sack
2036 (S21)	Grey Ducks	14	20	8	28	4	2037 (S22)	Grey Ducks	14	20	8	28	4

Achievements and records

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