Leek Mai-Heinous

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Leek Mai-Heinous

No. 7 – Dallas Birddogs
Position:	Wide Receiver
Personal information
Born:	(2022-03-09)March 9, 2022 (aged 40) Tulsa, Oklahoma, U.S.
Height:	0 ft 10 in (0.25 m)
Weight:	0.3 lb (0 kg)
Username:	Br00Ker
Career information
High school:	Homeskooled
College:	Homeskooled
Career history
Roster status:	Active

Leek Mai-Heinous (born September 3, 2022) is an American football wide receiver for the Dallas Birddogs of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).

Early years

Born to an oil rig worker and a prostitute, Leek Mai-Heinous was abandoned and sent to an orphanage by his mother. His father found out and brought him to the oil rig where he was raised by one Jimbob Heinous. Jimbob was the reason Leek pursued football, and his death pushed Leek to seek a career in the ISFL. Leek did not have the social upbringing most children did, instead being surrounded by burly men his entire life until the age of six, when he was first taken off the rig to participate in his first game of pee-wee football. From there, Leek was hooked, only leaving the oil rig to participate in football related activities. Leek was homeschooled on the oil rig. In 2022, a massive explosion and other subsequent life-altering events caused Leek to seek the guidance of a witch, who required he be transformed into a vegetable. After that, he was obtained by the pokemon Farfetch'd.

College career

Leek did not attend a college, instead, he was one of the most storied high-school players of his generation and was recruited directly after graduating due to his extenuating circumstances (of being turned into a leek and needing to achieve greatness in the ISFL to be able to return back to his human form). While in high-school, Leek helped his school to their first playoff appearance in twenty-five years. After that, he lead them to a championship that same year, and while breaking multiple school and state records the next year, succeeded in the elusive back-to-back high-school state championship. Leek is famous for a number of memorable plays, including his actions in the Immaculate Reception, Extension, the helmet catch, and of course the championship winning corner of the endzone toe-tap. His accomplishments earned him notice from a number of DSFL teams and the next year he was signed to the Dallas Birddogs.

Professional career

DSFL career

Leek Mai-Heinous started the S34 season late, being picked up off of waivers and missing the first game of the season. This did not deter Mai-Heinous' production, as he swiftly jumped to the top of the receiving yardage chart and led the league in receiving average for the majority of the season. Though he only finished with six touchdowns, Mai-Heinous' season was a marked success, ending in a highly sought after Ultimini victory. Mai-Heinous played a pivotal role in the Dallas Birddogs' playoff run, where he had a magnificent 55 yard touchdown in the fourth quarter of their conference championship game, which would be the required points to push the game to OT where the Birddogs would later eek out the win. From there, it was another fantastic performance in the championship, where Mai-Heinous racked up a team high 128 receiving yards to go along with a touchdown, blowing out the Grey Ducks 33-7. Mai-Heinous finished the regular season just shy of 1000 yards, and consequently was the 19th overall selection in the S35 ISFL Draft by the Honolulu Hahalua.

Leek Mai-Heinous' second season of professional ball saw him sent back down to the DSFL, to spend S35 with the Dallas Birddogs once again. The season started slow, where Mai-Heinous was unable to reach 100 receiving yards in each of the first four games, until finally hitting the century mark against the Portland Pythons in week 5. From there the season was a bit of up and down, where Mai-Heinous was unable to establish a dominant streak, but also never succumbed to long stretches of mediocrity. The season ended for the Birddogs well before the regular season was over, being eliminated from playoff contention nearly halfway through the season. Mai-Heinous was in the hunt for DSFL WRoTY, but with a lackluster performance down the stretch, was unable to push to the lead in either yards or touchdowns, finishing fourth and second in each respectively. Overall, the season was a bit of a disappointment for the young receiver, although they did finish with 69 total receptions (nice).

Career statistics			Receiving
Season	Team	Games	Rec	Yards	Avg	Lg	TD
2049 (S34)	Birddogs	13	55	999	18.2	78	6
2050 (S35)	Birddogs	14	69	1182	17.1	70	10

ISFL career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad	BP	Wonderlic
0 ft 10 in (0.25 m)	0.3 lb (0 kg)	4.20 s	10.69 s	6.90 s	4'20"	6' 9"	19 reps	40

Not drafted (S35)

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Receiving
Season	Team	Games	Rec	Yards	Avg	Lg	TD
2050 (S35)	ISFL	0	0	0	0	0	0

Achievements and records

S34 Ultimini Champion

19th Overall Selection S35 Draft

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