Goat Tannk
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| No. 95 – Berlin Fire Salamanders | |
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| Position: | Defensive End |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | April 4, 2030 (aged 32) Omaha, Nebraska, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
| Weight: | 190 lb (86 kg) |
| Username: | Eldorian |
| Career information | |
| College: | University of Iowa |
| ISFL Draft: | 2054 / Round: 1 / Pick: 6 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Goat Tannk (born April 4, 2032) is an American football defensive end for the Berlin Fire Salamanders of the National Simulation Football League (ISFL).
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Early years
There was a popular player who was a running back in the ISFL that had played by the name of Goat Tank. Goat Tannk is actually no relation to Goat Tank himself, but is in fact actually Goat Tank. So how did this happen? Well, Goat Tank is from a parallel universe on another earth and he was playing football there. However, an accident happened and he was transported to this earth. He learned quickly that things were now different but he had just seen himself retire on TV as a running back. Weird, Goat Tank thought. He was a defensive player and would never think about being a running back. He quickly tried out for some college teams and decided to go in as the name Goat Tannk. That is when he knew he might end up making it big, after all, he already knew the Goat Tank of this universe did, so why wouldn't he be able to as Goat Tannk?
College career
So Goat Tannk went to Iowa University and became a bit of a star though. It was weird though because we had never really seen anyone else really named Goat Tannk before and also there are only 3 Goat Tank's really known. Goat Tank Sr who is Goat Tank's father and also Goat Tank Jr. who is Goat Tank's son even though they kind of played at the same time. But now here is Goat Tannk, also playing at Iowa much like Goat Tank was and here he was just destroying the defensive line - just like Goat Tank was. See, this is what Goat Tannk didn't know, that Goat Tank was a defensive tackle in college and in his early professional career and eventually switched to running back. Goat Tannk thought he was being different but I guess in the end he really wasn't. Anyway, Goat Tannk was one of the best college players and knew he would go professional soon.
College career statistics
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2050 | Iowa | 13 | 32 | 7 | 0/0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
| 2051 | Iowa | 12 | 26 | 4 | 0/0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
| 2052 | Iowa | 13 | 44 | 8 | 0/0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
190 lb (86 kg) |
7 ft 0.7 in (2.15 m) | ||||||||||
| 2054 ISFL scouting combine (S39) | ||||||||||||
Professional career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2053 (S38) | Buccaneers | 13 | 83 | 9 | 3/2 | 7 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
Achievements and records
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