Bender Rodriguez

Bender Rodriguez

Bender Celebrating the Draft
No. 80 – New Orleans Second Line
Position:	Wide Receiver
Personal information
Born:	(2996-01-13)January 13, 2996 (aged -933) Tijuana, Mexico
Height:	6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)
Weight:	200 lb (91 kg)
Career information
High school:	Mom's Friendly Robot Shop
College:	Mars University
ISFL Draft:	2033  / Round: 2 / Pick: 11
DSFL Draft:	2033  / Round: 3 / Pick: 17
Career history
New Orleans Second Line (2033 (S18)-2035 (S20))
Roster status:	Active
Career ISFL statistics as of Week 14, 2034 "
Receptions: 73 Receiving yards: 797 Yards per reception: 10.9 Receiving touchdowns: 3" "
Career DSFL statistics
Receptions: 60 Receiving yards: 912 Yards per reception: 15.2 Receiving touchdowns: 5"
Player stats at ISFL.net

Bender Bending Rodriguez (born January 13, 2996) is an American football wide receiver for the New Orleans Second Line of the National Simulation Football League (NSFL). He played college football for Mars University (MU) before being drafted by the New Orleans Second Line in the 2033 ISFL Draft (S18). Prior to this, he had been drafted by the Tijuana Luchadores in the 2032 DSFL Draft (S17).

Early years

"Bender was made following blue prints for Bending Unit 22, in Mom’s Friendly Robot Shop. Born in 2996 in Tijuana, Mexico, Bender went back in time to live a simpler life to fuel his own narcissistic needs of women, drugs, and money… which led him to a life in the NSFL. Before he traveled back a thousand years into the past, Bender was a delivery robot for Planet Express, where he went on deliveries and adventures with his co-workers. Bender’s life was not fulfilled by going on these adventurers and his primary building purpose, bending girders. But he always did enjoy bending the rules, even breaking them. When Bender found out about the NSFL from Zapp, he knew he could easily be a star since Zapp was a bum, and that he would find a way to be the best.

Zapp told him that the NSFL is where anyone could get away with anything, and he knew he was here to make a name for himself. A name that should not be shared in polite company or to children... finally living his dream a thousand years in the past. Him and his good friend, Phillip J Fry, both play professionally and remain in constant contact with one another. Fry helps Bender keep him in check when he becomes too invested in the NFSL, reminding him what he came for, ""money and honeys"" as Bender would put it simply."

College career

"Along with his best friend, Phillip J Fry, Bender attended for a short while at Mars University. While attending he flunked out of his first year, but made an impression playing for the Mars college football team. He finished the season with over 100 receptions, 669 yard receiving, 11 touchdowns, and hooked up with 6 different robot cheerleaders on the year. That season, Mars made the college football finals against the University of Neptune and lost, since Bender was suspended due to his poor grades. Bender then tried out for other college level teams, even some intramural teams as well, but could not make it because his GPA was 0.69. Even the worst colleges like Yale and Harvard would not even risk taking him, he was a liability. However, Bender did play once more before being drafted in the DSFL, and that was for the New New York inmates against the officers there. In that one game he proved the talent he had was no fluke was going to do the things he loved without interference. All that Bender wanted to do was play football, do drugs, so he traveled back in time to what they called the “Prime years” in the year 3000. So, he decided to take his talents to the NSFL where he knew no one would give a shit about what he did, and live his life to the fullest. "

College career statistics

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Professional career

DSFL career

"In S17 Bender was heading back to his home town to play for the Luchadores. Bender had a blast playing in his old home even though it was much different than he was used to. In his rookie season, Bender finished 4th in the league in receiving yards with 912, receptions with 60, and top four with 15.2 yards per catch. That season the Luchadores went on to finish second in the DSFL with a 9-4-1 record heading into the playoffs facing off against the Marshals in the first round. In that game Bender was effective both receiving and on special teams. He finished the game with 3 receptions and 57 yards on offense, and 47 yards on returns on 3 attempts. He was the man on the Luchadores and helped carry them to the Ultimini championship; Scoring a touchdown and 35 yards receiving on 3 receptions, and 40 yards returning on 3 attempts in the final. Bender’s draft stock was rising quickly and many NSFL team reached out to get the explosive receiver on their team. But that turned sour quick and when Bender was out partying the Ultimini victory and said some untasteful things about some of the teams potentially drafting him. His tenure was short in the DSFL, but effective in securing a championship. Now it was time to make it to the big time for the volatile Wide Receiver. "

NSFL career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad	BP	Wonderlic
6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)	200 lb (91 kg)	4 s	4 s	6 s	31 in (0.79 m)	1 ft 0 in (0.30 m)	12 reps	7

Bender’s tenure in the DSFL only lasted that one season as he was called up to New Orleans right after being drafted with the first pick in the 2nd round. Bender was excited to be in another part city and to make it to the big time, which meant making big time money. His rookie contract Bender signed for 3 years / $12 mil. That night he took his signing bonus and spent it on everything imaginable. Each yeah Bender has spent in New Orleans the team has been continuing to improve, even if his stats do not show it. He has become an integral and reliable player in the passing game for the Second Line. With S20 right around the corner, Bender’s goals are simple for this season. One, break over 1 thousand receiving yards and two, double his touchdown total from last season. Bender has been quoted saying numerous times, “As long as I am improving that is all I care about… now where are those steroids again.” Many analysts in the NSFL have been comparing him to Copper Kupp, and think with New Orleans losing big name receivers it is time for him to put up or shut up.

Professional career statistics

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Achievements and records

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