Mike Scott
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Position: | Defensive End |
Personal information | |
Born: | Scranton, Pennsylvania, U.S. | July 7, 2027 (aged 37)
Height: | 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
Weight: | 225 lb (102 kg) |
Username: | Pizzafaith |
Career information | |
High school: | Scranton High |
College: | Lackawanna |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Active |
'Mike Scott (born July 7, 2027) is an American football defensive end who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Lackawanna and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Born in Scranton, PA. Mike Scott was a prominent paper salesmen in the PA area but a butting rivalry with his co-worker Toby Flenderson led to a physical altercation where Mike destroyed Toby and everything Toby ever loved (He was divorced so his family didn't really love him), Mike decided to take his skills to the field after it was discovered that he could run 31 miles per hour. People thought that this feat was impossible but once you see Michael Scott aka Mike Scott aka Prison Mike aka the Billion dollar man- once you see this athlete take flight you can see how sex and speed exudes off of him. Although Mike Scott has a reputation as a top tier salesman he was swayed from the profession when one of his major sales lead to the closing of a local mom- and pop shop "Prince Paper". Mike was not as cut throat as thought- except for when it came to Toby he would literally slit his throat twice if he could.
College career
After deciding so late to get into football so late some might think that M. Scott was going to be a bust. But he isnt superstious just a little stitious. His college girlfriend Jan Levingson took all his man-hood away his freshman season. Jan Leveingson Gould you presume? Well, you would presume incorrectly, shes out on the town at places like Chili's ordering at least 2 drinks for every meal. Football wise Mike is able to be so quick and nimble mostly due to his diet. He only drinks diet soda with a touch of sugar added, he is also able to wake up bright and early because of his strict bacon on Geoge Foreman grill alarm clock. Mike has incurred slight injuries over the past few years but have only made him stronger. Except for his broken heart, he can wear that on this snot-stained sleeve. Please Holly, come back to Scranton for Mike.
College career statistics
Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
2015 (S0) | ISFL | 14 | 78 | 0 | 0/0 | 0 | 4 | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0/0/0 |
Professional career
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
225 lb (102 kg) |
Although Mike Scott's first career season in the DSFL did not go how he had planned, the Minnesota Grey Ducks went a disappointing 4-10. Mike was quoted as saying, "Can't get much worse than that, and I would know I used to work with some real losers, shout out Toby Flenderson you sack of..." When asked if he would consider changing positions Mike responded with the following: Off-fence, D-Fence, See-Fence, Tree-Fence, I mean what else do I have to say? I can do it all!"
Moving forward in his career Mike Scott was asked, Do you plan on going up to the ISFL as quickly as possible? "I plan to go or stay where I am needed and wanted, I don't have an absolute need for being wanted, it's no where near my obsession of beanie babies, like what I say I need the latest I already have 2 and I need a 3rd."
Professional career statistics
Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
2050 (S35) | Grey Ducks | 14 | 49 | 8 | 0/0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
Achievements and records
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