Mike Scott

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Mike Scott
No. 84 – Minnesota Grey Ducks
Position:Defensive End
Personal information
Born: (2030-08-01)August 1, 2030 (aged 30)
Height:6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Username:Pizza-Faith
Career information
College:Miami
ISFL Draft:2052  / Round: 
DSFL Draft:2051  / Round: 
Career history
Roster status:Active
Career highlights and awards
Career NSFL statistics as of 2017 "
Total tackles:122
Tackles for loss:24
Forced fumbles:5
Fumble recoveries:3
Sacks:19"

Mike Scott (born August 1, 1930) is an American football defensive end for the Minnesota Grey Ducks of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).

Early years

Born in Scranton, PA. Mike Scott was a prominent paper salesmen in the PA area but a butting rivalry with his co-worker Toby Flenderson led to a physical altercation where Mike destroyed Toby and everything Toby ever loved (He was divorced so his family didn't really love him), Mike decided to take his skills to the field after it was discovered that he could run 31 miles per hour. People thought that this feat was impossible but once you see Michael Scott aka Mike Scott aka Prison Mike aka the Billion dollar man- once you see this athlete take flight you can see how sex and speed exudes off of him. Although Mike Scott has a reputation as a top tier salesman he was swayed from the profession when one of his major sales lead to the closing of a local mom- and pop shop "Prince Paper". Mike was not as cut throat as thought- except for when it came to Toby he would literally slit his throat twice if he could.

College career

After deciding so late to get into football so late some might think that M. Scott was going to be a bust. But he isnt superstious just a little stitious. His college girlfriend Jan Levingson took all his man-hood away his freshman season. Jan Leveingson Gould you presume? Well, you would presume incorrectly, shes out on the town at places like Chili's ordering at least 2 drinks for every meal. Football wise Mike is able to be so quick and nimble mostly due to his diet. He only drinks diet soda with a touch of sugar added, he is also able to wake up bright and early because of his strict bacon on Geoge Foreman grill alarm clock. Mike has incurred slight injuries over the past few years but have only made him stronger. Except for his broken heart, he can wear that on this snot-stained sleeve. Please Holly, come back to Scranton for Mike.

College career statistics

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Professional career

DSFL career

"Although Mike Scott's first career season in the DSFL did not go how he had planned, the Minnesota Grey Ducks went a disappointing 4-10. Mike was quoted as saying, ""Can't get much worse than that, and I would know I used to work with some real losers, shout out Toby Flenderson you sack of..."" When asked if he would consider changing positions Mike responded with the following: Off-fence, D-Fence, See-Fence, Tree-Fence, I mean what else do I have to say? I can do it all!""

Moving forward in his career Mike Scott was asked, Do you plan on going up to the ISFL as quickly as possible? ""I plan to go or stay where I am needed and wanted, I don't have an absolute need for being wanted, it's no where near my obsession of beanie babies, like what I say I need the latest I already have 2 and I need a 3rd."" Season 2 brought much heart break to the unbreakable Mike Scott. Another disappointing team season after Mike Scott was named team captain, he had this to say of his second season. ""Another one bites the dust am I right? I missed too many sacks and could have contributed more, I think Minnesota is in a good place moving forward with some very capable management and some fantastic people in the discord."

NSFL career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
6 ft 4 in
(1.93 m)
2052 ISFL scouting combine (S37)

Mike Scott was recently drafted by the San Jose Sabercats. He is ready to work on both sides of the ball if needed. "I can play anywhere, offense, defense, special teams, basketball, rugby, on the internet, in a church league, whereever you need me, I'll bring the heat." Mike Scott was asked about changing positions ,"Again, whereever, whenever, I am willing to paint the lines before the games if it means I get to go play some football." San Jose is coming off a fantastic 10-6 season, which surprised everyone besides the players and coaching staff. A member of the SaberCats was quoted as saying "We will only continue to imrpove and fix our mistakes, please understand this, San Jose will be a thriving place for free agents this upcoming season." San Jose went 6-2 at home this year, one of the best home winning percentages in the entire league. San Jose will look to continue their winning ways in conference after going 8-4 last season. Mike looks forward to contributing for this organization.

Professional career statistics

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Career statistics Defense
Season Team Games Tck TFL FF/FR Sck Int PD Sfty TD Blk P/XP/FG
2017 (S2) Grey Ducks 30 122 24 5/3 0 0 20 0 0 0/0/0