Stumpy Jones
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An image of me at my happiness | |
No. 35 – Portland Pythons | |
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Position: | Offensive Lineman |
Personal information | |
Born: | Olympia, Washington, U.S. | February 22, 1950 (aged 112)
Height: | 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) |
Weight: | 350 lb (159 kg) |
Username: | Footballiscool |
Career information | |
High school: | Homeschool |
College: | The Evergreen State College |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Active |
Stumpy Jones (born February 22, 1950) is an American football offensive lineman who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for The Evergreen State College (TESC) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Well, my roots are in Olympia Washington. Supposidely, my parents are from the Oregon area but the stork literally dropped me off in Olympia Washington. I've developed strong roots in the community providing much needed support for my fellow woodland friends and transitioned into being a sturdy frame to provide a jungle gym for the neighborhood children as the neighborhood changed. The sixties were an interesting time, people started randomly knitting me scafts and mittens for my branches to keep me warm during winter...It was nice, but I wanted to say ""excuse me, I'm a tree give that to someone who needs it."" the 70s were full of upset people protesting ""the war"" and they eventually got sick on disco fever. The 80s were weird...drugs officially became a problem and it started to hit our community hard. The community had officially changed from being a forest and nice suburben area and had now become an urban jungle, all of my friends had fled. As did it, I decided to get an education to escape the community that I had known and loved.
College career
I actually started my time at ye' ol' Evergreen College by attending classes for english as a second language. When going into the guidance counsellors office they actually suggested that I go into forestry. I took a few classes and enjoyed it. While studying forestry, I had seen a flyer on a buillten board between classes for try-outs for the football team. This immediatly brought me back to my younger days I always was so envious of all of the children that were playing this game in the field next to our forest community called football and was so excited to finally try it out. Upon arriving at the field, the coach immediatly knew where to place me. He noticed that I was a "thick and sturdy boi". I started out doing the basics being on the practice team for the opposing defensive linemen to try and bull rush their way past me. Coach Roberts gave me a tips on how to handle the bullrush and how to not let defensive ends from going around me and the idea took root, I never actually played during college I only ever made the practice squad but I'm greatful for the opportunities it allowed me.
College career statistics
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Professional career
DSFL career
Drafted to the Portland Pythons.
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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6 ft 5 in (1.96 m) |
350 lb (159 kg) |
Professional career statistics
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Career statistics | Offensive Line | |||
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Season | Team | Games | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
2042 (S27) | Pythons | 14 | 67 | 1 |
2043 (S28) | Sailfish | 16 | 70 | 7 |
2044 (S29) | Sailfish | 16 | 106 | 2 |
2045 (S30) | Sailfish | 16 | 129 | 0 |
2046 (S31) | Sailfish | 16 | 118 | 0 |
2047 (S32) | Sailfish | 16 | 110 | 0 |
2048 (S33) | Sailfish | 16 | 109 | 0 |
Achievements and records
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