Michaelangelo Mcturtle
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No. 92 – Tijuana Luchadores | |
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Position: | Runningback |
Personal information | |
Born: | New York City, New York, U.S. | July 12, 2420 (aged -356)
Height: | 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m) |
Weight: | 150 lb (68 kg) |
Username: | Slothfacekilla |
Career information | |
College: | New York University |
DSFL Draft: | 2048 / Round: 3 / Pick: 22 |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Active |
Player stats at ISFL.net |
Michaelangelo McTurtle (born July 12, 2422) is an American football runningback for the Tijuana Luchadores of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Michaelangelo McTurtle was born in the sewers of New York along with the rest of his McTurtle brothers (many who have made it to the ISFL). He was raised on pizza and skateboarding and he only took up football in his teenage years after ignoring sports for most of his life. Though he would dabble in various sports in high school, he mainly focused on his school studies while in school. Despite being a slacker outside of the class he excelled at taking tests for whatever reason. He would eventually make his way to New York University for college where he would study chemistry, hoping to better understand the ooze that created him and his brothers. He was once again a stellar student on tests despite lacking the drive to put in the hours studying. He put more time in eating pizza than studying. Mikey would earn his degree before leaving NYU for professional sports.
College career
Michaelangelo McTurtle practiced often with the NYU football team on the side when his "studies" permitted. That meant if he wasn't skateboarding or eating pizza. Despite his small stature (seriously how does this guy keep all the pizza pounds off of him) the team played him at defensive tackle to modest success. Initially it was thought that Mikey McTurtle would stay at defensive tackle at the next level, but it soon became apparent that his college coaches did not know what they were doing. He would play a bit of DT in the DSFL but that wouldn't last. All in all Michaelangelo had an average college career, and after his less than stellar combine numbers many did not see a future for McTurtle in the ISFL or even in the DSFL. Driven by the need for more money for pizza, Michaelangelo would need to transform himself in order to reach the pros.
College career statistics
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Professional career
DSFL career
Michaelangelo McTurtle would miss a majority of the season in Season 32 due to his intense self training with the rest of his McTurtle brothers in the sewers of New York. Often he would have to wait for them to return home from where they were already playing so his training lasted much of the season. Initially he entered the DSFL as a defensive tackle like his college years. He would go on to be claimed on waivers by Tijuana and McTurtle would join them for their run into the playoffs. It was evident to McTurtle that he still had a lot of work to do. He would return to Tijuana in the draft, going to them in the third round. After extensive offseason training Mikey switched to running back, showing off his brand new speed in the DSFL for the Luchadores.
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP | Wonderlic |
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5 ft 6 in (1.68 m) |
150 lb (68 kg) |
6 s | 33 s | 44 s | 2 in (0.05 m) |
0 ft 0 in (0.00 m) |
100 reps | 69 |
Professional career statistics
Career statistics | Rushing | Offensive Line | |||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Att | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD | Pancakes | Sacks Allowed |
2048 (S33) | Luchadores | 12 | 246 | 995 | 4 | 52 | 10 | 13 | 0 |
Achievements and records
None.
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