Dustin Parmelee

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Dustin Parmelee
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Dustin Parmelee with OSU
No. 17 – London Royals - Future Yellowknife Wraith
Position:Quarter Back
Personal information
Born: (2023-04-20)April 20, 2023 (aged 39)
Brooklyn, New York, U.S.
Height:6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
Weight:225 lb (102 kg)
Username:Dp-420
Career information
High school:Blue Ridge High School
College:Ohio State
ISFL Draft:Season 30 / Round: First / Pick: 8th to Yellowknife Wraiths
DSFL Draft:Season 29 / Round: 1 / Pick: 8 to London Royals
Career history
S28 Tijuana Luchadores
S29 London Royals
S30 London Royals
S31 London Royals
Roster status:Active
Career highlights and awards
LONDON PASS RECORDS HELD:
  • Most Passing Yards in a Game
  • Most Passing Yards in a Season
  • Most Passing Yards in a Career
  • Highest Completion Percentage in a Game
  • Highest Completion Percentage in a Season
  • Highest Completion Percentage in a Career
  • Most Passing Interceptions in a Game
  • Most Passing Interceptions in a Season
  • Most Passing Interceptions in a Career
  • Most Completions in a Game
  • Most Completions in a Season
  • Most Completions in a Career
  • Highest Passer Rating in a Game
  • Highest Passer Rating in a Season
  • Most Passing Touchdowns in a Game
  • Most Passing Touchdowns in a Career
  • Longest Pass in a Game



Dustin A Parmelee (born April 20, 2023) is an American football quarterback for the London Royals of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). The Minor league version of the ISFL.

Early Years

Dustin Parmelee was born in Brooklyn, NY. It wasnt long after his birth that he developed passion for football, that derived from his father. As DP grew up and developed into his body, he ran into uncertainty on the playing field because he ran fast, was smart but he could also catch the ball and throw the ball a mile. By the time he got to 9th grade he decided he was going to play QB. He started all 4 years in high school as the QB for the varsity team. He broke all the passing state record for single season and career by the time his season year came to a close. That winter he enjoyed his recruitment as all the big colleges from around the country came knocking on his door. He had letters from LSU, Alabama, Ohio State, Oregon and every other team you can imagine. He knew the whole time which school he was going to go to. His dream school. OSU.

College Career

Parmelee got recruited by his dream school the OSU Buckeyes. He was the unusual breed that was able to see significant time on the playing field. He helped lead the Buckeyes to a conference title and win over rival Michigan that season. This victory encouraged the team as he threw 5 touchdowns and ran for 2 more in a dismantling of the Wolverines. With the confidence gained from the victory, the Buckeyes went on to win the national championship, led by a freshman QB. A run to back-to-back championships is what was in the cards for the Buckeyes the next season. Parms junior season wasnt one to remember though. After getting injured in the first game, DP didnt know how to cope and wound up getting in trouble and was removed from the team by October. That spring he decided to forgo the rest of college and entered his name i as a free agent in the DSFL. He was late for the draft, so he wasnt able to be drafted. He was picked up off the waivers however buy the Tijuana Luchadores. Nothing was expected out of this pick up, defoinitely not any playing time, but the Luchadores were able to build up such a big lead in a few games that Dustin was able to get in some game action, and it without saying the greatest moments of his football career. He didnt expect what came next.

Team Information Passing Statistics Rushing Statistics
Season Team Games Comp Att Yards Pct Lg TD Int Rating Att Yards Avg Lg TD
FRSH Ohio State 14 420 557 4021 65.8% 69 35 7 87.6 42 428 10.02 19 8
SOPH Ohio State 14 475 600 4523 79.0 % 7.54 42 5 126.6 38 382 10.08 45 5
JR Ohio State 1 28 35 352 80 % 10.04 5 76 96.6 5 107 21.4 82 1


DSFL Career

Tijuana Luchadores could see the talent in Dustin Parmelee when they interviewed him, 16 hours after entering his name in the free agent data base. Tijuana pickd him off of the waiver pile and gave him a home with the Luchadores. He was able to fit right in with the crew, and was a positive locker room presents. As of now he hasnt played a snap, and doesnt expect to, not this season any ways. With that said he does intend on learning a lot while observing the players on his team. The Luchadores have a rich history of winning, and DP gets to have a front row seat in their pursuit of a 9th DSFL championship! "I get to watch some great players doing their thing, on the winningest team in the league. Im lucky they took a chance on me and I vow to them I wont let them down. They wont regret picking me up off the waiver heap." Is what Dustin had to say about playing in Tijuana. Dustin was selected with the last pick in the first round, Number 8 overall by the London Royals in the S29 Draft. Also part of the incoming draft class was RB Kiara Tenoh, CB Savior Hawkins, WR Bradley Welch and QB Jack R, essentially revamping the offense that was devastated with ISFL call ups. The Royals went 0-4 in the pre-season then started on fire going 4-1 in their first 5 games. After week 5 things took a downward turn as they would lose 4 of their next 5 including 3 games in a row to bring their record to 5-5 with 4 weeks left in the season. The London Royals fought hard and played some inspiring football in the last four weeks, however, they were only able to finish the season with a 7-7 record. Both loses the Royals had the lead late in the fourth quarter but were not able to recover in either one. They missed the playoffs for the first time since season 27 and will be back with a vengeance next season.

Dustins 2nd full season in the DSFL was a bit of a step back. He was named Offensive team captain prior to the season, and he was a much better player on paper, but the season started off on the wrong foot and they hit a slippery slope that seen them drop from a 7-7 record to a 1-13 record. He threw for more yards and had more attempts and completions but his TD total is matched his first season and he has broke the record for interceptions thrown in a season by a Royal QB with 18. By the end of Season 30 Dustin Parmelee already has made a name for himself in Royals lore, as he has etched his name next to every single record a QB can hold for the Royals except Touchdown Passes in a season, and of course he has yet to make the post-season. With a career record of 8-20 as the Royals starting QB, he will more than likely go down as the QB with the worst winning percentage in the history of the Royals. Not a record you would want as the history of success runs deep in London. Next season he will attempt to be the franchise record holder in all passing categories, as he is not yet expected to get the call up from Yellowknife in Season 31, but you never do know what might happen.

Professional DSFL Career Statistics



Team Information Passing Statistics Rushing Statistics
Season Team Games Cmp Att Pct Yds Y/A TD Int Rtg Sack Att Yds Avg TD Fum
2043 (S28) Luchadores 2 6 13 49% 42 40.1 0 0 54.3 0 0 0 0 0 0
2044 (S29) Royals 14 248 395 62.8 % 2607 6.6 21 9 90.1 23 14 13 0.9 0 0
2045 (S30) Royals 14 381 625 61% 4102 6.56 21 18 79.4 53 14 -19 -1.4 0 6
2046 (S31) Royals 0 0 0 0% 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0 0.0 0 0