Borkus Maximus III

Borkus Maximus III

No. 2 – Retired
Position:	Quarterback
Personal information
Born:	(92-05-14)May 14, 92 (aged 1974) Herculaneum, Italy
Height:	6 ft 8 in (2.03 m)
Weight:	260 lb (118 kg)
Career information
College:	Platonic Academy
ISFL Draft:	2021  / Round: 2 / Pick: 15
DSFL Draft:	2020  / Round: 1 / Pick: 1
Career history
Chicago Coyotes (2020 (S5)) New Orleans Second Line (2021 (S6)-2030 (S15))
Roster status:	Retired
Career ISFL statistics as of Week 1, 2031
Passing completions: 3425 Pass percentage: 57.3 Pasing yards: 41740 Passer rating: 76.28 TD-INT: 251-125
Career DSFL statistics as of 2020
Passing completions: 522 Passing completions: 285 Pass percentage: 54.6 Pasing yards: 2679 Passer rating: 64.5 TD-INT: 13-16
Player stats at ISFL.net

Borkus Maximus III (born January 14, 92 BC) is a retired American football quarterback who played for the New Orleans Second Line of the National Simulation Football League (NSFL). He allegedly played college football for The Platonic Academy before being drafted by the New Orleans Second Line in the 2021 ISFL Draft (S6). Prior to this, he had been drafted by the Kansas City Coyotes in the 2020 DSFL Draft (S5). Maximus is notable for being (technically) the oldest player ever to play in the NSFL.

Early years

Borkus Maximus III was born in the ancient Roman Republic in 92 B.C.E. Borkus typically declines to talk about his past in detail, choosing instead to focus on the new day and age he has found himself in. It is theorized that he was a natural athlete, and was likely a soldier in the Roman army, given his natural athletic abilities, large stature, and education. He was reportedly in great physical condition the moment he fell out of the time-stream tear that transported him forward in time.

College career

Borkus does claim to have received education at the prestigious Platonic Academy. However, the Platonic Academy of Athens was destroyed in 86 BC, when Borkus was only 8 years old. When confronted, Borkus claimed he received education at a smaller, unofficial satellite teaching academy headed by displaced philosophers from the original Platonic Academy. As of the time of this writing, these claims are unsubstantiated and there is disagreement among historians as to the validity of Borkus' claims. While receiving his education, Borkus trained daily as an Olympic athlete in the ancient Olympic games. Shortly after emerging from the time-stream tear at a research facility in Berkeley, California, Borkus announced his disappointment at the modern Olympic games, as modern society had forgotten what was once of utmost importance to the society from which he came. He decided to take his natural talents to a more popular sport: Football.

College career statistics

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Professional career

DSFL career

Borkus received lots of hype from the media upon announcing his interest in football, and the Kansas City Coyotes (then the Chicago Coyotes) took notice, drafting him first overall in the 2020 DSFL Draft (S5). His rookie season with the Coyotes was quite disappointing. He finished the season with a 54.6% completion percentage (3rd worst in the league), a 13:16 TD-INT ratio, and a 64.5 QBR (3rd worst in the league). However, he was 3rd in the league in passing touchdowns (13), but also tied for the lead in interceptions (16). The Coyotes offense was the worst in the league in S5, and Borkus led them to a disappointing 4-10 record. Analysts and pundits around the league debated as to whether Borkus was a bust or if the disappointing Coyotes season was more attributable to poor coaching and management. Indeed, shortly after the 2020 (S5) season, the Chicago Coyotes were moved back to their original home of Kansas City.

Year	Team	Games			Passing										Rushing
		GP	GS	QBrec	Cmp	Att	Pct	Yds	TD	TD%	INT	Int%	Y/A	Rate	Att	Yds	Avg	TD
2020	CHI	14	14	4-10-0	285	522	54.6	2679	13	2.5	16	3.2	5.13	64.5	26	25	.96	0

NSFL career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 8 in (2.03 m)	260 lb (118 kg)

Following a disappointing DSFL season, Borkus found his draft stock in the upcoming NSFL draft plummeting. He was picked by the New Orleans Second Line in Round 2, 15th pick overall. Borkus was the third quarterback selected in the 2021 ISFL Draft (S6), behind Austin Roenick and Arbin Asipi Jr., neither of whom played at the quarterback position in the NSFL. The Second Line declined to send Borkus back down to the DSFL, rather keeping him up as a true rookie QB. This was the first time in several seasons that an NSFL team started a true rookie quarterback.

Professional career statistics

Year	Team	Games			Passing										Rushing
		GP	GS	QBrec	Cmp	Att	Pct	Yds	TD	TD%	INT	Int%	Y/A	Rate	Att	Yds	Avg	TD
2021	NOLA	14	14	2-11-1	323	555	58.2	3462	18	3.2	17	3.1	6.24	74.6	27	45	1.7	1
2022	NOLA	14	14	4-10	333	641	52.0	4149	13	2.0	10	1.6	6.47	72.6	11	22	2.0	0
2023	NOLA	14	14	9-5	354	589	60.1	4375	31	5.3	10	1.7	7.43	93.6	11	13	1.0	0
2024	NOLA	14	14	12-2	356	594	59.9	4563	33	5.5	9	1.5	7.36	96.2	33	140	4.2	1
2025	NOLA	14	14	11-3	382	635	60.2	5026	40	6.3	12	1.9	7.91	98.3	58	260	4.5	2
2025	NOLA	14	14	11-3	376	622	60.5	4565	30	4.8	15	2.4	7.34	89.1	55	411	7.5	1
2026	NOLA	14	14	4-10	417	702	59.4	4732	26	3.7	13	1.9	6.74	84.3	65	325	5.0	3
2027	NOLA	14	14	6-8	361	651	55.5	4286	21	3.2	15	2.3	6.58	76.9	47	184	3.8	1
2028	NOLA	14	14	4-10	263	506	52.0	3610	22	4.3	9	1.8	7.13	82.2	90	582	6.5	7
2029	NOLA	14	14	2-12	262	486	53.9	2972	17	3.5	15	3.1	6.12	71.3	164	735	5.8	2
2030	NOLA	0	0	0-0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Achievements and records

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