Mario VonPebbles
No. 56 – Minnesota Grey Ducks | |||||||
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Position: | Defensive End | ||||||
Personal information | |||||||
Born: | Tucson, Arizona, U.S. | December 25, 2013 (aged 51)||||||
Height: | 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) | ||||||
Weight: | 265 lb (120 kg) | ||||||
Career information | |||||||
High school: | Ironwood Ridge | ||||||
College: | Clemson University | ||||||
DSFL Draft: | 2037 / Round: 7 / Pick: 56 | ||||||
ISFL Undrafted: | 2037 | ||||||
Career history | |||||||
Roster status: | Active | ||||||
Career DSFL statistics | |||||||
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Mario VonPebbles (born December 25, 1998) is an American football defensive end for the Minnesota Grey Ducks of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Mario VonPebbles was raised by a pack of javelina in the desert outside of Tucson in 3 Points Arizona! His mom and dad ditched him at the gun range when he was an infant. The Javelina found him cold and hungry lying naked in the sand. They clothed him and fed him and taught him how to forage for prickly pear cactus fruit like one of them. The javelina kept him safe until he was 18 and was able to move out on a full ride scholarship at Arizona. Mario went to Ironwood Ridge high school. Mario was able toi successfully file for academic waivers due to the extenuating circumstances of his upbringing. His GPA was abysmal in high school throughout all four years, but Mario was able to participate in athletics. Mario lettered in golf, football, hockey, spelunking, and crocheting all four years. By his sophomore year, Mario was on national recruiting radars for football. As a junior, Mario was offered a full-ride scholarship to the Clemson University!
College career
At Clemson University, Mario was again a terrible student. His GPA was 0.4, but with his waivers he was able to compete in football. Mario started all four years for the Tigers at DE. Mario was team captain as a freshman and was named the captain all four years. Mario was ACC DPOY his junior and senior seasons and was First Team All-Conference all four years. Mario currently holds the ACC record for tackles and sacks in a game, season, and also the career total records for both categories. The Tigers were wildly unsuccessful in Mario’s time on campus. During his four years the football team only won one game. The one game they won was against South Carolina in Mario’s senior season. In that game Mario had twenty tackles with five sacks and in interception return for a touchdown. This amazing performance was inspired by Tigers’ donors and the student section working together to sneak Mario’s javelina family into the stadium to watch him play for the first time.
College career statistics
Career statistics | Tackles | Sacks | Interceptions | Other | Punt returns | |||||||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Reg | TFL | Sack | Int | IntTD | DefTD | FFum | FRec | PD | Sfty | Ret | Yds | Avg | TD |
2032 | Clemson | 12 | 140 | 20 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | ||||
2033 | Clemson | 12 | 150 | 35 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | ||||
2034 | Clemson | 12 | 169 | 38 | 20 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 | ||||
2035 | Clemson | 12 | 169 | 40 | 25 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 69 | 69 | 1 |
Total | 48 | 628 | 133 | 77 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 19 | 15 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 69 | 69 | 1 |
Professional career
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) |
265 lb (120 kg) |
Professional career statistics
Career statistics | Tackles | Sacks
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Season | Team | Games | Reg | TFL | Total | Sack
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2036 (S21) | Grey Ducks | 14 | 20 | 8 | 28 | 4 | 2037 (S22) | Grey Ducks | 14 | 20 | 8 | 28 | 4
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Achievements and records
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