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Revision as of 21:08, 12 August 2022
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Position: | Kicker |
Personal information | |
Born: | Alice Springs, Australia | August 24, 2048 (aged 16)
Height: | 2 ft 4 in (0.71 m) |
Weight: | 53 lb (24 kg) |
Username: | R0Tzbua |
Career information | |
High school: | Auntie Jemma's school for good doggos |
College: | Charles Darwin University |
ISFL Draft: | 2052 / Round: 2 / Pick: 15 |
DSFL Draft: | 2051 / Round: 4 / Pick: 31 |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Active |
Known Acquaintance (born August 24, 2048) is an American football kicker who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Charles Darwin University (CDU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
Early years
Known Acquaintance was born in a litter of 6 australian shepherds on a farm around Alice Springs in Australia. While his other litter mates were just normal doing dog stuff it was soon realized that Known had a knack for the sports. While their brothers and sisters were eating shoes and barking at bees, Known was out there playing with balls of all kind: They were kicked with the head, dribbled with the nose, pawed at and on some occasions even humped. After a few training sessions at a local dog school the local university started to adopt Known as the mascot for the school's local Australian Football team because, as the press release stated: "Look at this dog playing with the ball, that is just so dang cute that we had to hire it mate. I can not believe no one else here thought of this, I think I am surrounded by idiots."
College career
Known Acquaintance became an immediate hit at school and started rising up the mascot ranks. Houndreds gathered on game day. Not because of the games - have you ever seen Australian Football? Like, seriously - but to watch the dog kick the ball around. Time went on and Known got better and better at kicking the ball around. One day an American Football scout who wanted to find the next international recruit because that generates press ended up drinking way too much and binged Air Bud all night before coming to the game. He saw Known Acquaintance in the pre-game and couldn't but get this dog into America to play for the DSFL. A few different positions were tried out, but the SPCA was pretty much against having a dog be an Offensive Lineman or a Wide Receiver, so in the end it was decided that Known Acquaintance should do what they do best: Kick the ball very far. And if someone catches it and runs at the other end zone there will be biting ... tackling I mean. Tackling.
College career statistics
Career statistics | Extra Points | Field Goals | Punts | ||||||||||||||||
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Season | Team | Games | XPM | XPA | XP% | FGM | FGA | FG% | <20 | 20-29 | 30-39 | 40-49 | 50+ | Lng | Punts | Yds | Avg | Inside 20 | Long |
2049 (S34) | CDU | 14 | 35 | 37 | 94.6 | 25 | 26 | 96.2 | 2/2 | 9/9 | 6/6 | 7/8 | 1/1 | 52 | 79 | 3637 | 46 | 16 | 67 |
2050 (S35) | CDU | 14 | 27 | 31 | 87.1 | 24 | 24 | 100.0 | 1/1 | 6/6 | 6/6 | 10/10 | 1/1 | 52 | 73 | 3457 | 35 | 18 | 64 |
Professional career
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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2 ft 4 in (0.71 m) |
53 lb (24 kg) |
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