Mario VonPebbles

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Mario Vonpebbles

Mario Being Mario
No. 56 – Minnesota Grey Ducks
Position:	Defensive End
Personal information
Born:	(1998-12-25)December 25, 1998 (aged 64) Tucson, Arizona, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)
Weight:	265 lb (120 kg)
Career information
High school:	Ironwood Ridge
College:	University of Arizona
DSFL Draft:	2037  / Round: 7 / Pick: 56
ISFL Undrafted:	2037
Career history
Minnesota Grey Ducks (2036 (S21)-2036 (S21))
Roster status:	Active
Career DSFL statistics
Total tackles: 28 Tackles for loss: 8 Sacks: 4

"Mario

VonPebbles (born December 25, 1998) is an American football defensive end  for the Minnesota Grey Ducks of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL). "

Early years

Mario VonPebbles was raised by a pack of javelina in the desert outside of Tucson in 3 Points Arizona! His mom and dad ditched him at the gun range when he was an infant. The Javelina found him cold and hungry lying naked in the sand. They clothed him and fed him and taught him how to forage for prickly pear cactus fruit like one of them. The javelina kept him safe until he was 18 and was able to move out on a full ride scholarship at Arizona. Mario went to Ironwood Ridge high school. Mario was able toi successfully file for academic waivers due to the extenuating circumstances of his upbringing. His GPA was abysmal in high school throughout all four years, but Mario was able to participate in athletics. Mario lettered in golf, football, hockey, spelunking, and crocheting all four years. By his sophomore year, Mario was on national recruiting radars for football. As a junior, Mario was offered a full-ride scholarship to the University of Arizona!

College career

"At the University of Arizona, Mario was again a terrible student. His GPA was 0.4, but with his waivers he was able to compete in football. Mario started all four years for the Wildcats at DE. Mario was team captain as a freshman and was named the captain all four years. Mario was PAC-12 DPOY his junior and senior seasons and was First Team All-Conference all four years. Mario currently holds the PAC-12 record for tackles and sacks in a game, season, and also the career total records for both categories. The wildcats were wildly unsuccessful in Mario’s time on campus. During his four years the football team only won one game. The one game they won was against Arizona State in Mario’s senior season. In that game Mario had twenty tackles with five sacks and in interception return for a touchdown. This amazing performance was inspired by Wildcats donors and the student section working together to sneak Mario’s javelina family into the stadium to watch him play for the first time. "

College career statistics

Career statistics			Tackles		Sacks	Interceptions		Other					Punt returns
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD	Sfty	Ret	Yds	Avg	TD
2032	Arizona	13	31	8	3.5	2	0	0	5	3	6	0
2033	Arizona	13	42	8	2	3	0	2	6	5	9	0	27	421	15.6	2
2034	Arizona	13	33	2	0	5	1	1	2	2	13	1	35	543	15.5	3
2035	Arizona	13	27	0	0	5	2	1	1	0	13	0	18	201	11.2	1
Total		52	133	18	5.5	15	3	4	14	10	41	1	80	1165	14.6	6

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)	265 lb (120 kg)

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