Sticky Hands
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| No. 99 – Prospect | |||||||||||||||||
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| Position: | Runningback | ||||||||||||||||
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| Born: | January 1, 2033 (aged 28) Unknown, Canada | ||||||||||||||||
| Height: | 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) | ||||||||||||||||
| Weight: | 207 lb (94 kg) | ||||||||||||||||
| Username: | Quasi | ||||||||||||||||
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| College: | Michigan State | ||||||||||||||||
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| Roster status: | Active | ||||||||||||||||
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Sticky Hands (born January 1, 2033) is an American football runningback who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Michigan State (MSU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
An orphan from unknown parents, Sticky had a near death experience at the age of 8 when he encountered a swarm of bee's during a thunderstorm. A truck carrying several bee hives crashed into a tree and a large thong of bees escaped. Sticky happened to be walking down the same street and was swarmed by the angry bees. If that wasn't bad enough, it also happened to be at the same time that he was struck by lightning. Sticky was able to recover, but the experience left him with an unusual ability to ooze honey from the palm of his hands whenever sweating. Sticky was a natural agile runner and but as he continued to play football, he discovered that his honey-oozing hands made him even better at catching the ball. Opposing teams didn't know how to defend against his sticky hands, and he became a star player overnight. Sticky learned to embrace his unique abilities and became an inspiration to all those around him, showing that even the greatest challenges can lead to the greatest opportunities.
College career
Sticky took a scholarship with Michigan State University, where he benefited from the tutelage from some of the best RB prospects in the league. The team also benefited from Sticky's half-time snacks of honey on english muffins that gave them extra energy that made the difference in close games. As much as Sticky enjoyed his time in college, he felt something was missing in his life so he decided he wanted to do more good in the world. After 2 years, he dropped out of college and joined a charity group to help support the Central African Republic. The C.A.R was one of the poorest countries in the world and Sticky was able to provide nourishment to help feed the needy. C.A.R eventually became the #1 consumer in honey, thanks in part to Sticky's miraculous gifts. After two year's of charity work, Sticky decided it was time to move back to the States to continue persuing his life-long dream to play professionally, where he hoped to earn an increased income to help support the charities he was involved with.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Rushing | Receiving | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Att | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD | Rec | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD |
| 2051 | MICH | 13 | 200 | 1001 | 5.5 | 65 | 9 | 28 | 201 | 7.17 | 23 | 2 |
Professional career
DSFL career
Sticky had a very respectable year as a rookie running back for the Norfolk Seawolves and surprised many analysts as the season advanced. Despite being part of a RBC with a veteran player, Sticky still managed to rank 6th overall in the league for total rushing yards. He managed an season average of 5 yards per carry, which also ranked 4th overall for backs with over 100 carries for the season. His lone low point was a disappointing 147 air yards for the season over 23 receptions, which is quite low for a receiving back specialist. Hopefully, he'll progress in this area over as he gets more play time in his 2nd year and he generates more chemistry with his QB. All in all, the arrow is pointing up and if Sticky is able to take over the backfield in his 2nd year, we could see some impressive numbers coming his way.
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) |
207 lb (94 kg) |
Professional career statistics
| Career statistics | Rushing | Receiving | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Att | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD | Rec | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD |
| 2055 | NOR | 14 | 167 | 828 | 5 | 385 | 8 | 238 | 147 | 6.4 | 25 | 1 |
