South West

South West

No. 58 – Norfolk Seawolves
Position:	Linebacker
Personal information
Born:	(2039-27-07)March 7, 2039 (aged 21) Athens, Georgia, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight:	246 lb (112 kg)
Username:	Honoredmexican
Career information
High school:	Buford High School
College:	University Of Washington
Career history
Norfolk Seawolves (2061 (S46))
Roster status:	Active

South H2O West (born March 7, 2041) is an American football linebacker for the Norfolk Seawolves of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).

Early years

South was born in Athens, Ga, to Jenny and Buck. Buck and Jenny instantly fell in love after meeting up at a local protest outside a build site for Gatorade distrubtion center. Their love was strong but not strong enough against the dozers and officers who easily pushed them aside.

In the crazy and unpredictable world of football, South West went from hydrating the players to hilariously dominating the field. His water boy days were a distant memory as he traded his water bottles for a football jersey, and the transformation was nothing short of comical. It was all thanks to one incident when a football player ran into his hydration station. South West in a fit of anger chased down the player and sent him to next week. The coach saw the potential is this and gave South West a try.

South, once a sideline observer, now stumbling over his own oversized shoulder pads, trying to keep up with the veteran players. He approached tackles with the finesse of a cartoon character, leaving opponents bewildered and lost for words.

Despite the laughs, South’s unorthodox techniques somehow worked. His unpredictable moves on the field left the opposing team scratching their heads, wondering if they were up against a football player or a stand-up comedian.

As word spread about the water boy turned linebacker, the crowd erupted into fits of laughter at his antics. South West had unintentionally become the team's favorite entertainer, proving that sometimes, the most unexpected journeys are the ones that bring the most joy to the game."

College career

South committed to the University of Washington with the promise that they will allow him to assist in preparation for the hydration stations before games. South had the ability to change direction on a dime and anticipate plays which turned every game into a thrilling spectacle. He was a hard hitter but sometimes hit the wrong individuals across the field. There were times where South would forget he was a football player and begin handing out water to the team. Washington defeated University of Central Florida in the Gator Bowl thanks to the South (defensive player of the game). The sideline reporter asked South what drove him to such a great performance. South replied, "Captain Insano shows no mercy". The reporter then asked if he had anything he would like to tell the world about going into pro football. "Stop killing alligators to make Gatorade" South stated as he walked off the field for the final time as a husky.

College career statistics

Career statistics			Tackles		Sacks	Interceptions		Other					Kick returns
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD	Sfty	Ret	Yds	Avg	TD
2021	WAS	11	50	9	13	1	0	0	0	0	3	0
2022	WAS	11	63	7	10	0	0	2	3	2	7	0
2023	WAS	12	65	10	13	2	0	1	6	4	8	0
2024	WAS	12	85	13	12	0	0	1	3	1	6	1
Total		46	263	39	48	3	0	4	12	7	24	1

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)	246 lb (112 kg)

DFSL

South was picked up by the Norfolk Seawolves (S46). South was quiet for most of the first half of the season. It was a matter of things that made him timid during the beginning. The first issue is that Norfolk only had tap water available for the rookies. South had to wake up early during practices to make sure he had some of the ice-cold purified water. Things changed the more he was comfortable with his team and the sponsorship by Aquafina to ensure he always had that good water available. S46 ended a lot better than it started for South West. He had three games with double digit tackles (weeks eight, nine, and thirteen) ending the season with a total of 98 tackles. South’s tackle game has converted and halted numerous plays for Norfolk. South received five “Nukes of the Game”, game balls, for his outstanding defensive performances and teamwork.

Professional career statistics

Career statistics			Defense
Season	Team	Games	Tck	TFL	FF/FR	Sck	Int	PD	Sfty	TD	Blk P/XP/FG
2061 (S46)	Seawolves	14	98	7	1/0	3	1	8	0	0	0/0/0

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