Smasha Face

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Smasha Face
Image of Smasha Face
Smasha, a menacing sight for any defender
No. 68 – Prospect
Position:Runningback
Personal information
Born: (2021-02-17)February 17, 2021 (aged 40)
Skullsmasherz Territory, Romania
Height:6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)
Weight:245 lb (111 kg)
Username:The_Juggernaut
Career information
High school:Raidin' and Pillagin'
College:Harvard
Career history
Roster status:Active
Career highlights and awards
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Career ISFL statistics
Total touchdowns:18
Kick return yards:98
Receptions:2
Rushing yards:52
Rush average:6.2
Rushing touchdowns:17
Passing completions:1
Passing completions:0"

Player stats at ISFL.net

Smasha Face (born February 17, 2021) is an American football runningback who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Harvard and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Smasha Face was an indomitable warrior and an incredibly imposing figure growing up. Being an orc he performed in raids on the local city of Budapest Romania, often kidnapping people and selling them to get food. He was faster and stronger than even most orcs, so he was often the one sent for the people with colourful clothing, often recognized to be worth more money. They would raid often, earning goats and small people as payment for their successes, eating them whole when possible or cooking them into an excellent stew. That was, until one day they were ready for him and captured him alone. He was studied and looked over from head to toe. He was examined, inspected, and checked him out incredibly thoroughly until they realized that he could not be human. However, they wanted to see if they and eventually shipped out to what he would later find out was Harvard University, in America.

College career

When he arrived at Harvard, presumably just to be studied, he was found to be an incredibly specimen, with a fast 40 time, incredible strength a great vertical. However, his intelligence left something to be desired so they tried him on defense, telling him to attack the ball carrier. Predictbly, it didn't go well, ending in three fatalies, sparking another debate of whether or not Orcs should be allowed in civilized football. So, they tried a last ditch option, putting him at running back and telling him to run the ball and get to the end zone. It worked to incredible results, as he led the nation in broken tackles and finished 6th for touchdowns. After such a prolific season, pro teams around the country tried to convince him to join their league, explaining the concept of money and what it could do for him if he earned a lot. Understandably, Smasha decided to go professional and use his talents to get him what he truly wants... equipment to raise an Orc army.

College career statistics

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Professional career

DSFL career

Smasha is playing his first season as an undrafted free agent, a full season ahead of his expected draft eligibility. In his first game, he scored a 2 yard touchdown and is the team's lead back.

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad BP Wonderlic
6 ft 2 in
(1.88 m)
245 lb
(111 kg)
4.42 s 4.8 s 7.37 s 40.6 in
(1.03 m)
11 ft 0 in
(3.35 m)
30 reps -4

Professional career statistics

Career statistics Rushing Offensive Line
Season Team Games Att Yards Avg Lg TD Pancakes Sacks Allowed
23 Harvard 14 266 1653 6.2 99 17