Jonathan Irons
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The Best Cleric in All the Realms | |
| No. 42 – Portland Pythons | |
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| Position: | Wide Receiver |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | June 6, 2039 (aged 21) Baldur's Gate, Faerún, Forgotten Realms |
| Height: | 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) |
| Weight: | 240 lb (109 kg) |
| Username: | Jadda123876 |
| Career information | |
| College: | Winterhold |
| DSFL Draft: | 2061 / Round: 5 / Pick: 37 |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Jonathan "Thunder Thighs" Irons (born June 6, 2039) is an American football wide receiver for the Portland Pythons of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
Jonathan Irons, born to a modest life and family, a cleric of Lathander and savior of Baldur's Gate, he is far more suited to the intense and constant chaos of adventuring and heroism, crusading his way into his early 20s with reckless abandon, putting a stop to the Absolute cult, defeating each sphere of influence surrounding this scheme, finally taking on the Netherbrain with his party and claiming victory.
It was in the aftermath of this hard-fought battle, weary and with much exhaustion, that Jonathan found himself swept up in the plans of rebuilding the Gate. For several weeks they worked to clear rubble, provide healing anywhere possible, and round up any cultists that had escaped the fighting that broke out, and finally declared their mission complete. With a heavy sigh, Jonathan rested.
And then found himself unable to spend even another moment longer inside. Even after saving the world, even after fighting tooth and nail to claim victory against his enemies, he was surely afforded a moment's respite and peace, but he merely could not stop. Taking to a nearby college, Jonathan began to study the arcane as Gale had, learning everything there was to know about wizardry and the art of artificery.
College career
It was in the college of Winterhold that Jonathan discovered the true potential of his tempest cleric powers. Under the influence of Lathander, Jonathan had successfully channeled a crackling, yellow electrical current. This energy had the potential to propel him forward with great velocity, but also allowed him to summon blasts of electrical energy, bursts of current from his fingertips, an aura so volatile and alive with power that it threatened to explode at any moment.
It was enough to concern the head mages of the college, creating with conjurative magic a dome with which he might practice, crafting and perfecting spells of various note. In his research, he is able to discover and develop a powerful mechanism for the storing of electrical impulse within the achilles' tendon for consistent and delayed release, providing the user with a natural boost to inherent walking and running speed that far exceeds what the humanoid body is normally capable of.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Receiving | ||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Rec | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD |
| 2058 | N/A | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2059 | N/A | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2060 | N/A | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Professional career
Jonathan rose quickly to fame within the DSFL, promising high returns on speed, agility, and a consistent desire to lower his drop percentage over the season, he excelled at finding the best ways to make himself stronger, better. Moments of prominence include one of their final games against the Dallas Birddogs, wherein he received 125 yards, with a 74-yard pass completion into a touchdown, Jonathan had a very good season, with many improvements over the course of his time, and only further progress to be made from here. As the season ends, we see Jonathan reach the near heights of his potential within the DSFL, lying in wait for what the ISFL draft will hold.
Jonathan waved goodbye as the bus pulled away, taking Thor away to Yellowknife, to better things. With a bittersweet sigh, and a turn to look at the locker rooms standing in wait behind him, it felt like this was full circle of where Jonathan had started.
Sitting down in the office chair that Dangerson had greeted him from all those weeks ago, looking out at the team that he was to co-lead with Bamford, the cleric felt a sense of pride and accomplishment.
And apprehension.
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) |
240 lb (109 kg) |
Professional career statistics
| Career statistics | Receiving | ||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Rec | Yards | Avg | Lg | TD |
| 2062 (S47) | Pythons | 14 | 75 | 904 | 11.8 | 74 | 4 |
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