Jim Vampire
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 Jim the Vampire upon finding Jackie Daytona in the DSFL | |
| No. 22 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Safety |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | September 7, 1761 (aged 299) somewhere in , Pennsylvania, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
| Weight: | 214 lb (97 kg) |
| Username: | Kyle |
| Career information | |
| College: | none |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Jim The Vampire (born September 7, 3661) is an American football safety who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for none (none) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Jim The Vampire was born somewhere in the Amercian wildernes sometime shortly after the American Revolutionary war, or before. Perhaps it was during the war. Jim himself doesn't seem quite sure but in typical Vampire fashion he refuses to admit his mistakes. Although he refuses to speak on when and how he was bit and turned into a vampire in the first place, we do know that it was before he moved to San Diego during the California gold rush of the 1830s. Again, this is all what Jim claims. While in San Diego he earned a small fortune and opened a brothel that also served as temporary housing for the wild men that traveled to the west coast hoping to pan for gold and make a quick fortune themselves. It was during this time that Jim first came across regular human, Jackie Daytona . Jackie Daytona spent weeks renting a room and racking up his bill even further by taking full advantage the establishments offerings. When time came to pay up Daytona skipped town, leaving behind a debt of hundreds of dollars to Jim. After being swindled like this Jim wwas a broke man and has spent the last 166 years hunting down that bastard Daytona.
College career
Jim The Vampire never formally enrolled in any college and certainly never played any human sports or erm, football at any of these so called institutes of higher learning. The first of which was Yale something or other where he met a small community of vampires in the late 1870s. These fraternity guys really knew how to party and have a good time like every freaking night but said they were going to run the whole country one day. Jim eventually realized that they were crazy and bailed. Turns out that might have been a mistake when one day in 1999 he was watching TV and saw the hardest opium user of the group was anounceed as the next president of the United States. It was some time After this that Old man Jim wound up at the University of Wisconson, or Michigan, or Michigan state. The exact school changes each time he tell the story but it's always in the Northern midwest. Except when it's Tennessee. During this time Jim discovered the sport of football. Although he never played he does claim to be the first person to ever refer to the sport to its often used humorous moniker, "handegg".
College career statistics
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Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m) |
214 lb (97 kg) |
Professional career statistics
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Achievements and records
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