Grand Champion Breed Winner Regional National Champion Princess Donut The Queen Anne Chonk
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| No. 4 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Defensive Tackle |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | January 1, 2016 (aged 47) Seattle, Washington, U.S. |
| Height: | 0 ft 15 in (0.38 m) |
| Weight: | 12 lb (5 kg) |
| Username: | Orbitingdeath |
| Career information | |
| College: | University of Washington |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
Grand Champion Breed Winner Regional National Champion Princess Donut The Queen Anne Chonk (born January 1, 2016) is an American football defensive tackle who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for University of Washington (UW) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
"Before winning a lot of titles as a showcat, Princess Donut had her own servant named Beatrice, a servant whose entire family was involved in raising and breeding show cats. Living together with Beatrice and her boyfriend Carl, Donut had her entire live dedicated to going to events. This happened almost every weekend and she loved the attention. She enjoyed the shows so much that she was bringing in hardware almost every time. This is how she become a Grand Champion, a breed winner regional and also a national champion. She often dubs herself 'Best in Show' because of this.
While her servants broke up, Princess Donut stayed behind with Carl, as Beatrice wanted to sell her and continue with a different cat. Staying together with Carl in a two bedroom appartment in Seattle was also what she wanted most. As this is how she could keep seeing Ferdinand, who she adored. Ferdinand isn't really named Ferdinand though, but is a stray cat named Gravy Boat, but you know, cats don't know the names we give them. "
College career
College summary? You know you are talking about a fluffy flat faced tortoiseshell persian cat right? But okay, let's ignore that part for now and talk about the college experience. Travelling to college always happened together with Beatrice, who carried me around in a bag like I was Paris Hilton her chihuahua. While living in her dorm room in the University of Washington I watched a lot of television while Beatrice was having her lessons. So I know everything about series like the Gilmore Girls, Dawson's Creek, Gossip Girl and The OC. But there are also times that Beatrice forgot to turn on the TV for me and then I had to sneak out of the room and wander around the campus. So my favourite thing to do there was to watch the University of Washington football team train. I like the players that were just as fluffy flat faced like I was, so I knew that once day I would become a football star as well. So while I never was technically IN college, I did enjoy my college experience and it helped me turn into the player I hoping to become by enlisting for professional football
College career statistics
Watching a lot of TV series and watching university athletes play football
| Couch Occupant | |
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| Series name | Seasons Watched |
| Gossip Girl | 6 |
| The O.C. | 4 |
| Gilmore Girls | 7 |
| Dawson's Creek | 6 |
| Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer | 1 |
| My Cat From Hell | 11 |
| Dog Whisperer with Cesar Millan | 0, what did you think? |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 0 ft 15 in (0.38 m) |
12 lb (5 kg) |
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