Flash Panda

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Flash Panda
Image of Flash Panda
No. 17 – Philadelphia Liberty
Position:Wide Receiver
Personal information
Born: (2015-11-07)November 07, 2015 (aged 45)
San Diego, California, U.S.
Height:6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight:225 lb (102 kg)
Career information
College:North Carolina State University
ISFL Draft:2036  / Round: 1 / Pick: 3
DSFL Draft:2036  / Round: 6 / Pick: 32
Career history
Roster status:Retired
Career highlights and awards
Career ISFL statistics as of Week 16, 2045
Total touchdowns:16
Punt return yards:2133
Kick return yards:7248
Receptions:474
Receiving yards:6787
Yards per reception:14.319
Receiving touchdowns:42
Pancakes:43

Player stats at ISFL.net

Flash Panda (born November 7, 201) was an American football wide receiver for the Philadelphia Liberty of the National Simulation Football League (NSFL). He played college football for North Carolina State University (NCSU) before being drafted by the Philadelphia Liberty in the 2036 ISFL Draft (S21). Prior to this, he had been drafted by the Norfolk Seawolves in the 2035 DSFL Draft (S20).


Early years

Born in the San Diego Zoo, Panda was raised by Professor Oak under an experimental program designed to toughen up the Giant Panda. From a newborn, he was exposed constantly to football games and training videos whenever he wasn't sleeping. The interactive toys he was given were all football related and free time was structured to be like a practice game of Football. Eventually Flash Panda was the first and only current success of this program. He showed and developed skills that allowed him to run, catch, and play football like a human being. Professor Oak helped find a professional trainer that would be able to help Flash Panda develop his sports skills and physicality and a linguistics expert to help teach Panda his own form of communication. He then started to reach out to national agents on how to market a Panda to the football watching market. Soon he was on his way toward a football career, first stop? Getting Flash Panda a basic college education/experience!



College career

Flash Panda attended College at NCSU where his Professor Oak had gone to school and had friends in the Vetrinary Department. They manged to get Panda a room in the Vet Facilities, close to the football field. Panda was then enrolled in a basic course load to help him understand the simplist things they could in relation to football. Physcis to help understand ball mechanics, psychology classes to help understand defenders and their mindsets as well as human behavior classes. He was also put into a basic marketing class to understand how to sell himself and every PE class they could find. Panda was a hit on campus and almost all students loved having him there. Soon Panda was able to understand his classes and managed to passhis first year. From there Flash Panda tried out for the college football team as a walk on, and made the team! More than a mascot Flash Panda would go on to help his team get too two bowl apperances before he was elidgible for the DSFL draft.


Professional career

Panda spent his whole career with the Philadelphia Liberty. He spent most of his career as a Return Specialist, as he was often not the best Receiver on the team and was outclassed by his teammates and known for being a mediocre Reciever, possibly due to not having opposable thumbs.

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad BP Wonderlic
6 ft 3 in
(1.91 m)
225 lb
(102 kg)
4.28 s 4.1 s 7.43 s 27.5 in
(0.70 m)
10 ft 0.8 in
(3.07 m)
19 reps 3


NSFL career statistics

Regular Season Offense Special Teams
Season Team Games Touchdowns Receptions Receiving yards Yards per reception KR TD KR YDS PR TD PR YDS
2037 (S22) PHI 13 3 28 336 12 0 0 0 0
2038 (S23) PHI 16 3 22 290 13.2 0 897 1 446
2039 (S24) PHI 16 4 41 711 17.3 0 1208 0 221
2040 (S25) PHI 16 8 59 1013 17.2 0 1161 1 358
2041 (S26) PHI 16 9 72 1127 15.7 0 1375 0 253
2042 (S27) PHI 16 2 99 1311 13.2 0 567 0 247
2043 (S28) PHI 16 4 80 959 12 1 746 0 75
2044 (S29) PHI 16 8 51 791 15.5 0 708 1 340
2045 (S30) PHI 16 1 22 249 11.3 0 586 0 193
Career 141 42 474 6787 14.319 1 7248 3 2133