Creamy Linguine

Creamy Linguine

No. 56 – Prospect
Position:	Linebacker
Personal information
Born:	(1776-04-07)April 7, 1776 (aged 285) New York City, New York, U.S.
Height:	0 ft 4 in (0.10 m)
Weight:	2 lb (1 kg)
Username:	Jangorhino
Career information
High school:	GED
College:	University of Arizona
Career history
Roster status:	Active

Creamy Ass Linguine (born April 7, 3676) is an American football linebacker who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for University of Arizona (Arizona) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Creamy Linguine was born in NYC. His parents are both linguine; his mom is linguine and clam sauce and her name is Clams and his dad is linguine and marinara and his name is Luigi. Creamy attended public school in New York from kindergarten to high school. In high school Creamy started playing football and discovered immediately how gifted he is. As a freshman, Creamy started at LB for the varsity team. Creamy is only 4 inches tall and this low center of gravity allows him to move around the field with alarming agility and quickness. Creamy is so creamy the opposition has no chance on the field. Creamy just slides around tackles everyone with his creaminess. Creamy continued on varsity for all four seasons in highschool. As a senoir, Creamy set all the New York state high school recordws for tackles and was graded a five-star recruit. Creamy was recruited by most of the major football programs in the country and finally decided to attend the University of Arizona.

College career

"Creamy was an instant sucess at Arizona and started all four season while there.

In his four years at Arizona, Creamy set the school record for tackles. He also is the career leader at linebacker for tackles-for-loss and sacks. Creamy was first-team all PAC-12 at linebacker all four seasons. Creamy was selected first-team All American at linebacker his junior and senior seasons. He was second-team All American as a sophmore and third-team as a freshman. In addition to the school records, Creamy finished his college career as the PAC-12 career leader in tackles. While at Arizona, Creamy studied Culinary Arts and graduated with a 3.2 GPA in 3 years. Creamy was active on campus with extracaricular activities. Creamy founded the Pasta Lives Matter chapter at Arizona and he spent many hours volunteering to raise awareness of pasta rights. Creamy also was part of the Lamda Lamda Lamda fraternity and he contributed to the legacy of that great organization. "

College career statistics

Linguine started all four seasons at Arizona in his time there. Creamy was a tenacious defender and led the team and conference in tackles every season he played. Creamy Linguine also played special teams as a kick and punt returner.

Career statistics			Tackles		Sacks	Interceptions		Other					Punt returns
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD	Sfty	Ret	Yds	Avg	TD
Freshman	AZ	13	160	8	3.5	2	0	0	5	3	6	0
Sophmore	AZ	13	172	8	2	3	0	2	6	5	9	0	27	421	15.6	2
Junior	AZ	13	180	2	0	5	1	1	2	2	13	1	35	543	15.5	3
Senior	AZ	13	210	0	0	5	2	1	1	0	13	0	18	201	11.2	1
Total		52	722	18	5.5	15	3	4	14	10	41	1	80	1165	14.6	6

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
0 ft 4 in (0.10 m)	2 lb (1 kg)

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