Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Zaphod Beeblebrox
Image of Zaphod Beeblebrox
No. 42 – Prospect
Position:Linebacker
Personal information
Born: (1952-03-11)March 11, 1952 (aged 110)
Betelgeuse V, Wales
Height:6 ft 1 in (1.85 m)
Weight:168 lb (76 kg)
Username:Mooty99
Career information
College:Ursa Minor Tech
Career history
Roster status:Active

Zaphod Beeblebrox (born March 11, 1952) is an American football linebacker who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Ursa Minor Tech and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Zaphod was born on the fifth planet of Betelgeuse system, he is the son of Zaphod Beeblebrox II as all his direct ancestors are his direct descentdants due to an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. He is the semi-cousin of Ford Prefect, famed travel writter with whom he shared three of the same mothers. Zaphod's early years were largely spent in the pursuit of making himself into being the real hoopy frood that you find him to be today. He was often put in statis detention at school due to his antics and behaviour that were described by his teacher as hugely disruptive but by his fellow students as amazing feats of counter productive anarchy that the whole school body could get behind. Needless to say he was expelled a number of times but none of them ever really took. Zaphod never played Gridiron at school as it is not a popular sport outside Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha he did captain both the school ski boxing and Broccian ultra cricket teams.

College, Life and Football

While Zaphod officially went to college at the Galaxy's most prestigious party college he did not really spend any time there past the first semester and occasional drop into a party of three when his presence was really required to boost the place. The real interesting parts of his life are what else Zaphod did other than part in college and we only really have time for the highlights of this wonderous and rich story of his past life before football. These highlights include the inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster as well as being the only person alive who can drink more than three in a single sitting. He was voted to be the Galactic President (even though many who voted thought they were voting for the worst dressed sentient being in the universe. When president he stole the Heart of Gold, a spaceship taking advantage of the Infinite Improbability Drive, at its unveiling. He is the only man to have survived the Total Perspective Vortex (albeit in an electronically synthesized universe which was created especially for him). But what led him to the ISFL and football you may ask, well when attending a party he got suitably drunk and ended up making a wager with Thor the Norse God of Thunder and an the lounge singer that night called Elvis Presley. The origins of the wager is not entirely clear as all parties had been drinking but what we do know is that all parties had been discussing earth, that insignificant blue green planet and their odd customs and Zaphod may have claimed he could become elite in any dumb earth sport so they chose Football and her he is ready to tear it up!


Professional career

Pre-draft measurables
Ht Wt 40‑yd dash 20‑ss 3‑cone Vert jump Broad
6 ft 1 in
(1.85 m)
168 lb
(76 kg)

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