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| − | ""Player was born in Someplace, State, to Mother Player and Father Player. Father was a rolling stone, and...""This will be completed once later today. I will finish the remainder of my player's story, but don't have the bandwidth available in my schedule right now. Ball me Blazer.
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| − | Oh, now he's a philosophizer.
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| − | Cram it up your cram hole!
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| − | That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Yeh, that's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.
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| − | Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.
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| − | [When asked how he knew where Kate lived] It's called the Freedom of Information Act for a reason. The hippies finally got something right. Just kidding. But not really.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!
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| − | View Quote
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| − | My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!
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| − | View Quote
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| − | I earned this body, and I built this temple with nothing more than some elbow grease and a little can-do attitude... and yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!
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| − | View Quote
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| − | I won that tournament! ****in' Chuck Norris!
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!
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| − | View Quote
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| − | I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except perhaps in the movies. But let me show you something that gets lost in the translation. [opens briefcase revealing single stack of bills]
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| − | Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!
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| − | View Quote
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| − | You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!"
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| | ==College career== | | ==College career== |
| | "A couple of paragraphs summarising their college performances. For example: | | "A couple of paragraphs summarising their college performances. For example: |
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| − | ""As a true freshman in 2012, Player rarely started, but was able to make an impact with thirty tackles and and two interceptions. The following year saw noticable improvements, as Player started the majority of games, and saw a dramatic increase in tackles.... ""Quick summary of their upbringing and high school stuff:
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| − | ""Player was born in Someplace, State, to Mother Player and Father Player. Father was a rolling stone, and...""This will be completed once later today. I will finish the remainder of my player's story, but don't have the bandwidth available in my schedule right now. Ball me Blazer.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Oh, now he's a philosophizer.
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| − | View Quote
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| − | Cram it up your cram hole!
| |
| − | View Quote
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| − | That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Yeh, that's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | [When asked how he knew where Kate lived] It's called the Freedom of Information Act for a reason. The hippies finally got something right. Just kidding. But not really.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I earned this body, and I built this temple with nothing more than some elbow grease and a little can-do attitude... and yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I won that tournament! ****in' Chuck Norris!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except perhaps in the movies. But let me show you something that gets lost in the translation. [opens briefcase revealing single stack of bills]
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!"
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| | ==College career statistics== | | ==College career statistics== |
| − | Come back to this bit. Not sure how to generate the table yet
| + | {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;" |
| | + | |- |
| | + | ! colspan="3" |Regular season |
| | + | ! colspan="7" |Rushing & Receiving |
| | + | |- |
| | + | ! Season !! Team !! Games |
| | + | ! Att !! Rush Yds !! YPC !! Rush TD |
| | + | ! Rec !! Rec Yds !! Rec TD |
| | + | |- |
| | + | | {{dsfly|19}} |
| | + | | UCLA Bruins |
| | + | | 14 || 185 || 1196 || 6.5 || 11 |
| | + | | 32 || 407 || 6 |
| | + | |- |
| | + | | {{dsfly|20}} |
| | + | | UCLA Bruins |
| | + | | 13 || 224 || 1765 || 7.9 || 22 |
| | + | | 52 || 918 || 9 |
| | + | |- |
| | + | | '''''Total''''' |
| | + | | UCLA Bruins |
| | + | | 27 || 409 || 2961 || 7.2 || 33 |
| | + | | 84 || 1325 || 15 |
| | + | |- |
| | + | |} |
| | + | |
| | ==Professional career== | | ==Professional career== |
| | ===DSFL career=== | | ===DSFL career=== |
| | "Quick summary of their upbringing and high school stuff: | | "Quick summary of their upbringing and high school stuff: |
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| − | ""Player was born in Someplace, State, to Mother Player and Father Player. Father was a rolling stone, and...""This will be completed once later today. I will finish the remainder of my player's story, but don't have the bandwidth available in my schedule right now. Ball me Blazer.
| + | |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Oh, now he's a philosophizer.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Cram it up your cram hole!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Yeh, that's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | [When asked how he knew where Kate lived] It's called the Freedom of Information Act for a reason. The hippies finally got something right. Just kidding. But not really.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I earned this body, and I built this temple with nothing more than some elbow grease and a little can-do attitude... and yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I won that tournament! ****in' Chuck Norris!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except perhaps in the movies. But let me show you something that gets lost in the translation. [opens briefcase revealing single stack of bills]
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!"
| |
| | ===NSFL career=== | | ===NSFL career=== |
| | {{NSFL predraft | | {{NSFL predraft |
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| | "Quick summary of their upbringing and high school stuff: | | "Quick summary of their upbringing and high school stuff: |
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| − | ""Player was born in Someplace, State, to Mother Player and Father Player. Father was a rolling stone, and...""This will be completed once later today. I will finish the remainder of my player's story, but don't have the bandwidth available in my schedule right now. Ball me Blazer.
| + | |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Oh, now he's a philosophizer.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Cram it up your cram hole!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Yeh, that's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | [When asked how he knew where Kate lived] It's called the Freedom of Information Act for a reason. The hippies finally got something right. Just kidding. But not really.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I earned this body, and I built this temple with nothing more than some elbow grease and a little can-do attitude... and yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I won that tournament! ****in' Chuck Norris!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except perhaps in the movies. But let me show you something that gets lost in the translation. [opens briefcase revealing single stack of bills]
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!
| |
| − | View Quote
| |
| − | Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!"
| |
| | ===Professional career statistics=== | | ===Professional career statistics=== |
| | Come back to this later | | Come back to this later |
