Troen Egghands

Troen Egghands

Troen Egghands in the 2035 BCS playoffs
No. 96 – Myrtle Beach Buccaneers
Position:	Defensive End
Personal information
Born:	(2013-06-09)June 9, 2013 (aged 49) Barstow, California, U.S.
Height:	6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)
Weight:	272 lb (123 kg)
Career information
High school:	Barstow High School
College:	Fresno State
DSFL Draft:	2036 (S21) / Round: 2 / Pick: 7
Career history
Roster status:	Active

Troen Egghands (born June 9, 2013) is an American football defensive end who played college football for Fresno State before being drafted by the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers in the 2036 DSFL Draft (S21).

Early years

Troen Egghands, born Troen McBjornson, is an American football player. He was born in Victorville, California but grew up in nearby Batstow. He attended Barstow High School where he was a member of the cross-country team and played backup safety in his freshman year. Starting his sophomore year, he left the cross-country team to focus on football and was the starting defensive end from that point onward He was a two-star recruit and received a scholarship to attend Fresno State in Fresno, California.

High school career statistics

High school statistics			Tackles			Sacks	Interceptions		Other
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Total	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD	Safety
2028	Barstow Aztecs	9	21	1	22	0	1	0	0	0	0	3	0
2029	Barstow Aztecs	12	38	3	41	6	0	0	0	1	0	1	0
2030	Barstow Aztecs	12	65	4	69	11	0	0	1	3	1	4	1
2031	Barstow Aztecs	12	48	3	51	8	0	0	0	1	0	1	0

College career

Troen played his first year at Fresno State as a true freshman albeit as part of the pass-rush rotation rather than a starter while the Bulldogs went 8-4 and played in the Kentucky Chicken/In-n-Out double-double Down Bowl, held in Phoenix, Arizona on December 27th, 2032. The Bulldogs won despite Troen's lackluster play as he had only one tackle and slipped to allow a 22 yard run in the second quarter. Troen's sophomore campaign started out reasonably well until the third game of the season where a poor landing after getting tripped by an opposing guard resulted in breaking both of his hands. Troen missed the next week with the injury but returned in the fifth week of the season with both hands in club-like casts. Despite this impediment, Troen helped lead the Bulldogs to a 62-28 victory over the USC Trojans with a performance including an improbable interception that Troen returned for a touchdown. From that point on, Troen produced sacks at a higher rate which he attributed to the casts, stating in a interview with ESPN, "I know it's weird, but I think breaking my hands was just what I needed to make the next step here in the NCAA. I might have to keep the casts on even after my hands are healed!" Most[citation needed] fans assumed the statement was hyperbole but Troen did in fact return with the casts in 2034 for his junior season. That season proved to be his best yet, and he legally changed his named to Troen Egghands in the offseason to honor the nickname his teammates had come up with. His senior year stats weren't quite as good but he was part of an impressive Fresno team that made the college BCS playoffs but lost to the eventual winner, Washington University in St. Louis. He graduated with a degree in economics and is expected to be drafted in the 2036 DSFL draft. In a pre-draft interview, he confirmed his plans to continue playing with the casts, saying "I don't want to mess with something that's both my signature and helping me produce at a high level."

College career statistics

College statistics			Tackles			Sacks	Interceptions		Other
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Total	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD	Safety
2032	Fresno Bulldogs	12	29	4	33	4	0	0	0	0	0	1	0
2033	Fresno Bulldogs	13	68	4	72	11.5	1	1	1	2	0	1	0
2034	Fresno Bulldogs	14	81	2	83	14.5	0	0	0	3	0	4	0
2035	Fresno Bulldogs	14	76	9	85	13	1	0	0	2	1	1	0

Professional career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad	BP	Wonderlic
6 ft 3 in (1.91 m)	272 lb (123 kg)	4.78 s	4.68 s	7.19 s	33 in (0.84 m)	9 ft 0 in (2.74 m)	23 reps	47

Professional career statistics

DSFL

Regular season

DSFL statistics			Tackles			Sacks	Interceptions		Other
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Total	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD	Safety
2036 (S21)	Myrtle Beach Buccaneers	14	18	18	36	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	1

Postseason

DSFL statistics			Tackles			Sacks	Interceptions		Other
Season	Team	Games	Reg	TFL	Total	Sack	Int	IntTD	DefTD	FFum	FRec	PD	Safety
2036 (S21)	Myrtle Beach Buccaneers	2	4	1	5	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Achievements and records

Troen has no professional achievements or records