Squidward Tentacles

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Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Tentacles at Bikini Bottom University.
No. 6 – Prospect
Position:	Wide Receiver
Personal information
Born:	(1999-10-06)October 6, 1999 (aged 63) Bikini Bottom, Marshall Islands
Height:	5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)
Weight:	195 lb (88 kg)
Username:	Terriblehippo
Career information
High school:	Bikini Bottom School
College:	Bikini Bottom University
Career history
Roster status:	Active

Squidward Q. Tentacles (born October 6, 1999) is an American football wide receiver who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for Bikini Bottom University (BBU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.

Early years

Squidward was born to Mr. and Mrs. Jeff Tentacles of Bikini Bottom. From an early age, he took a liking to the performing and visual arts. He learned to play the clarinet, and pursued painting as a hobby.

Squidward always wanted to leave Bikini Bottom; he reportedly told family and his few friends that he felt like ""a big squid in a small ocean"" on multiple occasions. As he grew older, it became clear that music and art would not give him the opportunity to leave his hometown, and so he began searching for another way. He discovered football, and realized that this was his shot at leaving his small hometown. He quit his job at The Krusty Krab -- a popular Bikini Bottom eating establishment -- to focus on his growing football career. Squidward has always been very public about the fact that football is not his passion, but merely a means to an end."

College career

Squidward's only opportunity to play organized football was through his hometown's local college, Bikini Bottom University. However, because the school was so small, and because there were no other colleges nearby to play, it didn't have a full-fledged football program. Instead, Squidward was forced to join the school's intramural flag football league. He tried every position, and eventually Squidward decided to play as a wide receiver. The reason for this is two-fold. First, with four legs, Squidward was much faster than anyone else in the school. He also has suction cups on his "hands," which allow him to catch and hold onto the football with extreme ease. Both of these factors quickly made Squidward the best football player in the school's history. His dominance quickly caught the eyes of DSFL scouts. Upon hearing of the existence of the DSFL and ISFL, Squidward immediately left Bikini Bottom University and announced his intention to play professionally in the ISFL.

College career statistics

Career statistics			Receiving
Season	Team	Games	Rec	Yards	Avg	Lg	TD
2038	Bikini Bottom University	14	123	2,694	21.9	38	32
2039	Bikini Bottom University	14	101	1,919	19.0	36	30
Total	Bikini Bottom University	28	224	4,613	20.6	38	62

Professional career

DSFL career

Shortly after joining the DSFL, Squidward was picked up on waivers by the Norfolk Seawolves, who were 1-9 at the time.

NSFL career

Pre-draft measurables

Ht	Wt	40‑yd dash	20‑ss	3‑cone	Vert jump	Broad
5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)	195 lb (88 kg)

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Professional career statistics

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