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Revision as of 13:53, 6 January 2022
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 Spicy Ron, using a fellow peewee league teammate as a human shield | |||||||||||||||||
| No. 7 – Austin Copperheads | |||||||||||||||||
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| Position: | Linebacker | ||||||||||||||||
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| Born: | April 5, 2023 (aged 39) Cleveland, Ohio, U.S. | ||||||||||||||||
| Height: | 5 ft 9 in (1.75 m) | ||||||||||||||||
| Weight: | 200 lb (91 kg) | ||||||||||||||||
| Username: | Pugwalrus | ||||||||||||||||
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| College: | Kent State University | ||||||||||||||||
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| Roster status: | Active | ||||||||||||||||
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Spicy Ron (born April 5, 2025) is an American football linebacker who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks. He played college football for Kent State University and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
Spicy Ron, coached personally by the famous "Three Year Letterman" never actually played football in school. Instead, he joined Letterman's local peewee league starting at the age of 8, all the way until age 22. During his peewee league tenure he racked up 10398 tackles, 8404 TFL, 7281 sacks, 824 interceptions, and 17 confirmed kills. Letterman received harsh criticism from both the local parents, and the FBI. Letterman kept Ron on his roster due to a loophole in the rules that Ron was granfathered into. The duo won 12 championship rings together before Ron decided he beat up enough 8-year-olds to take his talents to the DSFL and ISFL. Occasionally he does return to Letterman's team to help fill in whenever someone has a stomach ache. Bringing the brutal strength of a 22 year old man to the playing field, and helping Letterman obtain enough rings to make opening doorknobs difficult.
College career
Ron never actually played football in college, instead taking his talents to dodgeball as a Captain of Kent State's NCDA team. During his college tenure he was still playing with Letterman's peewee league team, and did not even attempt to join Kent State's actual dodgeball team. Kent State's Dodgeball team, however, would go on to be the #3 ranked team in the country, making several deep National Tournament runs. Unfortunately, Covid-19 struck the country when Ron was in his Junior year. Despite this, he was named a captain of the team. But was unable to actually play games due to Covid precautions. Kent State did still attempt to recruit them into their ranks, as they won their first ever bowl game against Jordan Love's Utah State team. But Ron refused, stating he was simply "built different". Many remain baffled as to how Ron managed to become a scouted DSFL prospect despite only having beaten up 8 year olds for over 14 years, but some suspect Letterman may have pulled a few strings for him behind the scenes.
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2026 (S11) | Wraiths | 14 | 78 | 0 | 0/0 | 0 | 4 | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0/0/0 |
Professional career
Spicy Ron was drafted 13th overall in the S31 DSFL draft by the Portland Pythons, and drafted 13th overall in the S32 ISFL draft by the Austin Copperheads
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | BP | Wonderlic |
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| 5 ft 9 in (1.75 m) |
200 lb (91 kg) |
5hrs s | 35min s | 10min s | 240" | 5 ft 9 in (1.75 m) |
570lbs reps | -43 |
Professional career statistics
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Playoff Statistics| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2046 (S31) | Portland Pythons | 82 | 11 | 5/2 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0/0/0 | |
| 2047 (S32) | Portland Pythons | 128 | 8 | 1/0 | 10 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 | |
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| Games Played | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2 | 15 | 0 | 0/0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0
Achievements and recordsUse this section as an example. Team -S32 DSFL North Champion Individual -S31 DSFL Defensive Rookie of The Year Winner -DSFL All-Pro x2 (S31, S32) -DSFL Pro-Bowler x2 (S31, S32) Franchise Records -Pythons Single-Season Tackle Record (128) -Pythons Single-Game Playoff Tackle Record (11) Other Nominations x2 DSFL Defensive Player of The Year Nominee (S31, S32) x2 DSFL Linebacker of The Year Nominee (S31, S32)
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