South West
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| No. 58 – Norfolk Seawolves | |
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| Position: | Linebacker |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | March 7, 2039 (aged 23) Athens, Georgia, U.S. |
| Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
| Weight: | 246 lb (112 kg) |
| Username: | Honoredmexican |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Buford High School |
| College: | University Of Washington |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
South H2O West (born March 7, 2041) is an American football linebacker for the Norfolk Seawolves of the Developmental Simulation Football League (DSFL).
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Early years
South was born in Athens, Ga, to Jenny and Buck. Buck and Jenny instantly fell in love after meeting up at a local protest outside a build site for Gatorade distrubtion center. Their love was strong but not strong enough against the dozers and officers who easily pushed them aside.
In the crazy and unpredictable world of football, South West went from hydrating the players to hilariously dominating the field. His water boy days were a distant memory as he traded his water bottles for a football jersey, and the transformation was nothing short of comical. It was all thanks to one incident when a football player ran into his hydration station. South West in a fit of anger chased down the player and sent him to next week. The coach saw the potential is this and gave South West a try.
South, once a sideline observer, now stumbling over his own oversized shoulder pads, trying to keep up with the veteran players. He approached tackles with the finesse of a cartoon character, leaving opponents bewildered and lost for words.
Despite the laughs, South’s unorthodox techniques somehow worked. His unpredictable moves on the field left the opposing team scratching their heads, wondering if they were up against a football player or a stand-up comedian.
As word spread about the water boy turned linebacker, the crowd erupted into fits of laughter at his antics. South West had unintentionally become the team's favorite entertainer, proving that sometimes, the most unexpected journeys are the ones that bring the most joy to the game."
College career
South committed to the University of Washington with the promise that they will allow him to assist in preparation for the hydration stations before games. South had the ability to change direction on a dime and anticipate plays which turned every game into a thrilling spectacle. He was a hard hitter but sometimes hit the wrong individuals across the field. There were times where South would forget he was a football player and begin handing out water to the team. Washington defeated University of Central Florida in the Gator Bowl thanks to the South (defensive player of the game). The sideline reporter asked South what drove him to such a great performance. South replied, "Captain Insano shows no mercy". The reporter then asked if he had anything he would like to tell the world about going into pro football. "Stop killing alligators to make Gatorade" South stated as he walked off the field for the final time as a husky.
College career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2026 (S11) | Wraiths | 14 | 78 | 0 | 0/0 | 0 | 4 | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0/0/0 |
Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
246 lb (112 kg) |
Professional career statistics
| Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
| 2026 (S11) | Wraiths | 14 | 78 | 0 | 0/0 | 0 | 4 | 26 | 0 | 1 | 0/0/0 |
Achievements and records
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