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'''Rab The Crab''' (born November 14, 2030) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Runningback|runningback]] who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for University of Hawai'i and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season. | '''Rab The Crab''' (born November 14, 2030) is an [[wp:American football|American football]] [[wp:Runningback|runningback]] who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for University of Hawai'i and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season. | ||
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| No. 28 – Prospect | |
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| Position: | Runningback |
| Personal information | |
| Born: | November 14, 2030 (aged 32) Pathhead, Midlothian, Scotland |
| Height: | 2 ft 5 in (0.74 m) |
| Weight: | 28 lb (13 kg) |
| Username: | Lancedjack |
| Career information | |
| High school: | Dalkeith High |
| College: | University of Hawai'i |
| Career history | |
| Roster status: | Active |
| Career highlights and awards | |
Rab The Crab (born November 14, 2030) is an American football runningback who is currently preparing to enter the professional ranks.He played college football for University of Hawai'i and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season.
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Early years
An elderly, wizened fisherman was out one night on his boat just off the coast of Dalgety Bay, hauling in his crab pots to see what he'd got, when one put up the fight of a life time. Not knowing what he'd hauled down there the elderly man pulled with all his might. He seized and grasped, with vim and vigour, but alas it was not to be and the creature pulled him under. What emerged from the sea on that black evening so many years ago? Rab! Rab the Crab emerged, quite happily dressed in the fishermans garb and picked himself up a fifty gram pouch of Drum tobbaco and set off on his merry way. He settled down in the quaint town of Pathhead where he picked himself up a nice two bedroom number. He lived there for plenty of time, shedding his shell and pruning his garden and whatever other shite crabs do I don't really know.
College career
Rab eventually upped sticks and left the town of Pathhead and scuttled his way across the ocean floor to the island paradise of Stornoway. However, completely unimpressed by their lackluster black pudding and the fact the place is absolutely baltic, he continued on his quest. Eventually he landed himself smack dab on the isle of Hawaii. He crawled up from the surf and the foam onto the beach where the Universities running backs coach was sunning himself. Immediately upon clapping eyes on Rab he said "Jesus wept and all the saints that boy will be my running back!" What's next is history. Rab would go on to carry the ball with his patented sideways scuttle crab maneveur thing making him, essentially, an untacklable cunning crustacean. He'd scuttle his way from end zone to end zone and then back to the other end zone, scoring as many touchdowns as he had legs (However many legs crabs have) in a day. What a boy.
College career statistics
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Professional career
| Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad |
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| 2 ft 5 in (0.74 m) |
28 lb (13 kg) |
Professional career statistics
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Achievements and records
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